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Updated 2026-06-26 08:46
Wi-Fi firm Purple sneaks 'community service' clause into its T&Cs
Can't be GDP-arsed with this anymore For a regulation designed to safeguard data processing, the forthcoming GDPR has already generated a surfeit of info. Somewhere in Europe sits a growing compliance mountain.…
Academics 'funded by Google' tend not to mention it in their work
Two-thirds of the time support is not disclosed, say campaigners A network of academics on Google's payroll just so happens to churn out "independent research" friendly to their sugar daddy's corporate goals. But two-thirds of the time you wouldn't know it, according to the Campaign for Accountability.…
'Many' ways to create artificial intelligence. Just ask the UK's AI businesses
What? We have them. There's life outside the hype bubble Nothing brings a smile to the face of Sabine Toulson – co-founder in 1995 of Intelligent Financial Systems – faster than the notion that AI and its associated technologies are “something new”.…
NAO: Customs union IT system may not be ready before Brexit
System has capacity for 150 million declarations – just 105 million short... Plans by HMRC to overhaul the clunky IT system underpinning £34bn in tax at the border may not be complete before Brexit, the government's spending watchdog has warned today.…
€100 'typewriter' turns out to be €45,000 Enigma machine
1941 German army crypto machine found in Romanian flea market A cryptography professor wandering through a Romanian flea market has turned a nice ROI on his €100 investment: €45,000.…
1Password won't axe private vaults. It'll choke 'em to death instead
Developer promises not to force peeps to the cloud – which it says is way, way better The maker of password manager 1Password says it will not force its users to stop using private password vaults – as it sweeps this local storage functionality under the rug.…
PC sales still slumping, but more slowly than feared
~650,000 machines still ship every day, but that's the lowest total since 2007 Analyst firms IDC and Gartner have emitted their quarterly assessments of the personal computer market, with both recording further sales slowdowns but also suggesting things could be worse.…
Robo-surgeons, self-driving cars face similar legal, ethical headaches
Like transportation, medicine is becoming more automated, for better or worse As drivers contemplate computer controlled cars, physicians get to ponder self-driven surgery tools.…
YASA* looks at turning commercial buildings into Internet things
'Fairhair' is *Yet Another Standards Alliance, but at least it cares about security A vendor collective pushing Internet of Things standardisation for commercial buildings has published its first set of specifications, and wonder-of-wonders the specs include security.…
Juno beams back first closeups of Jupiter's unsightly red acne
Shrinking spot looks like the Eye of Sauron NASA has released the first closeup images of Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, the massive storm system that has been swirling on its surface for over 180 years.…
Meet Zenko: No, it's not a discount super hero. It's Scality's benevolent, celestial fox... er?
It's an open-source public cloud gateway in diguise Object storage slinger Scality has announced an open-source public cloud gateway and controller called Zenko.…
If we could just get a word in Edgewise... New kid says it can do data center firewalls better
Upstart exits stealth this week with 'reinvented' protections Edgewise Networks launched on Wednesday with a project to reengineer the firewall and make it suitable for cloud-based environments by moving beyond traditional address-centric controls.…
IO, IO, it's off to Weka.io we go: Let's take a look at a file system upstart
Holds up versus IBM, Oracle in benchmarks... whether it's worth the cost is another thing Weka.io claims its file storage device can scale out to billions of documents. Rather than rely on object storage to cope with this kind of data, you just need to reinvent the filer, which it reckons it has done.…
AGFEO smart home controllers need patching
Five months passed between notification and patch Smart-home controllers from German company AGFEO have adopted best practice internet things security by offering an unsecured Web admin interface.…
Flight Centre leaks fliers' passport details to 'potential suppliers'
Travel co. says human error to blame for Australian mess, won't reveal numbers Human error at travel company Flight Centre has resulted in a leak of personal information, including data of customers' passports.…
Juniper admins: Grab your bug-zappers and load 22 rounds
Patch flood includes fix for hard-coded creds and access-all-areas XSS firewall flaw Juniper Networks has released 22 patches and security notices.…
Broadcasters, advocacy groups and nonprofits weigh in on Microsoft's magical broadband
The good, the bad and the ugly parts of Redmond's white space internet Analysis On Tuesday, Microsoft announced it will pay third-party ISPs in the US to offer wireless broadband on unused TV spectrum, or "white space."…
ATO phone hacking 'tutorial' is tame unless you use a Nokia 1100
Supposed evidence of potent cracking powers actually reports well-known public documents The “how to crack mobile phones” tutorial posted by an Australian Taxation Office employee appears not, as widely reported, to be evidence that the agency has the ability to penetrate a wide range of devices.…
An AI can replace what a world leader said in his video-taped speech. This will end well. Not
Final stepping stone to irrefutable fake news? Video Researchers have crafted algorithms that can blend an audio recording of someone talking with a video of them saying something else entirely – and create a new convincing lip-synched video with the replacement sound.…
Blue Cross? Blue crass: Health insurer thought it would be a great idea to mail plans on USB sticks
Sure, teach people it's OK to plug in random drives A US health insurer is taking heat for its decision to mail USB drives containing coverage information to businesses that offer its plans to employees.…
Ready, aim... Ignition! Valley VC bigwig ejects after conduct complaints
Firm needs a new anti-harassment trainer after blowup Frank Artale, managing partner at Ignition Ventures, has resigned at the request of the board following multiple claims of inappropriate behavior.…
Guess who doesn't have to pay $1.3bn in back taxes? Of course it's fscking Google
Dieu merci, nous n'avons pas mis en place un bureau à Paris, le grand fromage of ads sighed Google has narrowly avoided a massive €1.12bn ($1.28bn, £990m) back-tax bill for earnings in France, thanks to not setting up an office in Paris.…
Good news: Samsung's Tizen no longer worst code ever. Bad news: It's still pretty awful
TVs, phones, watches, you all get Sammy's bugs Samsung's Tizen appears to have more holes than a screen door, but the mobile operating system, which powers Samsung watches, TVs, and a few phones, may not be as disastrous as it seems.…
Hey, remember that monkey selfie copyright drama a few years ago? Get this – It's just hit the US appeals courts
And, surprise, surprise, everyone's still baffled Analysis Remember that selfie of the grinning monkey way back in 2014?…
Brickbat unwraps in lap of crap Snapchat yap app technocrat brats after stock splat mishap
Have we just reached Peak Register? Snap Inc is being sued by its shareholders who claim that executives misled investors about the value of SnapChat app maker ahead of its IPO earlier this year.…
14 MEEELLION Verizon subscribers' details leak from crappily configured AWS S3 data store
US telco giant insists only infosec bods saw the info Updated Another day, another leaky Amazon S3 bucket. This time, one that exposed account records for roughly 14 million Verizon customers to anyone online curious enough to find it.…
Dial S for SQLi: Now skiddies can order web attacks via text message
Katyusha scanner targets web servers with instant chat Hackers are touting a tool that allows any idiot with a smartphone to conveniently order up mass SQL injection attacks against websites.…
Speaking in Tech: What is a Windows 10 licence worth these days?
And: Anyone fancy a Phillips CM8833 mkii?
WannaCry prompts promise of extra cash towards NHS security
UK.gov pledges transparency in long-awaited response to data and consent reviews The NHS is to get a funding boost for cybersecurity measures, while the UK government has promised patients a digital service that lets them see who's accessed their health records.…
When 'Saving The Internet' means 'Saving Crony Capitalism'
The curious case of the dog that didn’t bark Comment Entering the BBC today to talk about the net neutrality protests “supported by Amazon and Netflix and others”, I had a dilemma. How in three minutes can you give viewers worldwide a perspective which conveys that the motivations are valid – American fixed-line broadband is pretty rubbish – but what we were witnessing was the most powerful multinationals in the world flexing their muscles, a show of corporate strength. In Europe these companies are regularly said to be more powerful than any nation state.…
Slower US F-35A purchases piles $27bn onto total fighter jet bill
Economies of scale, in reverse Slower purchases of the F-35 fighter jet have piled $27bn on top of the cost of buying the ridiculously expensive aircraft, according to reports.…
Server vendors board the Xeon SP party bus
Who'll get all the hotties? Who'll mope in the corner thinking about EPYC? As expected when Intel processors power virtually all x86-class servers, the vendors all hopped on the Skylake Xeon SP party bus.…
WD gets court order: Toshiba can't block access to shared database
Of double negatives, TSVs, TROs, BiCS and JVs Western Digital Corp has won a temporary restraining order (TRO) preventing its flash joint-venture partner Toshiba from impeding the shipment of engineering wafers and samples to WD in Milpitas, CA, as well as preventing it from blocking certain Western Dig employees from accessing shared databases.…
Micro Focus posts pre-HPE Software borg numbers
Look here, we're doing OK now, aren't we? It's the last set of results it'll post before its $8.8bn spin merge deal with HPE Software, and the UK's Micro Focus is keen to show it has a clean bill of health.…
AI cybersecurity startup Darktrace scores $75m, now valued at $850m
Mike Lynch-backed firm pushes unicorn status as demand soars Machine-learning enterprise-focused cybersec firm Darktrace has raised $75m in order to expand its sales operations into Latin America and Asia as it prepares for a possible IPO.…
Adult toy retailer slapped down for ‘RES-ERECTI*N’ ad over Easter
Didn't manage to pull it off Adult toys and lingerie retailer Honey Birdette was today placed on the naughty step by egg-xacting watchdog the Advertising Standards Authority for mixing sex and religion in a promotion over Easter.…
AI vans are real – but they'll make us suck at driving, warn boffins
Transport brainboxes urge UK.gov to keep eye on tech Tech and automotive firms are pushing driverless car technology on society, rather than there being a big demand for it, in the opinion of the Transport Research Laboratory's boffins.…
BlackBerry taking action to fix 'pop-out' screen – namely more glue
KEYone flagship crumbles under pressure BlackBerry Mobile reps have confirmed the manufacturing process for its KEYone flagship will be tweaked so the display doesn't pop out so easily.…
Virgin Trains dodges smack from ICO: CCTV pics of Corbyn were OK
Showing Labour boss wasn't on 'ram-packed' train didn’t break law Virgin Trains did not break data protection laws when it released images of UK's opposition Labour party leader Jeremy Corbyn during his supposedly "ram-packed" trip to Newcastle, the UK’s data protection watchdog has said.…
Apple building data centre in China to comply with tough cybersecurity laws
Citizen data can only be stored within the country Apple has announced plans to set up its first data centre as part of a $1bn investment in the Chinese province of Guizhou.…
MoJ slammed for failing to deliver savings on electronic tagging
£60m spent so far and five years late The Ministry of Justice has been slammed by the government's spending watchdog for failing to achieve value for money on its controversial electronic monitoring programme.…
Don't get too hung up on sexy high-end military tech, MoD warned
Department must do more to attract sci and tech innovators The Ministry of Defence needs to stop reflexively demanding rights to its suppliers' intellectual property if it is to attract more private sector tech innovators, according to the Royal United Services Institute.…
The life and times of Surface, Microsoft's odds-defying fondleslab
A hard-won hit at five Difficult as it might be to comprehend, Microsoft has been shipping Surface for just under five years.…
European Parliament keen to throw news publishers a bone
But will Google and Facebook be good neighbours? Newspapers in Europe are closer to winning the right to ask Google and Facebook to remove or pay for the news story snippets they scrape for their free services – although there's nothing compelling Google (or anyone else) to actually do anything. The furore over "fake news" last year has helped sway MEPs.…
Nokia inks wide-ranging deal with Xiaomi: Not just IP and handsets
Oh Mi goodness Nokia may be a spent force in smartphones since selling its devices business to Microsoft, but it still aims to be the power behind the throne of other vendors via its technology licensing programme.…
NASA flies plane through Earthly shadow of Kuiper Belt object
2014 MU69 is New Horizons' next stop and this is a way to get an early look NASA has flown a plane through shadow of Kuiper Belt object 6.6bn kilometres from Earth.…
JavaScript spec gets strung out on padding
ECMAScript 2017 addresses left-pad gate, alongside various improvements ECMAScript 2017, the latest edition of the specification upon which JavaScript is based, plugs a gap left by awkward extinction of some Node.js code last year.…
New Azure servers to pack Intel FPGAs as Microsoft ARM-lessly embraces Xeon
'Intel Xeon Scalable Processor' hailed as 'cornerstone for new platform' with servers customised for different roles Microsoft may have said ARM servers provide the most value for its cloud services back in March, but today it's given Intel's new Xeons a big ARM-less hug by revealing the hyperscale servers it uses in Azure are ready to roll with Chipzilla's latest silicon and will all use Chipzilla's field programmable gate arrays.…
Dell gives world its first wireless-charging laptop if you buy $580 extra kit
Or you could buy two of the cheaper battery-pack keyboards for less than the wireless kit Dell has given the world its first wireless-charging laptop.…
Intel bolts bonus gubbins onto Skylake cores, bungs dozens into Purley Xeon chips
Inside Chipzilla's new security measures Deep dive Intel has taken its Skylake cores, attached some extra cache and vector processing stuff, throw in various other bits and pieces, and packaged them up as Xeon CPUs codenamed Purley.…
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