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Computershare CTO says he got a bill 15 times his previous quote Next Global stock-market share registry operator Computershare looks like it has just decided to bail from VMware rather than suffer Broadcom's latest licensing regime and price hikes....

But if they can't, AMD is well positioned to mop up Analysis Nvidia had quite the showing at the International Supercomputing show in Hamburg last week. Its GH200 claimed a spot among the 10 most powerful publicly known supercomputers, while the CPU-GPU frankenchips dominated the Green500 for the efficiency prize....

Pharmacy says it's 'unwilling and unable to pay ransom' Canadian pharmacy chain London Drugs has confirmed that ransomware thugs stole some of its corporate files containing employee information and says it is "unwilling and unable to pay ransom to these cybercriminals."...

Intercontinental Exchange's Q1 revenue exceeded $1B - that'll sure teach 'em The New York Stock Exchange's parent company has just been hit with a $10 million fine for failing to properly inform the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) of a 2021 cyber intrusion....

Recently confirming first use of energy weapons in the field, military now wants bigger, better systems It hasn't been using them for long, but the US Army is apparently pleased enough with its early directed energy (i.e. laser) weapons systems that it's investing another $95.4 million in improved versions....

$4.5M slushed through accounts from state healthcare and lonely people Georgia resident Malachi Mullings received a decade-long sentence for laundering money scored in scams against healthcare providers, private companies, and individuals to the tune of $4.5 million....

Semiconductor foundry industry thanks its lucky stars amid slow general recovery Demand for AI-related tech is at a high point amid a relatively slow recovery for the semiconductor foundry industry, according to Counterpoint Research, which expects the situation to last for the rest of this year....

'Clarification' weighs in on material vs voluntary disclosures The US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) wants to clarify guidelines for public companies regarding the disclosure of ransomware and other cybersecurity incidents....

Starliner or Padstayer? Boeing's Starliner, aka the Calamity Capsule, has suffered another setback after a hoped-for May 25 launch date has been dropped as engineers work to deal with a helium leak in the spacecraft's propulsion system....

You're thrice as likely to be hit by a battery-powered vehicle The road to net zero might be paved with good intentions, but it's also apparently littered with injured pedestrians....

Plans robo-tractors to help as folks flee the farm but the planet stays hungry Next Agricultural equipment maker John Deere has decided virtual machines are legacy tech....

$40 million to be raised for engineering and sorting out the supply chain The Initial Public Offering (IPO) of Raspberry Pi is now set for June 2024, and $40 million is expected to be raised....

'Sid' is looking a little sickly of late, but it will pass The intrepid users of Debian's "testing" branch just discovered that a bunch of their password manager's features disappeared... but their package manager is going to get new ones....

It's only a preview, and maybe it should stay there ... forever Microsoft's Windows Recall feature is attracting controversy before even venturing out of preview....

Energy billionaire Daniel Ketinsky reportedly looking at ways to sway creditors Ailing IT giant Atos has delayed approval of its financial statements for 2023 until the end of this year as it continues efforts to restructure, which have seen renewed interest from billionaire suitor Daniel Ketinsky....

Underground tunnel testing now available for autonomous vehicles Self-driving vehicles could be on British roads by 2026, following the Automated Vehicles Act becoming law this week....

Rivals ready to swoop in but drop in overall attacks illustrates LockBit's influence The takedown of LockBit in February is starting to bear fruit for rival gangs with Play overtaking it after an eight-month period of LockBit topping the attack charts....

Zero bucks to start but then the meter runs on everything - for years IBM has decided the time is right to bring its Power-powered cloud on-prem....

Yay, meeting room technology Logitech has unveiled a follow-up to 2017's MeetUp camera with the creatively named MeetUp 2, alongside a room booking solution....

Windows? We're the Copilot company now Comment Microsoft's Build 2024 conference is getting under way in Seattle. As the Copilot company makes a multitude of AI announcements, one question seems pertinent: Is Build and Microsoft's commitment to developers starting to wither?...

On the bright side, someone made up to $30,000+ for finding it GitHub has patched its Enterprise Server software to fix a security flaw that scored a 10 out of 10 CVSS severity score....

Seoul Summit follows up Bletchley Declaration with more non-binding and vague promises Sixteen global AI leaders - including Google, Microsoft, IBM, and OpenAI - have made fresh but non-binding pledges to deactivate their own tech if it shows signs it is driving a dystopian outcome....

ByteDance added a cheap service and the market followed it down China's top AI players have made enormous cuts to the price of their services....

Hopping satellites every 15 seconds will do that to a protocol SpaceX's Starlink satellite internet service "represents an unusually hostile link environment" to the TCP protocol, according to Geoff Huston, chief scientist at the Asia Pacific Network Information Center....

Boffins, why not simply invent an algorithm that autonomously fixes flaws, thereby ending ransomware forever The US government's Advanced Research Projects Agency for Health (ARPA-H) has pledged more than $50 million to fund the development of technology that aims to automate the process of securing hospital IT environments....

Be careful not to over-inflate, you may burst your bubble Scale AI's valuation soared to nearly $14 billion on Tuesday after the startup revealed it has raked in a billion dollars in venture capital in a late-stage funding round led by VC house Accel with support from industry titans Nvidia, Amazon, and Meta to name a few....

And real-time video translation for things like this: Apestas, Redmond! Build Edge for Business, Microsoft's year-old entry in the enterprise browser race, has received a handful of security and productivity upgrades that were announced on Tuesday at the technology giant's Build developer conference....

Predicts worse to come for customers as he builds AR for slot machines around Nutanix Next Gregg Lowe is feeling thoroughly chuffed about his technology buying decisions....

Redmond is ready to help folks build AI 'copilots' Build At Microsoft's Build developer conference on Tuesday, CEO Satya Nadella announced that Redmond's Azure AI Studio is moving to general availability....

Server operators may need to pay up front, even for electricity they don't need yet The Ohio branch of American Electric Power (AEP) wants to slap new tariffs on the increasing number of power-hungry datacenters in the Buckeye State....

Not content with stealing share from Intel at the high-end, the House of Zen is going low AMD unveiled a line of tiny Epyc processors designed to compete with Intel's entry-level E-2400 Xeons....

Nyah, nyah: You can't sue for damages if we just meet your demands Facing an antitrust jury trial over claims it monopolizes online advertising, Google has chosen to do the most logical thing it can think of to avoid the case being heard by a jury: It's cut a check to the US Justice Department to get prosecutors to strike their damages claim....

Guess we all have imaginary monsters to fear Zoom has rolled out what it claims is post-quantum end-to-end encryption (E2EE) for video conferencing, saying it will make it available for Phone and Rooms "soon."...

Fremont: Come for the toxic fumes and discrimination, stay for marshmallows? A "two-alarm commercial fire" broke out yesterday at the Tesla factory in Fremont, California....

Includes a Raspberry Pi version, which works well on the Pi 5 The latest update to MX Linux is out, and has some small but handy improvements to make it easier to get online and install....

Crashes galore, plus especially crafty crims could use it for much worse Infosec researchers are alerting the industry to a critical vulnerability in Fluent Bit - a logging component used by a swathe of blue chip companies and all three major cloud providers....

Custom silicon mounting up, says report from semiconductor researcher TechInsights Google announced a long-rumored datacenter CPU last month, but the Chocolate Factory may already be the third-largest designer of datacenter processors, according to research....

Bloc also recommends kicking Elon's brother and Rupert Murdoch's son off the board New York City's Comptroller and seven financial firms are recommending that Tesla shareholders give a thumbs-down to the electric car maker's ~$50 billion pay package for CEO Elon Musk....

And now add Copilot connectors and extensions to that Build At Microsoft, "it's Copilots all the way down for us."...

'High-risk' AIs will have hoops to jump through if they want to keep doing business in Europe The EU Council has given final approval to the bloc's landmark AI Act, setting the stage for enactment of a benchmark first-of-its-kind AI law across Europe....

Analyst warns of another unfortunate side effect of AI Industry preference for high bandwidth memory (HBM) has the potential to cause a DRAM supply shortage unless more manufacturing lines are built quickly, TrendForce is warning....

Shockingly, astronauts can curse when in high-stress situations It has been 55 years since Apollo 10 slipped into lunar orbit. The mission? To rehearse nearly every part of Apollo 11's landing except the part where it would actually land....

From SPAC and back as 68% say yes MariaDB shareholders have backed a private equity takeover offer for the troubled database vendor....

If I can't have you, then no one will! Chipmaking equipment supplier ASML reportedly has the means to remotely disable its advanced machinery in the hands of TSMC, should China invade Taiwan....

Bad news? The Apple Pencil Pro is *not* The Apple iPad Pro 13 has a secret lurking within its sleek lines. A battery that is not nightmarishly hard to replace. Relatively....

Brings its storage stack to AWS's EKS but still has time to improve its hypervisor NEXT Nutanix used its annual NEXT conference to reveal it has started thinking outside the VM by making its storage stack available as a native service on Amazon Web Services' Elastic Kubernetes Service (EKS)....

Fewer rivals on the scene as big-gang success soars The number of new ransomware strains in circulation has more than halved over the past 12 months, suggesting there is little need for innovation given the success of the existing tools used by top gangs....

Or so says CIQ, which coincidentally has issues obtaining RHEL's kernel sources Comment A new hire at Rocky Linux creator CIQ is rocking the LTS-Linux-distro boat - by shining a spotlight on the elephant in the room (or one of the herd)....

Telco told they must protect vulnerable in race to turn off Public Switched Telephone Network BT has extended the deadline for migrating customers off the copper-based Public Switched Telephone Network (PSTN) to digital landlines to give more time to vulnerable people, including telecare users, to move....

Users given less than three months to move to the new platform for some services, analyst points out As Microsoft Build in Seattle kicks off today, one analyst has pointed out that the Redmond software giant is giving users scant time to get off its popular BI system and re-implement their solutions....