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Sons of IoT: Bikers hack Jeeps in auto theft spree
Gang used lifted codes, stolen logins to bypass onboard security A Tijuana-based biker gang is accused of hacking hundreds of trucks over two and a half years as part of a multi-million-dollar auto theft ring.…
Strong and stable? Theresa May's election poll lead succumbs to outlier syndrome
Contextualising Corbyn's improving numbers I hate to say I told you so but, tell a lie, I told you so. As the election campaign heads into the home straight, could the unthinkable be on the cards? Could Theresa May, who started some four weeks ago with what was widely regarded as an unassailable lead, be on the verge of losing?…
UK council fined £150k for publishing traveller family's personal data
Medical details exposed in online planning application An Essex council has been fined £150,000 for publishing highly sensitive personal data, including medical information, of a traveller family via online planning documents.…
Plastic surgery patients face extortion in wake of clinic data breach
Nip/tuck hack Thousands of private photos have been leaked by cybercriminals following the hack of a Lithuanian cosmetic surgery clinic.…
NASA Sun probe named for solar wind boffin Eugene Parker
Space weather announcement, forecast: SCORCHIO Breaking with the recent focus on flinging probes and bots at our planetary neighbours, around July next year NASA will set the controls for the heart of the Sun.…
Speaking in Tech: Cloud Native is quite the needy boyfriend
Plus: Surviving AirBnB in Slovakia, BA outage, are you normal? and more
At the feet of the Great Monad, or, How the functional programming craze plays out
Dost thou know the Seven Immutable Laws of FP? Stob "Today, object-oriented programming (OOP) rules the IT industry absolutely. It is impossible to dislodge. While functional programming (FP) has seen a resurgence of late, it is typically used as an adjunct to OOP." – Louis Cyphre, 'Why are functional programming languages used so rarely in practice?'…
NHS U-turns on blanket IR35 tax crackdown
Anything to do with mass contractor walkouts? The UK National Health Service has repealed its blanket decision to shove contractors inside the IR35 tax clampdown by default.…
UK surveillance law raises concerns security researchers could be 'deputised' by the state
Could govt press-gang you into 'helping'? Provision in the UK's controversial surveillance laws create a potential means for the UK government to press-gang "any" UK computer expert into working with GCHQ. Computer scientists and researchers are concerned about the provision - even though the consensus is that it is unlikely to be applied in practice because it would damage wider co-operation.…
IT monitoring for fun and profit
How much effort does it take? Do alarms still keep you awake at night? Study Monitoring the IT infrastructure is essential, but often comes across as a boring necessity, rather than an exciting area that can move the business forwards. We want to know if the tools you use help you deal with the things that matter, namely keeping services running and users off your back.…
BT considers scrapping 'gold-plated' pensions in bid to plug £14bn deficit
Union says it will fight to keep scheme open for its members Former state monopoly BT is considering shutting its "gold-plated" defined-benefit pension scheme in an attempt to close its looming deficit.…
Acronis adds automated ransomware protection to latest Backup version
Blockchain for data integrity and regulatory compliance In a well-timed release Acronis has announced its Backup 12.5 product with automated ransomware protection and data integrity checking via blockchain.…
Does Microsoft have what it takes to topple Google Docs?
The Office cloud deconstructed If you were to start a business today, would you bother buying desktop software for productivity and collaboration? Probably not, you'd employ some software option delivered as a service. For enterprises with a history of legacy, the move to online versions of on-prem is trickier but is being done.…
Fluster-cluster fracas in Frankfurt: HPC kids fight again
Teams unveiled for student cluster wettbewrb HPC Blog We’re only a few weeks away from the 6th annual ISC Student Cluster Competition, and student cluster aficionados worldwide are gearing up to watch the battle. ISC Cluster Competition Taipan Pak Lui and I shot a video at SC16 where we unveiled the teams for the ISC event, you can watch it below.…
WannaCrypt: Pwnage is a fact of life but cleanup could and should be way easier
Shame on you for not going back in time Comment WannaCry is Microsoft's fault. Microsoft, of course, blames the victims and system administrators get fired. But every one of us is to blame because we refuse to force our governments to hold software-makers to account.…
Nest leaves competition in the dust with new smart camera
It's not cheap, but it is good Nest has restated its position as the poster-child of the smart home with a new indoor camera, the NestCam IQ.…
Boffins spot 'faceless fish' in strange alien environment
Chinese and Australian crews peer into the abyss and find weird things looking back Scientific expeditions into the deep, deep ocean are like buses: none for ages, then suddenly along come two at once!…
Windows XP crashed too much to spread WannaCrypt
What a time to be alive: the BSOD has become a useful feature Yes, WannaCrypt can infect all those machines that still run Windows XP, but because XP is so flaky the zombie boxen are unlikely to have contributed much to the spread of the worm.…
Europe to splash €120m on free WiFi for ~8,000 villages and cities
Liberté, égalité, connectivité The European Parliament, Council and Commission have all decided that the in-El Reg's-view-inexplicable WiFi4EU project is a fine idea worthy of €120m to ensure “every European village and every city with free wireless internet ac­cess around the main centres of public life by 2020."…
WebAssembly fandom kills Google's Portable Native Client
Homegrown tech dumped for trendy native code scheme Google says it will stop supporting Portable Native Client in the first quarter of 2018, with some exceptions, because WebAssembly has become more popular.…
Cisco cuts 250 jobs in San Jose, has 850 more pink slips to hand out
Empty cubicles galore to be had in Silicon Valley Cisco pink slips have started landing, with the company notifying the Californian government of 250 farewells.…
India sets June 5 as the day it will joint the heavy-lift rocket club
GSLV Mk III to test itself on a 3,136kg sat, plans for 8,000kg payloads real soon now The Indian Space Research Organisation has set June 5 as the next milestone in the country's ambitions to build a heavy-lift rocket.…
German robo-pastor preaches the GNU Testament
Bless me father for I have SYNTAX ERROR A church in Germany has built a robot priest to celebrate the 500th anniversary of the Protestant Reformation.…
Intel gives the world a Core i9 desktop CPU to play with
Chipzilla's Compute Card also comes into focus in four models Intel's Core range of CPUs now comes in a new "family" and has a new upper limit.…
Pentagon trumpets successful mock-ICBM interception test
If they know where it comes from and how fast it's going: America defends against itself In a show of strength aimed at ever-belligerent North Korea, America has shot down what it calls a “simulated ICBM” with an intercept missile.…
MySQL devs take cache behind shed, shot heard
Scalability sucked when multi-core machines got busy, so DB's devs will find another way The developers of MySQL Server have decided its Query Cache feature is a bottleneck and killed it off.…
NASA boffins find an explanation for Saturn's wonky moon
Enceladus might have been knocked over by an asteroid Enceladus, Saturn’s watery moon, may have been tipped on its axis after being battered with an asteroid, new evidence reveals.…
Ad watchdog bites Plusnet over 'unintelligible' radio ads
ISP claims voiceover bloke read without being digitally sped up Plusnet has been rapped over the knuckles by the UK’s Advertising Standards Authority after the regulator ruled the terms and conditions of its radio ads were too garbled to understand.…
Android apps punched out by Judy malware
More than 36 million users feared infected As many as 36.5 million Android users may have been infected by advertising fraud malware that could have been lurking in Google Play Store for years.…
Uber fires robo car exec for insubordination
Self-driving star Anthony Levandowski told to show himself out Uber has fired Anthony Levandowski, the technology exec at the center of Waymo's lawsuit against the ridesharing company that alleges theft of self-driving car secrets and patent infringement.…
Much-hyped Ara Blackphone LeEco Essential handset introduced
Andy Rubin's new project gets specs Android founder Andy Rubin’s new hardware company Essential Products has unveiled the smartphone it hopes will discomfit the rest of the market.…
Event horizons around black holes do exist, say astroboffins
Einstein's Theory of General Relativity lasts another day Physicists in the US have found evidence that event horizons around black holes do exist, reinforcing Einstein’s theory of General Relativity.…
Inspur jacks up huge heat sink-sporting beast
New GPU’riffic box vies for dominance HPC Blog At trade shows, I’m always attracted by the sight of huge heat sinks bunched together on a system board. Big and powerful hardware is a weakness of mine. The sight of them pulls me to the booth like a giant tractor beam.…
Lexmark patent racket busted by Supremes
Printer maker can't stop ink cartridge resales with patent claims In a victory for product resellers, the Supreme Court of the United States on Tuesday limited the power of patent holders by reversing a lower court decision that gave printer maker Lexmark control over its ink cartridges after they'd been sold.…
Qualcomm kicks out mesh network, Wi-Fi and RubinPhone win
Comms chip designer rolls out latest hardware lines in Taipei Chip designer Qualcomm has rolled out a trio of new products for wireless networking and mobile devices.…
NORK spy agency blamed for Bangladesh cyberheist, Sony Pictures hack
Group-IB IDs Lazarus Group A fresh analysis, from a slightly different perspective, once again fingered North Korea as the likely culprit behind hacks against Sony Pictures and the $81m heist from an account held by the Central Bank of Bangladesh.…
Real brains discuss artificial brains in real-world London
First tranche of M 2017 speakers announced We’re thrilled to announce the first tranche of conference speakers for the Minds Mastering Machines (M) three-day dive into machine learning, AI and advanced analytics this Autumn.…
Millimetre wave.. omigerd it's going nowherrr.. Apple, you say?
Guess who's joined the bandwagon... Comment Apple may not be the invincible force it once was in mobile, but it is still unrivalled in its ability to scatter stardust over new technologies – just ask the companies which struggled to push Wi-Fi Calling or wireless charging into the mainstream before the iPhone maker came along. Now it has kindled new sparks of enthusiasm, or perhaps hype, around millimetre wave spectrum by applying for an experimental licence to test high frequency bands in the US.…
WDC may form carrion consortium to snap up Toshiba's flash memory biz
Vultures continue circling not-quite-corpse Western Digital may form a consortium to buy up Toshiba’s hotly disputed NAND flash memory unit, according to reports.…
NVIDIA: Pssst... farmers. Need to get some weeds whacked?
Jetson-powered sprayer turns GPU-flinger into weed-whacker HPC blog While there are always vehicles on the show floor at GTC17, it would seem this is the first time an actual John Deere tractor has been in the mix. But the tractor wasn’t the point, it’s what was attached to the tractor that might be interesting for rural types.…
Ransomware realities: In your normal life, strangers don't extort you. But here you are
No crying at the back As "trendy" as ransomware is at the moment, it's a sobering thought when you remind yourself that in this case you're literally having to deal with some miscreant holding your data to ransom.…
GitHub CEO Wanstrath: 'Our goal is no outages'
Hardware rolling out, new software promised GitHub has tried to reassure users that it is targeting zero downtime with the help of new data centres and infrastructure software – some being open-sourced.…
Shadow Brokers lay out pitch – and name price – for monthly zero-day subscription service
$21k lucky dip for exploits Shadow Brokers, the group that leaked stolen NSA hacking tools including the vulnerability that proved key to the WannaCrypt outbreak, has launched a new exploit subscription service.…
Love bots lecture thrills room full of Reg readers
These are not the sex droids you’re looking for... If you’ve ever wondered what the development of AI and robotics might mean for your sex life, you should have been with us last month for our Register Lecture on Sex, AI, Robots and You.…
UK biz: Oh (yawn) GDPR? Was that *next* May? – survey
Be a love and check if we're a data processor. It should be on the internet somewhere UK businesses are risking damaging fines by ignoring the implications of upcoming data protection rules, according to a new survey.…
Defend yourself against ISP tracking in an Trump-era free-for-all
Options - you have some ISPs in the US have regained to power to snoop on your internet browsing and sell the results to the highest bidder. Congress has passed news rules under President Donald Trump rolling back earlier restrictions on internet service providers - Verizon, AT&T, Comcast and so on - from selling or otherwise sharing your web browsing history with other companies.…
How the Facebook money funnel is shaping British elections
TV ads banned, but targeted Facebook videos have free rein Britons vote for a new government on June 8 and, until recently, election campaigns have been tightly controlled affairs with limits on how much parties can spend per constituency, the requirement to submit detailed accounts and no political advertising on television.…
Stingy DXC Tech tells staff to breathe in and tighten those belts
No travel or catering for internal meetings, as for external meetings... get the memo? Execs at DXC Technology have imposed a series of penny-pinching measures on staff just two months after the tech outsourcing corpse started trading, and amid a redundancy programme.…
IBM marketeers rub out chopper after visit from CEO Ginni
Not a good fit. Apparently IBM has tried to erase the photograph of the Big Blue chopper that CEO, president and chairman Ginny Rometty used to fly to the UK R&D labs recently, because it didn’t fit with the corporate austerity message.…
Dell flexing PC production muscle for server biz
No more standing on sidelines as ODMs hoover up service provider punters Analysis Dell EMC’s Server business unit is receiving help from Dell’s Client Solutions Group as it aims to take on the original design manufacturers (ODMs) in the Far East, company insiders have told The Reg.…
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