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16 terabytes of RAM should be enough for anyone. Wait. What?
AWS is cooking virty servers with 16TB but thinks we'll also need clusters packing 34TB Amazon Web Services is working on new instance types that will offer either eight or 16 terabytes of random access memory.…
Australia considers joining laptops-on-planes ban
Security partners have chatted to PM Turnbull and the idea is under consideration Australian prime minister Malcolm Turnbull has said the nation is considering signing up for the laptops-on-planes ban imposed by the United States and United Kingdom.…
DocuSign forged – crooks crack email system and send nasties
Company couldn't school all the phish in the sea Electronic signatures outfit DocuSign has warned world+dog that one of its email systems was cracked by phisherpholk.…
Romney tax return 'hacker' Dr Evil gets his sentence reviewed
Appeal offers a laugh-a-minute how-not-to guide for would-be criminal masterminds Michael Mancil Brown, aka Dr Evil, who tried to extort a million dollars from PricewaterhouseCoopers on the basis that he'd nicked Mitt Romney's tax returns, has had a win on appeal and will be sentenced anew.…
Good news, OpenVPN fans: Your software's only a little bit buggy
Two code reviews give crypto client nearly clean bill of health The venerable OpenVPN client has been given a mostly clean bill of health.…
While Microsoft griped about NSA exploit stockpiles, it stockpiled patches: Friday's WinXP fix was built in February
And it took three months to release despite Eternalblue leak When the WannaCrypt ransomware exploded across the world over the weekend, infecting Windows systems using a stolen NSA exploit, Microsoft president Brad Smith quickly blamed the spy agency. If the snoops hadn't stockpiled hacking tools and details of vulnerabilities, these instruments wouldn't have leaked into the wild, sparing us Friday's cyber assault, he said.…
Mimosa spiked! Wireless kit has multiple security holes
Clients, access points and backhaul all need firmware patch before attacks ferment 5G wireless vendor Mimosa Wireless has patched against a bunch of remote code execution, denial-of-service and file disclosure vulnerabilities.…
It's 2017 – and your Mac, iPad, iPhone can all be pwned by an e-book
Seven Apple updates, because it's not like you had anything else to patch today Apple has released security updates for both of its main operating systems, along with iTunes, Apple Watch, and Apple TV. All should be installed as soon as possible before they are exploited by miscreants.…
Nutanix, IBM hug each other in Power pity party
Big Blue gets cloud cred. Nutanix gets a chance to talk core apps Nutanix and IBM will announce on Tuesday a new relationship that will see Nutanix build hyperconverged systems out of IBM Power servers – its first non-Intel-powered boxes.…
China staggering under WannaCrypt outbreak
Middle Kingdom's CERT puts infection rate in the thousands If reports from China are accurate, the country's often-bootlegged and under-patched Windows installations are being hit hard by the WannaCrypt ransom-worm.…
Intel, Samsung join Apple, FTC firing squad against rival Qualcomm
Two more chip heavyweights enter the patent fray Add Intel and Samsung to the mix of companies siding against Qualcomm in its battle with US trade watchdog the FTC over alleged dodgy patent licensing.…
Uber red-faced from Waymo legal row judge's repeated slapping
Still allowed to continue self-driving research, however Uber has two weeks to make sure Waymo receives all of its stolen documents back and one month to give a full accounting of all its interactions with the former-Waymo engineer who stole them.…
Beaten passenger, check. Dead giant rabbit, check. Now United loses cockpit door codes
Not a good month for the aviation giant You get the feeling United's PR boss must be praying for death at this point, after his employer admitted to another serious cockup.…
WannaCrypt outbreak contained as hunt for masterminds kicks in
Kill switch ID'd in ransomware attempt to abuse MS17-010 patch A feared second wave of WannaCrypt ransomware attacks has failed to materialize, but 16 UK National Health Service Trusts are still grappling with last week's infection.…
Volvo is letting Android 'take over underlying car software' – report
At least the human cargo will be safe as houses Volvos of the future will include an in-car entertainment system built on Android, the stolid Swedish automaker announced earlier today.…
WTH? Veeam retires one CEO, two pop up in his place
This co-CEO nonsense is spreading from Oracle +Comment Backup firm Veeam has retired its freshly promoted CEO to a board committee chair role and promoted two other execs to be co-CEOs.…
Giant spawn hammer on Antarctica map. Thanks, Google Waze
Crowdsourcing is the future of (pubic) navigation Some anonymous clown has drawn a, well, giant spawn hammer on Antarctica by using Google’s crowdsourced map-‘n’-satnav app Waze.…
Sophos waters down 'NHS is totally protected' by us boast
Watered down homeopathy for computers is more powerful, m'kay? Updated Sophos updated its website over the weekend to water down claims that it was protecting the NHS from cyber-attacks following last week's catastrophic WannaCrypt outbreak.…
HPE Labs manufactures monster memory Machine system
ARM-powered, 40-node prototype flies HPE's hot development technology flag HPE's Machine research project has debuted an ARM-powered, 160TB monster memory system prototype, calling it the world's largest single-memory computer.…
Google Cloud boss to speak at ... hang on, Nutanix conference?
Storage firm is going hybrid cloud Nutanix has booked Google Cloud supremo Diane Greene to talk at its .NEXT 2017 conference, leading to speculation that a deal – possibly around hybrid cloud – is being cooked up between the two.…
Lib Dems pledge to end 'Orwellian' snooping powers in manifesto
Only caveat is they need to actually get in power... The Liberal Democrats have pledged to end the "Orwellian nightmare" of mass-snooping powers in the Investigatory Powers Act ahead of their manifesto launch.…
Wave of DevOps, Containers, CD expertise heads for London
Software brains, fabulous food, served up in Westminster Events We’ll be throwing the doors open at Continuous Lifecycle in just over 36 hours, but there’s still time for you to grab a prime spot for three days of the best in DevOps, Agile and Containers.…
DeX Station: Samsung's Windows-killer is ready for prime time
A solid, thoughtful job Review Well, no one saw this one coming. Samsung has succeeded where Microsoft and HP have struggled (so far) in turning a phone into a PC.…
Have a go with this WW2 German Lorenz cipher machine – in your browser
Fancy a crack at being Germany's secret signalman? The National Museum of Computing has put an emulation of an "unbreakable" Second World War German cipher machine online for world+dog to admire.…
HPC kid cluster-wrestle: Gene-sequencing app Falcon was wind beneath winner's wings
Tsinghua's score analysed HPC Blog Tsinghua University topped their 19 competitors to take home the Overall Championship trophy at the recent ASC17 Student Cluster Competition in Wuxi, China.…
Ransomware scum have already unleashed kill-switch-free WannaCry‬pt‪ variant
Researchers warn over new Uiwix strain Miscreants have launched a ransomware worm variant that abuses the same vulnerability as ‪the infamous WannaCry‬pt‪ malware.…
Infinidat benchmarking beatdown: Glugging slimfastq? Not us!
Bottles benchmark battle backlash Analysis Infinidat recently ran a benchmark in which it claimed to have beaten EMC and Pure systems.…
Dell EMC's Azure Stack: Get thee behind me, Microsoft subscriptions
Redmond chucks a lifeline. Not to you, to Big Box Co Dell EMC will release a four-node Azure stack. This potentially places Microsoft's cloud-in-a-can within reach of the SMB. The subscription model thing could get in the way.…
Oh my Tosh: Western Digital takes Toshiba to arbitration
Breach of contract bustup could block sale of Tosh's chip unit Updated WDC is taking Toshiba to an arbitration court process, potentially blocking Toshiba's sale of its Memory Business, which owns Toshiba's share in a flash foundry joint venture with WDC.…
Never mind custody decisions, let's AI up our police cars
GPU-flinger Nvidia offers cops artificial intelligence HPC blog Not long after the news that UK cops may use artificial intelligence to make decisions on custody, Nvidia was showing off AI-for-cops at its GTC event – except this time it's the vehicular sort.…
NASA nixes Trump's moonshot plan
First flight of Orion capsule atop Space Launch System slips from 2018 to 2019 NASA will miss its deadline for the first flight of the Orion capsule and the Space Launch System, with the launch moved from 2018 to 2019.…
Behold, auto-completing Android bug reports – because you're not very thorough
People can't be bothered to recount crashes, so machines are here to help Auto-completion systems that attempt to finish your sentences when typing text messages or search queries can be a mixed blessing. Often, they save time. But they can also get in the way when they make incorrect guesses about intended input.…
QNAP users: It's your turn to patch in a hurry
Miscreants downgrading firmware to vulnerable QTS boxen QNAP has issued a critical-rated warning for devices running its QTS operating system.…
VMware's user groups fuming again, consider deposing leaders
VMUGs placed under new Dell umbrella without consultation VMware's user groups are fuming at being brought under Dell's wing without consultation, and some group leaders are considering action against the leaders of the organisation overseeing the groups.…
Samsung was just Tizen – homegrown Linux again pitched at n00bs
Behold the deliberately-not-mighty Samsung Z4 and the Android ascendancy Anyone hoping that Samsung would use its Tizen operating system to shake up the mobile market has again had their dreams dashed, after the company emitted a for-n00bs phone running the OS.…
Japanese researchers spin up toilet paper gyroscopes for science
The way you spin the loo paper roll exposes your business Japanese boffins have measured the spin-speed of toilet rolls to work out who's on the loo.…
More UPNP woes: Crashable library bites routers and software
You know the drill: patch fast or cry slowly It's a patch for vendors and developers, but it could be nasty: there's a bug in a Universal Plug'N'Play (UPNP), used in a wide range of black-box devices.…
Microsoft to spooks: WannaCrypt was inevitable, quit hoarding
Monday wrap: “kill switch” holding for now; new versions emerging; patch what you can In the midst of the ongoing WannaCrypt attacks, Microsoft has issued an unusually strongly-worded warning to governments around the world to quit hoarding vulnerabilities.…
Plutus Payroll finally pays up ... but pays people TOO MUCH!
Contractors weren't paid for weeks, now some have been paid four times Beleaguered Plutus Payroll has a new mess on its hands: after a fortnight during which its customers went without pay, some have now been paid too much.…
Linus Torvalds stops personally signing Linux rc tarballs
But Linux 4.12 rc1 made it out before Mother's day anyway, thanks to new kernel.org plan Linus Torvalds might just be a big softie after all. The Linux Lord, infamous for his occasional foul-mouthed criticism of those who don't meet his standards, has just popped out release candidate one for Linux 4.12 a day early so he could give his undivided attention to Mother's Day.…
If you printed out this week's storage news and laid it end to end, it would stretch to the end of, er, your desk
That's still a lot of stuff – and we've summarized it for you Our weekly storage news roundups are threatening to become multi-page books.…
Comey was loathed by the left, reviled by the right – must have been doing something right
Three years of the US's top cop in action Analysis The firing of FBI Director James Comey came as a shock to almost everyone, not least to the man himself.…
For now, GNU GPL is an enforceable contract, says US federal judge
The software hippies' minds are going to be blown over this one A question mark over whether the GNU GPL – the widely used free-software license – is enforceable as a contract may have been resolved by a US federal judge.…
Warm, wet, mysterious... sound familiar? Ah, yes, you've heard of this second Neptune, too
Boffins share findings of strange alien world 440 light years away A strange, distant planet HAT-P-26b has an atmosphere full of water vapor, hydrogen and helium – and could change how scientists think of planet formation.…
74 countries hit by NSA-powered WannaCrypt ransomware backdoor: Emergency fixes emitted by Microsoft for WinXP+
All you need to know – from ports to samples Special report The WannaCrypt ransomware worm, aka WanaCrypt or Wcry, today exploded across 74 countries, infecting hospitals, businesses including Fedex, rail stations, universities, at least one national telco, and more organizations.…
Amazon's Alexa is worst receptionist ever: Crazy exes, stalkers' calls put through automatically
Ability to screen callers, block people Coming Soon™ Amazon's voice-controlled assistant Alexa and its Echo devices now sport the ability to take your phone calls – so long as you don't ever plan on ignoring calls from anyone.…
Facebook in the dock: Web giant faces trial for allegedly ripping off data center blueprints
Zuck's Open Compute Project stole our designs, claims Brit biz Facebook is set to be dragged before a jury next year to face allegations that its Open Compute Project is built on stolen server and rack technology.…
Uber may face criminal charges over alleged stolen self-driving tech
Judge Alsup denies Waymo arbitration request, refers case to Uncle Sam's legal eagles Uber may face criminal charges over its alleged theft of trade secrets from Google-owned self-driving car upstart Waymo.…
'Judge Java' to sueball-slinging smut studio: Test your pirate-hunting tools or walk the plank
Alsup wants torrent-chasing biz to work that IP detector hard A grumble-flick studio will be blocked from lobbing copyright infringement claims at pirates until it proves its tools for identifying illegal downloaders work.…
WanaCrypt ransomware snatches NSA exploit, fscks over Telefónica, other orgs in Spain
EternalBlue now an eternal headache Updated Workers at Telefónica's Madrid headquarters were left staring at their screen on Friday following a ransomware outbreak.…
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