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SAP software download app exposed passwords thanks to serious vuln
Java bug splatted. Patch, update, you know the drill A Java application from SAP that allows downloading of software packages and support notes needs patching following the discovery of a serious security flaw.…
ExoMars ready to roll atop bloody big rocket
Live Baikonur Proton launch coverage on Monday morning The European Space Agency (ESA) is gearing up for Monday's launch of its ExoMars mission, which will soar aloft from Baikonur Cosmodrome atop a mighty Proton-M lifter.…
You say I mustn’t write down my password? Let me make a note of that
Permanent marker works for me Something for the Weekend, Sir? My desk-side wastepaper basket is full. OK, sure, first world problems and all that, but it’s 8am and I have only just walked in to the office. Why would my bin be full? I haven’t put anything in it yet.…
Tech biz bosses tell El Reg a Brexit will lead to a UK Techxit
If we vote to leave the EU we'll all become poor and unemployed, allegedly Analysis Immigration is one of the main concerns for advocates of Brexit. Some IT firms from Britain and abroad who we spoke to share this concern – but in the other direction.…
Le upstart de la storage: OpenIO, ARM CPUs and Kinetic drives
French firm reckons your HDDs could become object storage nodes French open source object storage startup OpenIO is talking about having its software do work above and beyond basic storage and operating on, or rather, inside Kinetic drives.…
Cloud Native Computing Foundation adopts Kubernetes
Google-derived container code transferred to Foundation as its first project The Cloud Native Computing Foundation (CNCF) formed last December has fired its first shot in anger, by deciding that Kubernetes is worthy of its community-coddling and standard-creating assistance.…
I beg you, please don't back up that secret directory full of photos!
Never do tech support for your mates. You learn too much about their lives On-Call Welcome to Friday and to On-Call, our weekly regurgitation of readers' real-life tales getting stuff done in the field.…
Microsoft adds 'non-security updates' to security patches
And one of them looks like it shows ads to suggest a Windows 10 upgrade Microsoft has added “non-security updates” to an Update Tuesday patch.…
How a Brexit could stop UK biz and Europe swapping personal data
An explosive combination of Safe Harbor and Snoopers' Charter Analysis If the UK decides later this year to leave Europe – the so-called "Brexit" – it would have a severe knock-on impact on sharing people's personal data between Blighty and Euro nations.…
2015 server sales hit all-time record of 9.7m machines
Shipments up. Revenue up. Cloud up. Midrange up. Non-x86 down The global server industry is in rude health, clocking up a record 9.7 million shipments in 2015 and hauling US$55.1 billion through the door along the way.…
Hardsploit: The handy hacker help for hapless hopeful hardware hacks
Like Nessus, for Things. Because there's password gold in them thar chips Nullcon Penetration testers Julien Moinard and Gwénolé Audic have produced a security testing framework to automate vulnerability scans for Things used on the internet of things.…
Nest: It's no longer all about you. Now it can recognize your kids, too
Get ready for multiple accounts within your smart-home Smart-home poster child Nest has joined the maturing market for automated smart-tech products by offering "family accounts."…
Web servers should give browsers a leg-up, say MIT boffins
If servers can pre-fetch all the cruft linked inside a page, browsers will go faster Latency plus complexity, rather than bandwidth, are what strangles Web performance, and a bunch of MIT boffins reckon browsers haven't kept up.…
0day remote code exec holes in mobile modems can read SMS and HTTP
Or that mobile USB dongle could let an attacker take over your PC! Hooray! Nullcon Russian security tester Timur Yunusov has found critical vulnerabilities in routers and 3G and 4G modems from Huawei, ZTE, Gemtek, and Quanta. The flaws mean attackers could completely compromise machines and intercept SMS and HTTP traffic.…
Feds tell court: Apple 'deliberately raised technological barriers' to thwart iPhone warrant
US DoJ files fresh objections to iGiant's refusal to cooperate The US Department of Justice has filed fresh claims against Apple in the ongoing battle over whether the FBI can force the iGiant to help agents unlock a killer's iPhone.…
Violin Memory axes quarter of its staff after finances hit a bum note
No sign of a sale, either Violin Memory has become a sub-$50-million-run-rate company with its latest loss-making quarter, and announced a 25 per cent head count cut in a restructuring exercise.…
Scale Computing: Our hyper-converged gear will be worth the weight
Networking being added to the mix. Hi Mellanox, are you the one? Hints, hints, hints. Scale Computing – the virtualization upstart in San Francisco, not the buzzword – hinted away at a press presentation today that product news is coming, and so we went on a dot-connecting exercise.…
Flash – aaah-aarrgh! Patch now as hackers exploit fresh holes
Flash, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save everyone's computers Adobe has urged users to patch their Windows, OS X and Linux editions of Flash Player to address 23 security vulnerabilities, including one that is actively being targeted in the wild.…
What's next? FBI telling us to turn iPhones into pocket spy bugs? It'll happen, says Apple exec
Cue warns of repercussions from San Bernardino case The FBI could turn on your phone's camera or microphone by remote control to spy on you, according to top Apple exec Eddy Cue, if the Feds win their case to unlock the iPhone of San Bernardino killer Syed Farook.…
Behold, Microsoft SQL Server on Linux – and a firm screw-you to Oracle
Free licensing offer if you convert from Big Red Pic In an aggressive move, Microsoft has told Oracle customers: migrate to SQL Server 2016 and Redmond with give you free licensing for the lifetime of the product plus technical support.…
Yahoo! recruits! two! more! pallbearers!
Purple Palace adds former Broadcom man and Morgan Stanley director to board Two new members have been added to Yahoo!'s board of directors as the web biz continues to ponder its future.…
No Kinetic energy at DataDirect Networks: Ethernet drives snubbed
No customer interest, we're told DataDirect Networks has no plans to support Kinetic disk drives in its WOS object storage products.…
DDoS protection biz Incapsula knackers its customers' websites
An unwelcome PITSTOP Glitches at distributed denial-of-service mitigation biz Incapsula left the websites it defends offline twice on Thursday. Incapsula blamed "connectivity issues" for the global PITSTOP, aka the worldwide degradation of its services.…
Google hires co-founder of NAS storage shop Exablox
App Engine to be object of his object expertise Co-founder and ex-CTO of enterprise NAS firm Exablox Tad Hunt has become a Technical Lead/Manager at Google for its App Engine activities.…
Hashicorp redraws Atlas interface, isolates tools, polishes price list
Debuts improved Nomad too. Be still, our fluttering hearts! App delivery firm Hashicorp has given its Atlas application delivery platform a wash and brushup, and thrown in an overhaul of its pricing plan to boot.…
IBM to erase 14,000 people from the payroll – Wall St analyst
Jobs to be bundled on a plane and flown to lower labour cost countries Up to 14,000 IBMers worldwide could leave under the latest redundancy programme, according to Wall Street moneymen.…
MP wants to stitch 'digital' misuse laws into one bill
Coppers: A 'cyber' says what? An MP has urged the government to consolidate the current 31 pieces of legislation touching on the misuse of digital devices into a single bill in order to tackle the growing number offences.…
Newbie startup Tarmin shines up trendy secondary storage grid
All-embracing unstructured data management software startup Backgrounder Startup Tarmin has developed an object storage system with a data management system layered on top to provide single and all-embracing access to an enterprise's secondary data.…
Heartless hackers break into Florida cancer clinic network – 2.2 million records exposed
Oncology patients' diagnoses, treatment details slurped US cancer clinic 21st Century Oncology has admitted that a breach on its systems may have exposed private information on 2.2 million patients and employees.…
Staffers in charge of HPE's UK IT outsourcing face redundo in April
A life post-HPE beckons for 780 techies Around a quarter of Hewlett Packard Enterprise’s current IT Outsourcing staff are expected to be made redundant at end of next month, according to company insiders.…
David Cameron hints at Budget law change to end mobile not-spots
Look here, Farmer Jones, we're building this mast whether you like it or not David Cameron has hinted a law change will be introduced in the budget next week to make it easier to erect mobile phone masts in “not spot” areas.…
Commvault visits Nutanix's Acropolis, adds AWS/Azure action
HCIA slinger happy to get the nod again Commvault has extended its Commvault Data Platform (CDP) with support for Nutanix hyper-converged appliances and improved on-premises-to-public-cloud mobility and protection.…
Stop whining, USA: Your LTE makes Europe look slow
Next-gen LTE is making a monkey out of Wi-Fi US consumers love to moan about their internet providers, but in reality they enjoy superior LTE speeds to Europe. A vendor’s global survey of mobile broadband performance highlights some intriguing trends - and tips India to leapfrog into the future.…
Critical flaw found in Off The Record messaging library. Patch ASAP
Not on version 4.1.1 of libotr? Now is a good time to upgrade Security researchers have discovered a critical vulnerability in libotr / Off-the-Record Messaging (OTR), a popular library used in secure messaging software.…
Continuous Lifecycle London: Less than eight weeks to go
Fill up on conference sessions and dive deep in workshops You may have missed the early bird pricing, but there are still plenty of good reasons to snap up some of the remaining tickets for Continuous Lifecycle London.…
German lodges todger in 13 steel rings
Cue the traditional firemen bearing angle grinders A Munich man has set what may prove an unassailable record for the number of steel rings lodged on a penis after presenting himself at a local hospital with no less than 13 engorgement aids encircling his swollen member.…
Ad-slinger Opera adds ad-blocking tech to its browser
Biting the hand that feeds you – in this case, your own Ad slinger Opera is to add ad blocking to its eponymous web browser – but the company insists there isn’t a conflict.…
State should run power firm spam database, says... competition watchdog
Happy with your deal? You won't be after this The UK’s competition regulator wants to see a new database of utility customers set up so they can be bombarded with “targeted marketing”.…
NAO slates UK.gov's 'haphazard' sci-tech money-chuck plan
'Department just wants to get money out the door' The National Audit Office has criticised the haphazard approach of the department for Business, Innovation and Skills in how it invests its multi-billion funds in big science projects, such as supercomputers.…
Data protection: Don't be an emotional knee jerk. When it comes to the law, RTFM
Know the law? Read the contract? No? Stop confusing yourself How many times have you spoken to someone in a call centre who refused to give you information on the basis that the "Data Protection Act" prevents them?…
HPE’s StorServ filer is very speedy. So for best $/IOPS, get a DataCore
Speed, price, efficiency: You can have any two HPE’s all-flash StoreServ 8450 flier has notched up some impressive SPC-1 benchmark results.…
IT system lets biz opt out loads of EU patents from Unified Patent Court at once
New Euro court is almost ready to go, it says Companies will be able to opt out an "unlimited" number of their EU patents from the jurisdiction of the new Unified Patent Court (UPC) at one time, it has been learned.…
Cisco says CLI becoming interface of last resort
Cisco's not tearing up scripts, but can hero NetAdmins deliver automation and orchestration? Cisco thinks the command line interface (CLI) should be the interface “of last resort”, according to Dave West, the company's chief technology officer for systems engineering and architectures across Asia.…
Mozilla burns Firefox on old Androids
And both of you who use Tab Groups can get outraged now Mozilla's decided that enough is enough for old versions of Android, and will stop supporting its browser on Gingerbread and Honeycomb.…
Airbus' Mars plane precursor survives pressure test
Perlan glider's cockpit ready for piloted stratospheric 90,000-foot mission VIDEO Airbus has conducted a new test of a glider it thinks could one day fly on Mars.…
UK Ministry of Justice secure email system browns out
Users told to quit webmail, go POP 3, mail @vodafone.com address for help The United Kingdom's Criminal Justice Secure Email (CJSM) system has been browning out for months, and in the 18 months an upgrade is expected to take users have been asked to stop using the service's webmail and revert to conventional email clients.…
Chinese boffins grows new eye lenses using stem cells
A dozen kids have seen the light after a trial hailed as step towards regenerative medicine Chinese scientists have used stem cells to regrow eye lenses and implanted the results in a dozen children.…
European commish considers probing Android, again
Companies asked to prepare docs to send to Google: reports The European Union has taken early steps towards opening an antitrust investigation into the Android operating system.…
R you ready? Open source stats come to Visual Studio
R Tools for Visual Studio, in da house There's no longer any particular surprise to hear the words “Microsoft” and “open source” in the same sentence: in the latest addition to its stable, Redmond is wrapping the venerable statistical package R in its warm embrace.…
WLAN sales closing in on wired Ethernet sales
Networks market outlook: boring with occasional squalls of routing excitement The global Ethernet switch market has stirred and started tapping messages on the underside of its coffin-lid, according to prognosticator IDC, managing measurable growth in Q4 2015 rather than the of-late-usual shrinkage.…
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