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Is security outfit Norse Corp dead or just temporarily TITSUP?
'Imploding' says Brian Krebs Security startup Norse Corp has gone ominously dark.…
Toshiba, Fujitsu and Vaio may be about to merge laptop ops
Japan's laptop-makers mulling combined last stand say Taiwanese sources From Taiwan, an advance on a tantalising rumour: Toshiba, Fujitsu and Vaio look to be seriously considering a merger of their laptop-making operations.…
LibreSSL emits new versions, says not vulnerable to OpenSSL bug
Cisco's pedalling hard to prepare patches too Corrected LibreSSL sysadmins should keep an eye on their mirrors for a soon-to-land update.…
App for homeless says walking on water is the way to reach services
Australian Prime Minister hails app as just the kind of problem-solver the nation needs An app for homeless people hailed by Australian prime minster Malcolm Turnbull as an example of technology done right asks users to walk across several hundred kilometres of water to find services.…
'VxRail' looks like EMC's next-gen hyper-converged appliance
Trademark filing, jobs, Tweets and an undeniable X-factor point to an EVO:RAIL evolution EMC and VMware are making more noise about a hyper-converged launch next week, and The Register's virtualisation desk is willing to go out on a limb and say that among the announcements will be a hardware product called VxRail.…
UK taxpayers should foot £2bn or more to adopt Snoopers' Charter, says Inquiry
Parliamentary committee says bill would otherwise undermine the tech sector IPB The first Parliamentary report into the UK's draft Investigatory Powers Bill, commonly referred to as the "Snoopers' Charter", says it has great potential to damage the nation's technology sector and the public should therefore pick up the tab for the £2bn (US$2.85bn) or so it will require to implement the data-harvesting legislation.…
Chip company FTDI accused of bricking counterfeits again
RS-232 is still enough of a thing there are people who turn a quid ripping off chipsets Semiconductor company Future Technology Devices International (FTDI), which in 2014 was caught out bricking products built using knock-off chips, has again been accused of fooling around with device drivers.…
Random ideas sought to improve cryptography
National Institute for Science and Technology seeks comment on random bit generator proposal America's National Institute for Science and Technology (NIST) is looking for public input into its long-running project to improve cryptography.…
Why a detachable cabin probably won’t save your life in a plane crash
Flawed solution in search of a problem Falling out of the sky may well be most passengers' worst fear when they board a plane. With this mind, a Ukrainian inventor has proposed building airliners with detachable passenger cabins that could separate from the rest of the plane and parachute safely to the ground in the event of an emergency.…
Most of the world still dependent on cash
Barrier to financial inclusion for world's 2bn unbanked Most people in the world are still dependent on using cash for making basic payments, meaning that benefits such as reduced costs and greater speed of transactions are being missed out on, according to new research.…
Seagate’s triple whammy; disk numbers, costs, and flash
Didn't you notice? Peak disk came and went three years ago Peak disk has passed and Seagate has a triple problem set: disk build numbers; costs and pricing; and what to do about flash.…
Seagate’s triple whammy: Disk numbers, costs, and flash
Didn't you notice? Peak disk came and went three years ago Peak disk has passed and Seagate has a triple problem set: disk build numbers; costs and pricing; and what to do about flash.…
Original USS Enterprise model set to boldly go… on display
Original model of starship ready for public viewing Researchers at the Smithsonian Institute are preparing to show off every Trekkie's dream: the original model of the USS Enterprise.…
State Department finds 22 classified emails in Hillary’s server, denies wrongdoing
Timing is everything The US State Department is to release another 1,000 emails from the 55,000 found on Hillary Clinton’s private (and insecure) email server, saying that 22 contain material that is classified, but wasn’t at the time the messages were sent.…
Cloud growth? Take a number, Microsoft. Two engines have stalled
How to repurpose an old server and tools biz Microsoft’s second fiscal quarter showed a company at a dangerous stage in its transition. It also revealed a firm that is unable to rely on the certainties of old.…
Ginni Rometty to pocket $4.5m bonus for IBM leadership
Company rewards three years of failure What do you get if you preside over 15 straight quarters of shrinking sales, evaporating profit and a sliding share price? A seven figure bonus if you are Ginni Rometty, the chief exec at IBM.…
Loons in balloons: Google asks FCC to approve Net plan
Microwaves in the sky Large balloons firing data are nothing to worry about, Google has told the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) in its latest license application.…
Facebook tells Belgian government its use of English invalidates privacy case
Ha! Ha! You said 'cookie' As legal arguments go, this may not be the strongest.…
Patent Troll Unit set up by Virginia government to slay lawsuits
Virginia is for lovers...as long as you don't love patent cases Suing a company for patent infringement just got a lot tougher in the state of Virginia.…
Give me POWER! Under resourced, overloaded - a moving story
Monday morning blues This Damn War I was the senior systems administrator (in fact I was the only IT person, but not the IT "manager" as that would entail a whole new level of paperwork for the client) and had been tasked with moving our central office to an office one kilometre away.…
Israeli drones and jet signals slurped by UK and US SIGINT teams
Snowden docs reveal Project Anarchist The NSA and Britain’s GCHQ have access to the video feeds of Israel’s fleet of drones and aircraft, according to new documents.…
US police contracts and private forum posts dumped online
Fraternal Order of the Police not feeling very fraternal A data dump covering hundreds of police contracts and thousands of private forum posts by US law enforcement officers has been posted online.…
GitHub: We're sorry (again) about (another) outage
Sky blue, oceans wet, code sharer unstable GitHub has issued a mea culpa for the latest outage that left users unable to access the code-sharing site.…
Intel and Micron's XPoint: Is it PCM? We think it is
What do you think? Micron wasn't super-clear Does 3D XPoint memory use phase change memory (PCM) technology or not?…
T-Mobile’s BingeOn is a smash hit. So what now?
Popular video thing may be 'illegal'. And looks like a witch. Analysis T-Mobil'e BingeOn gamble of removing video consumption from its subscribers data bundles, appears to be defying its critics, with large increases in mobile video viewing.…
HSBC online banking outage: Moneymen are 'still under attack'
Denial of service woes continue as service staggers to feet HSBC has admitted it still facing a sustained denial of service attack, after the incident which began this morning left customers unable to use their online banking services.…
UK Home Sec's defence of bulk spying: We 'found' a paedo (we already knew about)
Terrible Theresa's evidence is 'full of holes' IPB The Home Secretary has given a written statement to a Parliamentary committee explaining why she believes GCHQ's bulk surveillance activities are needed.…
Quadsys Five trial delayed yet again
Alleged fraudsters have two months before next court date The trial of five men from security reseller Quadsys, who all stand accused of fraud, was delayed yet again today.…
Brit airline pilots warn of drone menace
'Serious near misses' prompt safety concerns The British Airline Pilots Association (BALPA) has demanded action to control the use of drones following "a spate of serious near misses" over UK airports.…
I love you. I will kill you! I want to make love to you: The evolution of AI in pop culture
From Asimov to Blade Runner and beyond – for the humans Stephen Hawking is scared. "The development of full artificial intelligence could spell the end of the human race," Hawking has said.…
The Quantum of solace: Well, at least the scale-out storage revenues were up
CFO takes a hike while overall revenues fall Quantum unsurprisingly saw declining revenues in its third quarter, hit by general storage market weakness and tape pricing falls which offset scale-out storage revenue increases.…
What’s new in Hyper-V in Windows Server 2016?
Nested virtualisation to shielded virtual machines: Lots to chew on here Microsoft is busy reshaping Windows server for the cloud era, and the Hyper-V hypervisor is changing accordingly.…
Reg readers battle to claim 'my silicon's older than yours' crown
Tottering 286s, creaking Vaxes, and 'the Wang that wouldn't die' When Simon Sharwood revealed that an Aussie operator has just retired a server that been running flawlesssly since 1997, we figured it would prompt a slew of one-upmanship comments, and we were right.…
Chef plugs Ruby vulns with Server release
Always something else you can throw in the pot Chef pushed version 12.4.0 of its Server out the door this week, and plugged a number of security vulns in the process.…
SpaceX breaks capsule 'chute world record
Four canopies to land one vehicle - impressive stuff A couple of days ago, SpaceX successfully tested its Crew Dragon capsule parachute system, as it advances towards manned vehicle certification as part of NASA's Commercial Crew Program.…
Cloudbees banks on Jenkins 2.0 to help double revs this year
Also banks on services, public cloud boost Cloudbees is looking to build out its services partner lineup as it banks on further growth in the enterprise space this year, when the Jenkins platform it bases its business on finally hits version 2.0.…
Two-thirds of Android users vulnerable to web history sniff ransomware
Crooks want you to pay up on pain of severe embarrassment – and more Miscreants have put together an especially pernicious strain of Android ransomware that threatens to bare your browsing history.…
Sorry slacktivists: The Man is shredding your robo responses
It's sad 'cos u care SO much about issues, you even tweet about them Years ago, we were told that mass democratic participation was was going to be revolutionised by the web. One click was all it would take to affect change - if only enough people clicked. We would tweet truth to power. Instead of arranging to see an elected representative, we could fill in a handy web form. The future belonged to the web savvy, and their “swarm intelligence”. Against this, The Man wouldn’t stand a chance!…
Land Rover Defender dies: Production finally halted by EU rules
Blighty's AK-47 laid low by dastardly Continentals The iconic Land Rover Defender is to cease production today after 33 years in continuous production.…
Redcentric slurps bit barn biz City Lifeline for £4.8m
Yes, you too can be part of the Tech City scene if you have millions in cash IT managed services provider Redcentric has snapped up East London-based bit barn operator City Lifeline for £4.8m.…
HSBC online services offline following 'attack' on bank
Oh no - not again! Updated HSBC customers were once again locked out of online banking this morning, following an apparent DDoS attack on the bank.…
WD notebook drive shipments plummet
Desktop decline and flash substitution adds to disk output gloom WD revenues and profits are declining as it finds disks and SSDs a hard sell in what its CEO calls “an increasingly challenging global economic environment”.…
Home Office lost its workers' completed security vetting forms
Terrible Theresa's department caught making worst security blunder of all The Home Office has admitted to The Register that among its data breach incidents last year was one in which security vetting documents disappeared from within secured government premises.…
Tech channel veteran De Sousa turns back on Outsourcery
April Fool's Day start now just a bad joke, exec to remain at top of Insight UK It is back to the drawing board for troubled infrastructure and application cloud provider Outsourcery after it confirmed sales veteran Emma de Sousa has opted not to join them as MD after all.…
BT scoops £100m network provision deal from the BBC
State broadcaster opts for former state monopoly The BBC has picked BT to provide its internal network, in a £100m deal that will run for the next seven years.…
'Printer Ready'. Er… you actually want to print? What, right now?
Reg columnist snorts suspicious powder Something for the Weekend, Sir? Whirr whirr click. Oh come on, print, dammit. Bzzzzt. Whirr click [silence] brrrrrrrrrrr [silence].…
Baikonur hosts satellite laser comms node launch
First orbiting 'SpaceDataHighway' component launches tonight The first orbiting component of the European Data Relay System (EDRS) is due to blast off at 22:20 GMT tonight from Baikonur Cosmodrome atop a Russian Proton rocket.…
'Blue light services will get 4G on London Tube!' Cool, how? 'Errrrm...'
Emergency Services Network deal mired in confusion as Airwave flings sueball The government's contentious Emergency Services Network deal, intended to provide 4G coverage and devices for all blue light services, will be able to run on the London Underground, the man in charge of the scheme has insisted.…
VirusTotal bashes bad BIOSes with forensic firmware fossicker
AV outfit finds new ways to banish low level malware to the .bin VirusTotal can now analyse firmware for known malware, prying inside almost-hard-coded code for hidden executables.…
The monitor didn't work but the problem was between the user's ears
Worker was in the dark about this thing called 'electricity' that makes stuff work On-Call How do you people survive at work? We're asking because in this week's edition of On-Call, our weekly reader-contributed column sharing tales of IT support, reader “Chilli” brings us a very frustrating story.…
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