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Exablox co-founder Tad Hunt flies the coop
His ‘passion has been a critical part of our founding vision’, says CEO Tad Hunt, the chief technology officer and co-founder of startup Exablox, which makes OneBlox, a clustered SMB storage array presenting a NAS interface on top of an object storage foundation, has left the company.…
14 strikes and you’re out. Or not. Emails reveal how Cox lost Safe Harbor
According to court, ISP's policy at issue Analysis We now know why US cable ISP Cox Communications lost the "safe harbor" DMCA liability protection afforded to those who disconnect high volume P2P file sharers.…
CloudFlare intros HTTP/2, so we can ‘spend holiday time with our family’
So … erm, that’s a good thing, probably CloudFlare is introducing HTTP/2 support for all of its users, to be available on all SSL/TLS connections – while still supporting SPDY – so netizens can spend more time with their families instead of waiting for pages to load this Christmas.…
Booming Ballmer bellows 'bulls**t' over Microsoft's cloud revenue run rate
Call me mister bombastic, say me fantastic Microsoft's biggest individual shareholder – its erstwhile CEO Steve Ballmer – has complained in classic ballsy fashion about the software giant's lack of disclosure about its cloud biz.…
Chef manages a major bump for console
Then immediately plugs XSS hole Chef has pushed out a brace of updates for its management console, one of which fixes a newly unearthed vulnerability in the product.…
Flexible friend: Data's Big digital journey online
The analogue shift disguised its original purpose Big Data and All That The media appear to suffer from a congenital compulsion to simplify everything down to a level they can grasp. Big data is one of those simplifications: something that can be shoved down a Fat Pipe. Enid Blyton passed away before the IT explosion and only got as far as Big Ears.…
Facebook to Belgian data cops: Block all the cookies across the web, then!
Free content ad network complies with ruling – for now Facebook has confirmed that it will temporarily comply with an order from a Belgian court to stop tracking people who don't have accounts on the free content ad network.…
Reg merch tentacle in 10% off everything Xmas sale
Fill your stockings at Cash'n'Carrion In case you hadn't noticed, the annual orgy of capitalism that is Xmas is almost upon us, and in the spirit of giving and goodwill to all men, El Reg's merch tentacle Cash'n'Carrion is offering a tasty 10 per cent off absolutely everything.…
Pure Storage flashes post-IPO results: Get a load of our... revenues
Dietzen as pleased as punch. Don’t mention the losses though All-flash array startup Pure Storage enjoyed a pretty good first post-IPO quarter, with triple-digit annual growth, a double-digit sequential revenue rise, and lessening losses, as it secured hundreds of new customers.…
Part of the world's IT brought down by Azure Active Directory issue
Microsoft speaks. As do office workers now … to each other! Alas, poor Redmond has acknowledged the Azure Active Directory is "having issues" alongside the disappearance of its Office 365 service in the UK and Europe.…
Microsoft Office 365, Azure portals offline for many users in Europe
Status page says all systems go, users cannot log in Updated Microsoft's Office 365 service has gone offline for many users in the UK and Europe, though the cause and extent of the outage is not yet known.…
NAO slams £830m e-Borders IT project as ‘not value for money’
Even so, some ‘valuable capabilities have been added to our defences’ The UK government's spending watchdog has slammed the £830m, 12-year e-Borders project – intended to collect details from passenger lists of all people entering and leaving the UK – as having failed to deliver value for money.…
Bank fined £1m after outsourcing faults led to improper transfers
Also resulted in exposure to financial risk The Prudential Regulatory Authority (PRA) has fined a bank more than £1 million after finding that faults with its outsourcing arrangements helped rogue employees at a third party service provider to move money out of its bank accounts without its knowledge or consent and put the bank's own financial health at risk.…
How I found a small, weird-looking horned dinosaur from eastern USA
Scraps of bone lead to scientific curiosity Most of what we know about North American dinosaurs comes from the western half of the continent, while those of the east are something of a mystery. So little is known, in fact, that even a scrap of bone can shed light on their diversity.…
PHP 7.0 arrives, so go forth and upgrade if you dare
You get to play with a T_SPACESHIP operator, and much, much, more PHP 7.0 was launched today, so we've asked @sydphp organiser and #phunconf convener Jack Skinner to explain its significance. Over to you, Jack ...…
Ponmocup is the '15 million' machine botnet you've never heard of
Skilled VXers have built 25 plugins, made 4000 variants, say crack security team Botconf One of the world's most successful, oldest, and largest botnets is an underestimated and largely-unknown threat that has over time infected 15 million machines and made millions plundering bank accounts.…
Brocade admins: Check your privilege
You did kill that diagnostic account, yes? If not, naughty folks know how to kick it hard Brocade is reminding users of some of its storage area networking (SAN) kit to shoot down default diagnostic accounts.…
Darkode 3.0 is so lame it's not worth your time reading this story
Supposed sekrit crimeware den can be searched through Google. Even HackForums makes you sign in The FBI-scuppered Darkode crime forum appears truly dead after a promised resurgent site failed to surface and a recent spin-off has proven horribly insecure.…
PaaS the SLAs: HPC is like one great big cloud ... right? Guys?
Our man goes to the Supercomputing Summit and likes what he sees Comment Here I am on day 3 at the Supercomputing Summit.. I think I’ve been waiting for more than 15 or 20 years to re-live this kind of experience, which is very similar to what it was like going to conferences back in the 1990s.…
And on Thor's Day, Ingram confirmed Odin's absorption
Plesk and Virtuozzo to live ordinary, mortal, independent companies You read it here first, folks, Ingram Micro has indeed acquired service-provider-centric virtualiser Odin from Parallels.…
Boffins could tune telescopes to listen to lasers on Mars
Take the great gig in the sky to Mars Months after its July fly-by, New Horizons is still squeezing its images down pipe measured in bits-per-second – and that's a problem space boffins would like to solve in the future.…
Off-key Violin Memory stuck on a bridge over troubled waters
Terrible puns not as terrible as storage biz's latest quarter Disaster! Violin Memory completely failed to report recovery-level third-quarter revenues. In fact things went from bad to worse at the Santa Clara storage biz.…
Industrial control system gateway fix opens Heartbleed, Shellshock
Metasploit module released to make 0day pwnage easy Rapid 7 security man Todd Beardsley says new firmware released to patch hardcoded SSH keys in Advantech EKI industrial control system gateways contains known brutal flaws including Shellshock, Heartbleed, and buffer overflows.…
Popular 3G/4G data dongles are desperately vulnerable, say hackers
SOHOpelessness is the new normal Cellular modems from four vendors have been popped by security researchers, who have documented cross-site scripting (XSS), cross-site request forgery (CSRF), remote code execution (RCE) and integrity attacks on the products.…
NBN: blowout or not, leaks are an irritant for government
But they're also a two-edged sword for the ALP Australia's shadow communications minister ALP's Jason Clare is pimping a leak of a March 2015 internal document penned by nbn , the entity building Australia's national broadband network (NBN) to prove another cost blowout in the rollout. But his arguments may not add up to much.…
Wikimedia tries AI to catch bad edits
Open-sources model and API The Wikimedia Foundation has a problem with new editors: the tools it created to help with quality control was hostile to newbies, and rejected too much of their work.…
Iran – yup, Iran – to the rescue to tackle Internet of Things security woes
Unfortunately also want controls over 5G and things like VoIP It's no secret that people are getting increasingly jumpy about poor security within the Internet of Things.…
Wow, what took you so long? Comcast bends net neutrality rules
It's not the internet, stupid! It's our managed network Comcast has started bending the intent behind net neutrality rules with a new service, just as those rules are heading to a DC court this week.…
Microsoft, US senators want to grease wheels of trade secret theft cases
Proposed law lets companies sue others across state lines US Senators are mulling a bill that aims to change the way companies file claims of trade secrets theft.…
Vote for me, Hotspot Hillary – I'm your $250bn broadband builder-in-chief
Other presidential candidates seem to think the internet is just for raising money Analysis Hillary Clinton has announced a $250bn plan to build out the United States' broadband infrastructure and ensure that everyone has fast internet access at an affordable price by 2020.…
Brit hardware hacker turns Raspberry Pi Zeros into selfie slayers
Internet of Wrongs too lame for Wassenaar Kiwicon Hipsters and selfie addicts beware: infosec man Steve Lord has crafted a tool designed to sever your line of addiction to Instagram by quietly blocking it over public Wi-Fi.…
Apple pays two seconds of quarterly profit for wiping pensioner's pics
London bloke claims (extremely) small victory in court A London pensioner has defeated Apple in court, bagging £1,200 ($1,791) from the tech goliath.…
WDC's shingle-free stocking filler: A 10TB helium disk drive
HDD uses its head for gen 3 Helium drive areal density boost Western Digital Corporation (WDC) has updated its Ultrastar He to the He, providing the same capacity as the shingled HGST Ultrastar Archive Haannounced in June but without the shingling, meaning standard write speeds.…
Data-center-building-block upstart Nimboxx 'missing in action'
Lost – no reward for finding it, though Nimboxx, a hyper-converged infrastructure appliance startup, appears to have gone AWOL.…
From Zero to hero: Why mini 'puter Oberon should grab Pi's crown
It's more kid-friendly... No really Two tiny, inexpensive, single-board educational computers just shipped. One has had lots of coverage already, but the odds are you've never heard of the other machine. However, the idea behind the obscure one is more important.…
Are you the keymaster? Alternatives in a LogMeIn/LastPass universe
Grumble release valve LogMeIn's purchase of LastPass password manager service was not well received by LastPass users. In fact that outrage was sufficient that LastPass quickly shut down comments on its blog. Why the outrage and who is LogMeIn?…
Google snoops on kids via Chromebooks, claims EFF in FTC filing
Think of the... oh never mind Google has been collecting data from schoolchildren as young as seven years of age, according to a complaint filed with the US Federal Trade Commission (FTC) by the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF), despite the Chocolate Factory's legally enforceable commitment to refrain from such activities.…
HPE: If we don't give Deutsche Bank right contracted outcome, we'll lose money
Risk, reward baked into 10-year Helion private cloud deal Hewlett Packard Enterprise has a risk and reward element hard wired into the 10-year cloudy infrastructure deal with Deutsche Bank and will lose money if things don’t go as planned, an exec has confirmed.…
BlackBerry axes BBM Meetings a year after launching it
Don't say you've never heard of it BlackBerry is dumping one of the more attractive features of its enterprise software comeback plan only a year after launching it.…
Music goliath BMG vs US cable giant Cox: Here's why it matters
Life after (the Other) Safe Harbor Special Report A court case that begins this week will define new boundaries in the relationship between US ISPs and creators, regardless of which way it goes.…
Sketch dev pulls out of Mac App Store, cites slow reviews, tech limitations
Mama, if that's movin' up then I'm movin' out Bohemian Coding, developer of the well-regarded Sketch application for the Mac, is pulling out of the Mac App Store, citing several annoyances and limitations.…
'Dear Daddy...' Max Zuckerberg’s Letter back to her Father
What do you mean, I can't get off Facebook? Comment Yesterday Mark Zuckberg accompanied the birth of his first child, a daughter Max, with a long open letter.…
Are CIOs condemned to 'interesting' times in 2016?
Register roundtable looks into... the future CIO Manifesto Whether you believe in five year plans, or think forecasting for 2016 is something best done next January, we all should have some feel for how next year is going to pan out.…
Competition watchdog dismisses plans by TfL to regulate Uber
Five minute wait time not fair ... on Uber, says CMA The Competition and Markets Authority (CMA) has today dismissed proposals by Transport for London to introduce new regulation to tighten its grip over private hire companies such as Uber.…
Speaking in Tech: Is the whole of Silicon Valley on LSD?
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Gartner: EMEA server market is two-horse race between Dell and HPE
Sector is 'bifurcating' between Meg's biz and Texan Mick's server ops The EMEA server market looks to be a two-horse race between Hewlett Packard Enterprise and Dell, according to Gartner.…
Star Wars Battlefront: Is this the shooter you’re looking for?
Mike Plant thinks not... Game Theory Battlefront is DICE's love letter to Star Wars fans. It's for all of us who grew up manually marching AT-ATs across the back garden, or making swooshing noises as we smashed our Luke and Vader figures together.…
HPE has stabbed VMware in the front with converged Azure boxen
Ye olde HP said was too busy to sell EVO:RAIL appliances Comment Hewlett Packard Enterprise (HPE) today beamed Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella in for a video chat at its Discover conference, and in so doing basically stabbed VMware in the front.…
Softcat set to open up Scottish operation as sales spike continues
Publicly-listed reseller doing just fine in Q1, thanks very much Cuddly-named unstoppable reselling machine Softcat keeps on growing in double digits, is hiring more staff and setting up shop north of the border, according to its first trading update as a publicly traded entity.…
Spanish village celebrates Playmobil nativity
Ah, the miniature joy of Xmas We're obliged to expat reader Neil Tragham for alerting us to a forthcoming Playmobil Christmas celebration in his home village of Tivissa (Pop.: 1,500 + cattle).…
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