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Empires of the mind: Oracle digs deep on cloud
Back-pedalling fast, but where's the difference? Larry Ellison laughed off the cloud seven years ago. If anything, cloud meant nothing more than taking out a new full-page ad on the back of The Economist.…
Burned: British Gas customer info hits Pastebiin
Insecurity, it's a gas-gas-gas British Gas has 'fessed up that customer data posted to Pastebin was genuine, but believes payment details were not exposed.…
Raspberry Pi grows the pie with new deal allowing custom recipes
Element14 scores gig to reshape and reconfigure rPi for bulk use in whatever you fancy The Raspberry Pi Foundation has decided the time is right to allow custom versions of its creation.…
Iranian VXers unleash RATs to bite popular Android devices
AndroRAT, DroidJack top pwning preferences. Future threat researcher Rodrigo Bijou says Iranian hackers have made Android a priority for attacks with remote access trojans.…
Time Lords set for three-week battle over leap seconds
ITU radio gabfest to consider the very future of time itself An upcoming International Telecommunication Union (ITU) conference is about to become an international battleground over whether or not to retain the leap second – the periodic adjustment of Coordinated Universal Time (UTC) so it stays in agreement with atomic clocks.…
LG uses sucky logic to force Dyson admission its vacuums suck badly
'Most powerful cordless vacuums' claim Hoovered up by Australian court Dyson's found itself in strife again, after Australian courts found its claim to make the “most powerful cordless vacuums” with “twice the suction power of any cordless vacuum” could not be sustained.…
Adrian Mole, Wimpy Kid are your new security mentors
Share your secret diary to improve security, says Splunk Splunk has hurled the fourth edition of its Enterprise Security product out the door, and feels that the most important new feature is its diary, or as Splunk likes to call it the “Investigator's journal”.…
VMware ponders VDI teleporting with swipe-between-devices patent
Is this Virtzilla's riposte to Microsoft Continuum? When Windows 10 makes it to mobile devices, one of the more interesting features will be “Continuum”, a tool that will make it possible to plug a phone into a keyboard and monitor and use it as a PC.…
Alphabet spells 'Loon' for Indonesia
Broadband balloons secure local operators for 2016 test Project Loon, the once-Google-now-Alphabet broadband balloon project, is to be trialled in Indonesia next year.…
Pop-up Kiwi CERT a shepherd for helpless hacked SMB flock
Natsec, schools covered, but what about the middle, boffins bleat. New Zealand will get its first national computer security incident response team (CSIRT) helping to assist underserved hacked small businesses, should a funding effort be successful.…
Northrop wins $55bn contract for next-gen bomber – as America says bye-bye to B-52
New craft will be stealthy, smart and stupidly expensive The US Department of Defense has announced that Northrup Grumman will be supplying its next generation of Long Range Strike Bomber (LRSB) to replace the aging B-52 and B-2 fleets.…
Insurance companies must start buying security companies
Insurers have no idea how to protect the digital realm. So they need to buy those who do The Insurance industry encompasses a very odd paradox: it wouldn’t exist without risk, yet does everything in its power to remove any risks for its policy-holders. Insurers only make money if they don’t pay out, and they won’t pay out if they can keep you from doing any of the things they’ve identified as risky.…
Oracle hardwires encryption and SQL hastening algorithms into Sparc M7 silicon
Claims world-record breaking performance OpenWorld Oracle execs used the final keynote of this week's OpenWorld to praise their Sparc M7 processor's ability to accelerate encryption and some SQL queries in hardware.…
CSIRO's 'swipe right' strategy to get big data on crystals
Train our supers, please Australia's cash-strapped peak research body, the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO) is recruiting the help of the crowd to improve its X-Ray crystallography capabilities.…
ID theft alert biz LifeLock coughs up $96m to FTC in false ad claim deal
Settlement dumps company into the red Identity-protection company LifeLock will shell out $96m in a settlement to end claims it broke a promise over false advertising.…
It's official: Tor's .onion domains will be kept off the public internet
IETF publishes RFC 7686 and makes edible bulb a reserved name Software is forbidden from using Tor URLs ending in .onion on the public internet following the publication of RFC 7686, which makes the top-level domain a "special use" case.…
We're getting kick-ass at seeing through walls using just Wi-Fi – MIT
Motion detection now accurate to within two centimetres Eggheads at MIT are getting better and better at using Wi-Fi signals to see through walls, capturing motion accurate to within a few centimetres.…
Get James Bond in here: 13 million account passwords plundered from 000webhost
Unencrypted logins leaked through unpatched PHP hole Hackers have made off with the names, email addresses, and unencrypted passwords of 13 million accounts at 000webhost, a free web hosting biz.…
Safe Harbor 2.0: Judges to keep NSA spying in check – EU justice boss
Details of info-sharing pact replacement emerge The NSA's blanket surveillance of Europeans will be subject to judicial review, according to EU Justice Commissioner Vera Jourová.…
DEFCON 1 to DEFCON GONE: One of NORAD's spy blimps goes missing
US military's cruise missile detectors discover cloud computing A US government surveillance airship broke free of its moorings and headed to Pennsylvania, carrying its load of very sensitive and super-secret hardware.…
SQL Server 2016, now with vitamin R: Microsoft emits new preview
Execute R in the database for speedy analysis Microsoft is releasing a new preview of SQL Server 2016, including integration with the R language for statistical analysis.…
Cisco: The day of PCs is passing, cloud storage will dominate by 2019
16 million years worth of music streamed to your mobe annually Those fumbling with PCs may want to think about updating their skills portfolio, according to a new Cisco forecast that predicts the majority of data will no longer be stored on client devices by 2019.…
Flickering screens turn Microsoft Surface Books into Microsoft Surface paperweights
Redmond confirms display spasm fix coming Video People who bought the first batch of Microsoft's Surface Book slab-tops are furious that a glitch causes the screens to flicker.…
How to build a totally open computer from the CPU to the desktop
Novena – a novel piece of lab equipment How does one build a completely open-source computer from scratch? Answer: slowly.…
Voice, data, help desk: Meet the Syrian refugees' IT infrastructure chief
You think your firm suffers from geo-political issues? Humanitarian organisations depend on internet and telecoms connectivity to conduct their life-saving work, and providing that critical service when there is none available is the job of the Emergency Telecommunications Cluster (ETC).…
WD stirs green and blue into pot, comes out with Blue HDDs
PC drives will be blue through and through. Except the Black models WD is abandoning its Green drive branding, moving the Green drive product line into the Blue brand so as to have a single mainstream PC brand.…
Online daters swindled out of £33m last year – police
That hot babe was only interested in your digits Folk looking for love online were left £33m worse off last year thanks to online fraudsters, according to stats released by the City of London Police and Action Fraud.…
InteliSecure buys UK data loss rival as European bridgehead
Over 500 enterprise clients across North America, Europe once combined US-based InteliSecure has acquired Reading, UK-based Pentura in deal designed to allow it to deliver Data Loss Prevention (DLP) technology as a managed service. Financial terms of the deal, announced Wednesday, were not disclosed.…
NaaS guys finish ... first: Dell, HP, Mirantis, Tintri in OpenStack brat pack
The Neutron star at Tokyo event The Tokyo OpenStack summit saw more announcements today as vendors enjoy playing the Open Stack game which, it appears, no one can lose.…
'Govt will not pass laws to ban encryption' – Baroness Shields
PM didn't mean it when he repeatedly said he'd ban encryption The government has "no intention" of introducing legislation to weaken encryption, minister for internet safety and security Baroness Shields told the House of Lords in the wake of the TalkTalk cyber attack debacle.…
Aussies' distinctive Strine down to drunk forefathers
The Wonderful Well Gone and Slightly Wasted Wizards of Oz Australians' distinctive accent – known affectionately as "Strine" – was formed in the country's early history by drunken settlers' "alcoholic slur".…
We suck? No, James Dyson. It is you who suck – Bosch and Siemens
Companies blow hot over energy efficiency accusations Bosch and Siemens are taking legal steps "in Great Britain" against Dyson over what it terms the "false allegations" made by the British manufacturer that the German companies had cheated in vacuum-cleaner energy efficiency tests in "behaviour ... akin to that seen in the Volkswagen scandal".…
Isilon software on Dell hardware – could it really be true?
Well, according to a note received by El Reg, quite possibly El Reg was kindly sent a note about an EMC virtual event plus a Commtech session in Ireland, suggesting that scale-out filer Isilon array functionality could be available as software-only running on Dell servers.…
UK.gov plans to legislate on smut filters after EU net neutrality ruling
PM Cameron hardens against pr0n to 'protect' kids Prime Minister David Cameron confirmed today that the Tory government planned to legislate on smut filters, following yesterday's net neutrality ruling in the European Union.…
Is Alphabet-Google 'too big to jail'? The Lords find out
Or is it just a Microsoft lobbying campaign? Europe's examination of Big Tech's dominant platforms – like Alphabet-Google and Amazon – is only just beginning, but Parliament got a teaser of the battles ahead this week, as two antitrust professors sharply disagreed on the merits of the enquiry.…
Finally, with W10, Microsoft’s device strategy makes sense
It's not about the hardware... it's about a 'unified experience' Analysis Microsoft stubbornly refuses to let go of making hardware, but now the reasons why CEO Satya Nadella has not followed his clear instinct to ditch devices (except Xbox) are becoming clearer.…
Ex-Microsoft craft ale buffs rattle tankard for desktop brewery
PicoBrew promises no-hassle custom beer US home-brew tech outfit PicoBrew has raced past its Kickstarter fundraising target for its Pico "fully automatic craft beer brewing appliance".…
Xiaomi preps Linux laptops for the post Christmas sales rush
Cheap'n'cheerful firm introduces yet another product line Pumped up by a (claimed) $1bn in profit in 2015, Chinese phone-maker Xiaomi will start selling Linux laptops early next year, according to a report.…
IBM splashing $2bn on Weather Company – reports
Big Blue throwing yet more cash at Watson in bid to turn around the oil tanker Big Blue is reported to be further beefing up its Watson division by splashing $2bn (£1.3bn) snapping up the digital arm of the Weather Company, a US-based organisation that runs the Weather Channel and a digital company providing mobile apps.…
Make room, Cisco's punters flocking to ACI ... yep, all 150 of them
Choosing ACI or NSX a ‘strategic network decision’ – analyst One hundred and fifty customers across the globe have taken a seat on Cisco's Application-Centric Infrastructure bandwagon that started rolling 15 months ago, we can reveal.…
ICO 'making enquiries' into bizarre shopper data spill at M&S
This is not a data breach, whatever it is we must've done it ourselves... The Information Commissioner's Office is making enquiries into Marks & Spencer's website after customers complained that they were being presented with each others' personal details while shopping.…
Speaking in Tech: Podcasting from a Pub Down Under
Guests include Reg APAC editor and all-star panel of enterprise CTOs
UK competition watchdog provisionally clears BT's £12.5bn EE gobble
Briskly waves through telco takeover bid BT's planned £12.5bn merger with EE has provisionally been given the greenlight by Blighty's Competitions and Markets Authority.…
Oracle: Fight for the right to be third to Amazon's AWS
Why Larry + ? won't own all the pies come 2025 Mark Hurd reckons Oracle and one “other” will own all the cloud pies in 10 years.…
Yahoo! crypto! queen! turns! security! code! into! evil! tracker!
HTTP Strict Transport Security isn't working as advertised or planned Yahoo! crypto ace Yan Zhu has found twin attacks that allow websites to learn the web histories of visitors users by targeting HTTP Strict Transport Security (HSTS).…
Larry thinks Oracle's M7 chip is hacker-proof – but you may have a 1-in-16 chance of cracking it
We take a look at color-based Sparc defenses Analysis Oracle insists it really is going to sell computers powered by Sparc M7 processors – the same chips it started talking about in 2014.…
Brit boffins build 'tractor beam' out of sound
No need for Obi-Wan to turn it off, this is 'acoustic levitation' for Kidney stones Researchers from Spain and the British city of Bristol have found a way to move objects using sound.…
Chinese popped-box VPN crims screamed hacker booty in cleartext
Terracotta found porous China-based virtual private network provider Terracotta, a favourite of some of the most capable hacking groups, is pumping their stolen user credentials in cleartext.…
Facebook, WhatsApp help LTE mobes leak location data
Boffins pry in protocols, find some surprises Popular apps like Facebook and WhatsApp, combined with weaknesses in LTE protocols, could help spooks or attackers locate users, a group of German and Finnish researchers have found.…
Mutant space germs threaten International Space Station
NASA goes bug-hunting on the ISS and finds microbes a-plenty where there should be few Everything that goes to the International Space Station gets clean-roomed to within an inch of its life, but humans are leaving behind a considerable microbial footprint.…
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