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Hate noisy jets above you? What if they were charging your phone?
Boeing boffin suggests harnessing noise pollution for power A researcher with Boeing has floated a plan to convert the noise from departing planes into a power source.…
Comparex: Just two buyers left in sales negotiations
Owner Raiffeisen Bank offloading after upheaval for interests in Ukraine, Russia Microsoft reseller titan Comparex has whittled down its list of prospective buyers to just two, The Channel can reveal.…
GLOBAL WARMING STOPPED in 1998? NO it didn't. If you say that, you're going to PRISON
Climate scientists revise history, call for Vultures' arrest In extraordinary developments, assorted scientists and other academics have waded into the debate over the widely-acknowledged absence of global warming seen over the last 15+ years.…
Bookworms' Weston mecca: The Oxford institution with a Swindon secret
The 400-year-old Uni library with a big-box backer Geek's Guide to Britain The Botanic Gardens, Sheldonian Theatre, Museum of Natural History – there’s plenty to see in Oxford. Off limits, however, was the New Bodleian Library, arguably the city’s greatest treasure and jewel in the nation's academic crown.…
D-round VC ReRAM cash comes crashing down on Crossbar
Close, so close to getting its ReRAM afloat before Intel and Micron barge in Resistive RAM memory tech startup Crossbar has snagged $35m in D-round funding to push the commercial ramp of its non-volatile memory (NVM) technology.…
Google shouldn’t worry while EU commissars fight over policing tech giants
That's another fine turf war you've got me into Comment Try getting through a day without using Google, Facebook, Amazon, PayPal or a music service. Even if you heroically avoid stepping on any of their properties, it’s likely that your activity will have been tracked and recorded.…
SONY HACK WAS WAR says FBI, and 'we're still struggling to hire talent'
Cybercrims may be safe at home, but Feds dare them to go on holiday Cloudsec Yesteryear's hack of Sony Pictures was an act of war, stated FBI Supervisory Special Agent Timothy Wallach, who delivered the FBI's gradation system of cybercriminals to net security conference Cloudsec on Thursday, 17 September.…
Quadsys: Fraud charges are still pending
'Charges against us were dropped'. Yep, but not the new one Quadsys has tried to allay concerns in the channel about a pending fraud case involving the owner and MD by circulating police documents showing that criminal charges were dropped.…
BOFH: Press 1. Press 2. Press whatever you damn well LIKE
On the helldesk, nobody can hear you scream Episode 14 …
Wall Street turns off music at Adobe results after-party
'Forget this quarter's celebrations, you'll miss OUR estimates for the next' Financial analysts last night ejected everyone from Adobe’s party prematurely as weaker-than-expected forecasts for the current quarter eclipsed the good progress made in cloud services, causing a share dip.…
Nimble flashes the all-flash array as ‘intense’ consolidation period approaches
Hey, Tegile and Tintri. Are you ready for this? Comment Hybrid array supplier Nimble is going to introduce an all-flash array, joining other hybrid vendors in riding two horses at once, against a background of coming intense supplier consolidation in the storage industry.…
EU spaffs €131m on making gov digi services 'talk' to each other
Is that the whiff of personal data flying through the electronic ether? Sick of filling out online forms in triplicate for basic government services? So are EU officials.…
Flawless Dutch does for cuffed duo in CoinVault ransomware probe
Schteve McClaren not thought to be involved in investigation The use of "flawless Dutch phrases" has seen two suspects, thought to be behind the spread of the CoinVault ransomware, arrested in the The Netherlands, in a case where security software firms offered technical knowhow to the Dutch police.…
Man the lifeboats! Datos IO develops tech to recover next-gen DBMS
Recovery tools for MySQL, MongoDB, Cassandra and others Datos IO is a new database recovery startup which claims it's reinventing recovery for next-generation databases.…
Screenshot malware targeted innocent online poker players
All in with Odlanor Spyware is targeting users of the Full Tilt Poker and PokerStars online games – and it is said to allow cheats to get a sneaky advantage over honest players.…
Brimming with VM goodness: Qnap TS-453mini 4-bay NAS
Diminutive do-it-all Celeron storehouse Review Qnap’s TS-453mini is the latest addition to the company’s TS-x53 Pro mid-range series of NAS units for SMBs.It is available in two basic models, the TS-453mini-2G (2GB DD3L) and the TS-453mini-8G, the flagship model of the range. The one I have to review has the maximum amount of memory the unit supports: 8GB of DDR3L running at 1,333MHz.…
UK.gov mobile not-spot coverage project set to be completed in the year 2155AD
Everyone reading this will be DEAD Exclusive The government has fallen woefully short of its promise to provide mobile coverage to 60,000 homes in "not spot" areas across the UK, having only erected a meagre eight masts in more than two years.…
Microsoft to splurge $75m on computer training for kids
Computer science as important as algebra, chemistry or physics, says MS president Microsoft announced on Wednesday (September 16) that it would dish out $75m to teach kids computer science.…
'Intrusion' at ceph.com makes for red faces at Red Hat
Signed downloads perused by parties unknown, who haven't done anything evil … yet Red Hat software has revealed “an intrusion on the sites of both the Ceph community project (ceph.com) and Inktank (download.inktank.com)” that resulted in signed code being accessed.…
Thousands cut off from email after EE bungles domain renewal
Oh FFS FSNet Thousands of UK internet users were cut off from email after their ISP failed to renew the domain name used to route them.…
BBC Micro:bit delayed by power supply SNAFU
Christmas is RUINED for ONE MILLION KIDS promised a free (rubbish) computer The BBC has admitted that the Micro:bit, the computer it plans to give to up to one million children, is not going to arrive on time due to quality problems.…
Scotsman cools PC with IRN-BRU, dubs it the 'Aye Mac'
PC bathes its bits in Scotland's other famous drink An enterprising Scot has built a PC cooled by Irn-Bru, and called it the “Aye Mac”.…
El Reg unfurls awe-inspiring Integrated Space Plan megagraphic
That's one small step for a man, but we need one giant wall to hang it on We're delighted to report that we at Special Projects Bureau HQ have just taken delivery of the updated version of the famous Integrated Space Plan (ISP), although we're not quite sure if we have a wall space big enough to accommodate the breathtaking scope of its vision.…
Australia's biggest IT project failure/blowout may have started today
Procurement commences for billion-buck Welfare Payment Infrastructure Transformation Remember today's date – September 18th 2015 – as on this day Australia's Federal government commenced procurement for the nation's Welfare Payment Infrastructure Transformation (WPIT).…
Cloud casts deep shadows over disk backup market
EMC first, daylight second, but sales dipping sharply and Microsoft in the wings Abacus-wielder IDC has run its eye over the “purpose-built backup appliance” (PBBA) market and proved, if it were necessary to do so again, that by golly things are changing quickly in the storage caper.…
Microsoft has developed its own Linux. Repeat. Microsoft has developed its own Linux
Redmond reveals Azure Cloud Switch, its in-house software-defined networking OS Sitting down? Nothing in your mouth?…
Apple's latest patent war blow against Samsung: A largely pointless twist in an endless sad saga
Heat death of the universe will occur before this finishes Apple should be granted an injunction banning Samsung from selling crappy old Galaxy smartphones in America because they infringe iOS patents, a US appeals court ruled on Thursday.…
We are the Knights who code Ni!
Chap releases Python and Smalltalk-inspired language, complete with shrubbery A Venn diagram describing the overlapping populations of Monty Python admirers and software developers would probably show a very large intersection between the two groups.…
Another week, another vSphere update
This time version 5.5 gets its third major update VMware's updated vSphere again, this time with a refresh for version 5.5.…
Eerie new snaps of Pluto from NASA reveal dwarf ice-world's creepy side
Icy, foggy curves on display with New Horizon's 'crescent' photos Pics NASA's New Horizons team has released a new set of images taken as the craft had just finished its closest approach to the surface of the icy dwarf planet.…
Bitcoin is an official commodity, says US gummint
Rogue traders told to do their paperwork if they want to sell BTC options The Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) has declared that Bitcoin, and indeed all virtual currencies, are officially commodities.…
Hey you! Better 'fess up to submarine cable cockups, FCC demands
Regulator puts out new rules to bring internet in line with telephone world Incredible as it may seem, there are currently no rules around the reporting of outages in submarine cables.…
IT guys! Learn how to master Mac and iPad management
Come along to JAMF Nation in Sydney and Melbourne Promo Sydney and Melbourne readers, here's your chance to learn Mac management in the enterprise.…
Britain's FBI wants 'Five Eyes' cosy hookups with infosec outfits
El Reg blows lid on NCA's 'colocation' dream with IT security bods Cloudsec The UK's National Crime Agency – Blighty's equivalent of the FBI – wants its staff to "colocate" with private-sector IT security companies around the world. In other words, investigators and infosec employees placed alongside each other to sniff out cyber-criminals.…
Smartmobe app claimed it will improve your eyesight. Now its maker is coughing up $150k
Watchdog fines biz after ridiculous claims The US Federal Trade Commission (FTC) has fined a developer $150,000 who claimed its mobile apps could improve a user's eyesight.…
Patch Bugzilla! Anyone can access your private bugs – including your security vulns
Buggy bug bag bug will spill software secrets If you or your organization is running Bugzilla, and you're using email-based permissions, make sure you've updated to the latest version – namely 5.0.1, 4.4.10, or 4.2.15.…
SCREW YOU, FEDS! Dozen or more US libraries line up to run Tor exit nodes
Publicity over relay takedown drives demand A dozen libraries across the US have asked for details on how to host Tor exit nodes following a decision by the small town of Lebanon, New Hampshire, to forego police warnings.…
UK lords aim probe into Silicon Valley oligarchs
Are you getting a locked-in feeling? The UK's Parliament has launched a probe into Silicon Valley's giant internet plantations platforms – and wants to know if they're treating suppliers fairly. It also wants to know whether you're happy that you can switch from one platform to another, or whether they're trying to lock you in.…
Google accuses SEO biz Local Lighthouse of false claims, robo-calls
No one can guarantee a spot on the first page of results, says ad goliath Google has taken exception to SEO outfit Local Lighthouse that apparently wrongly implied it has an affiliation with The Chocolate Factory.…
Amazon reveals $50 Android-ish Fire tablet it will axe in two years
If at first you don't succeed, why worry? You've got billions of dollars to blow Amazon has pumped out its latest attempt to stake a claim in the luggable electronics market with a $50 tablet.…
American Airlines: TITSUP computers ground US flights
Total Inability To Shift Upset Passengers American Airlines is blaming a computer breakdown for grounding its flights across the US today, sparking chaos.…
Storage silo unification from file sharer ownCloud
Life is full of companies that do (too) many things in a shoddy way Interview We came across what seemed like just another file sync and sharer, and sighed. Yet checking ownCloud's product out showed there was a lot more to it than that, which made us curious.…
Mangstor gets a nice chunk of go-to-market B-round money
$10m to spread NVMe fabric array story far and wide NVMe flash card and fabric flash array startup Mangstor has gained $10.2m in B-round funding to build out its market-facing infrastructure worldwide, and head towards a 2016 IPO.…
Tremble, Vodafone! The UN ain't happy about your phone-hacking
You’ve ‘no respect’, says powerless, unknown official A former Vodafone Australia employee's spying on Fairfax journalist Natalie O'Brien, and the global mobile operator's subsequent conduct, has aroused the interest of the United Nations.…
Uber rivals Lyft and Didi adopt 'enemy's enemy is my friend' policy
China and US at forefront of taxi war US "sharing economy" taxi firm Lyft has teamed up with Chinese equivalent Didi in a "strategic partnership" designed to see off the global threat posed by Uber.…
Long-memoried boffins re-invent 1950s ferroelectric tech
New technique removes need to rewrite after every read A new memory technology which harks back to the 1950s is to be launched by the Ferroelectric Memory Company (FMC), a commercial venture being spun out of the Technical University of Dresden’s nano and micro-laboratory (NaMLab).…
EMC releases yet ANOTHER rack-scale server SAN
Biz claims no overlap at all with its bazillions of similar boxen EMC's ScaleIO Node is a super-scalable server SAN that presents EMC and its users with interesting product positioning decisions compared to EVO: SDDC (EVO: RACK that was), VxRack, VMAX, VNX, VSAN, and VSPEX Blue.…
Activist investor Elliott twists Citrix's arm until it hires new channel veep
Cough, yell ball-gripping bods at investment biz Citrix – currently held in a vice-like grip by activist investor Elliot Management – has hired Kimberly Martin as global channel chief.…
Architect of UK’s hated Care.data scheme quits NHS, flees from Britain
Tim Kelsey grabs the reins at Oz's Telstra Health next July The architect of Blighty's hated Care.data scheme, Tim Kelsey, has today announced he will quit as the NHS's National Information Director.…
MANKIND'S RETURN to DEEP SPACE postponed: No manned Orion podule until 2023
Red planet? Don't hold your breath, people NASA says that the long awaited return to manned space missions which go further from Earth than low orbit will be delayed just a little longer, to 2023.…
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