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Indian cops spice up protests with pepper spray-armed DRONES
Lhassi how they'll like this Police are increasingly using drones these days to snoop on activists and track down demonstrators plus the occasional criminal. Now Indian police are going to use them for riot control by loading up the aerial gizmos with pepper spray.…
+5 ROOTKIT OF VENGEANCE defeats forces of gaming good
Kernel-level code helps gamers to vanquish anti-cheatware Security boffins Joel St. John and Nicolas Guigo have developed a rootkit-like gaming cheat system they say bests anti-cheating mechanisms.…
Saudis go ape, detain Swedish monkeys at border
Spat turns pygmy marmosets into the cutest political pawns ever A quartet of confused Swedish monkeys have been denied entry to Saudi Arabia – the latest development in an escalating diplomatic row between the two countries.…
Cisco loses logo lawsuit against WiFi inventor boffinhaus
Government science outfit's glyph deemed distinct from Borg's bridge badge Cisco's suffered a legal reversal in Australia, where the nation's Trade Marks Office has ruled the logo of Australia's Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO) is not an attempt to imitate or cash in on the Borg's bridge badge.…
IBM claims new areal density record with 220TB tape tech
Big Blue working to add cold storage to OpenStack Swift VIDEO IBM and FUJIFILM have demonstrated new technologies they say crams 123 billion bits into every square inch of tape, to deliver a 220 terabyte (probably LTO) tape cartridge.…
Australia finds $1 BEELLION to replace No-SQL DATABASE
And by No-SQL we mean a flat-file antique somehow still spaffing $290m daily That sound? The first drops of a cool billion Australian dollars (US$770m, £520m) that the nation's government has started pouring into a honeypot for the world's technology community.…
PC sales dip below 2009 levels, with Japanese sales off 44 per cent
Dell dives as Lenovo and HP pull away from the pack 68.5 million PCs trundled off the world's production lines in 2015's first quarter, the lowest number since 2009 according to box-watcher IDC.…
All Mac owners should migrate to OS X Yosemite 10.10.3 ASAP
Unless you're happy with an odd root 'backdoor' lurking on your machine, that is Swedish hacker Emil Kvarnhammar has reported a since-fixed four-year-old local root 'backdoor' OS X that allows remote attackers to increase the damage of their hacks.…
Amazon whisks desktop apps into cloud bazaar in virty PC push
New marketplace brings subscription software to WorkSpaces AWS Summit Amazon Web Services cut its teeth providing data center infrastructure in the cloud, but lately it's made some coin serving up virtual desktops, too. Now it has expanded that offering with new services that allow IT admins to purchase and manage desktop applications via AWS.…
Citrix warns it will miss Q1 earnings guidance
Where'd that US$25m go? Our re-org was a bit trickier than planned says CEO Citrix has announced that it will not deliver the financial results it promised the markets.…
Artificial intelligence, filesystems, containers ... Amazon showers cloud gold on devs
Google, who? AWS Summit Amazon piled on the new cloud features at its AWS Summit event in San Francisco, including new services for file storage and machine learning and updates to features that debuted last year.…
Who is the fastest-selling phone maker of ALL TIME? Samsung? Apple? No, it's Xiaomi
The krush grooving, the body moving, the record making, AND the record breaking The bods behind the Guinness World Records has awarded Xiaomi one of its certificates for selling the most mobile phones within a single day.…
Intel, Cray bag $200m to build 180PFLOPS super for US nuke boffins
Monster Aurora machine to slurp 13MW crunching numbers on fuel and more Intel and Cray have landed a $200m deal to build a 180-petaFLOPS supercomputer dubbed Aurora for the US Department of Energy.…
Contain yourselves: Coho Data looks Docker up and down
Dedupe directly on the array, promises CTO Storage startup Coho Data thinks Docker containers could help its arrays run storage MicroServices directly on the array, like snapshotting, transcoding and deduplication.…
Oh, hi there, SKYNET: US military wants self-enhancing software that will outlive its creators
DARPA's Hundred Years' War on bugs, upgrades and rewrites The US military's nerve-center of secret-squirrel boffinry DARPA wants to write software capable of running for a full century without becoming obsolete.…
Evidence of a SECOND Earth FOUND ON MOON
Space boffins reckon our world's twin, not a wandering planet, created lunar body Our Moon was born after a young Earth smashed its twin Theia, scientists writing in three studies just published by Nature have suggested. Their intriguing evidence reveals the Moon's origins may have been more incestuous than previously thought.…
Extensive 3D NAND drives very expensive to make
Disk drives much cheaper to build – who knew? The flash industry is going to have to dig deep – really, really deep – to fund the fabs needed to build 3D NAND.…
Dot Hill ready for Internet of Things data ingest malarkey
Avoiding data stream traffic jams Classic dual-controller drive array supplier Dot Hill has uprated its AssuredSAN array to deal with thousands of incoming variable data streams from the growing Internet of Things (IoT) sensor sources, and thus avoid data stream traffic jams.…
Phoenix IT Group: Our debts are down! Just like our sales and profits
'We're still trading in line with market estimates' says firm A year on the job for Phoenix IT Group CEO Steve Vaughan and company sales and profits aren’t dropping nearly as quickly as they used to.…
Intel and LG: Our new mobe cams COULDN'T CARE LESS about pixels
You say you want a Resolution? LG and Intel have announced new mobe camera tech which - for once - concentrates on something other than how many little dots you can squeeze into a photo.…
Microsoft's using Windows Update to force Windows 10 ads onto older PCs
'Recommended update' turns Windows 7, 8 into new OS ad Microsoft is installing an update on Windows 7 and 8 machines which will push users to upgrade to Windows 10.…
Do your switches run Cumulus Linux? Puppet will pull your strings
DevOpsify your boring Ethernet Cumulus Networks, home of a Linux-of-choice for white-box switches, has linked arms with Puppet Labs and joined its Puppet Supported Program.…
Apple WRISTJOB BLURTGASM: Roundup of the Apple Watch roundups
Four things ye must know of the fruity stroker bracelet FOUR THINGS you must know about the Apple Watch:…
Quantum makes the leap into money-saving archiving
Less primary storage needed Quantum has added another layer to the onion that is its StorNext file management and archiving product set. It now has Arkivo software selecting primary storage files on a policy basis.…
What type of storage does your application really need?
Server? Check. Network? Check. Storage? Mmm When you are doing the spec for some new server hardware, what do you consider?…
Google sticks anti-SQL injection vaccine into MySQL MariaDB fork
Encryption tables to trip up rogue data Google is dropping encryption into MariaDB, the fork of Oracle’s MySQL, to help shut out SQL injection attacks.…
ISIS: You bomb us, we’ll interrupt your TV transmissions
French broadcast signal affected, social media disturbed TV5Monde was prevented from broadcasting last night, and claims to still be working on a return to its regular programming schedule, after "hackers" interrupted its transmissions for a couple of hours.…
Trade body, universities row over US patent troll act proposals
Academics: legislation goes ‘well beyond what is needed’ A spat has erupted between US universities and the trade body representing the $286bn (£193bn) consumer electronics industry, over a proposed crackdown on patent trolls.…
Everything's code, 'zero tolerance for assholes': Yup, it's ChefConf
Featuring DevOps Kung fu - and how open source Windows is "definitely possible" ChefConf 2015 took place last week in Santa Clara, with around 1500 attendees focusing on DevOps using Chef software to automate infrastructure configuration and application deployment.…
Google: Give us cash or we'll poke YouTube ads into your eyeballs
Chocolate Factory plans to cash in on SMUT VIDEOS Google is planning to launch a subscription service for YouTube, offering viewers the opportunity to avoid advertisements for a monthly fee.…
El Reg offers you the chance to become a Master Investor - for free
Like tech? Like investing? Like ‘free’? Read on… Promo The Register has partnered with the Master Investor Show to give you the chance to enjoy a whole day learning how to turn your nous and cash into...even more nous and cash. The upfront cost to you? Precisely nothing.…
Facebook preps for class action lawsuit as angry EU mob lawyer up
Alleged violation of citizens’ 'fundamental rights' with data moves A class action against Facebook over alleged breaches of European privacy laws is being heard in a Vienna district court today.…
Gartner forecast dartboard falls off wall, lands in pile of crumpled dollars
Large currency swings see tech spending estimates fall The mystics at Gartner have changed their mind: the value of the IT spending isn’t going to grow this year after all, and it is all the fault of the pesky tea leaves US dollar.…
Bad news everyone: Cybercrime is getting even easier
And most of it is your fault for not caring enough about what you open The volume of malware threats is actually on the decline despite the increase in breaches, according to a study from Websense Security Labs.…
EU anti-trust watchdog ponders TeliaSonera/Telenor merger
Vestager: Rotten in the state of Denmark? Not on my watch The European Commission is worried that a proposed merger between TeliaSonera and Telenor would be bad for consumers, and is now pondering whether to approve the deal.…
Data centre doesn't like your face? That's a good thing
Winning strategies for selecting a new server centre Your company has decided, quite sensibly, that it wants to move its application infrastructure to a data centre rather than living with the risk of an on-premise approach. So how do you choose the data centre you should move to?…
Uh-Oh! ALIENS ARE COMING: Top NASA boffin in shock warning
Fingers crossed, let's hope they’re the Spielberg ones First contact with alien life is looming, claims NASA's Chief Scientist Ellen Stofan.…
TTIP: Protect our privacy in EU-US trade deal or ELSE, snarl MEPs
Lawmakers rattle sabres, Commish doesn't blink, for now MEPs have called on American and European negotiators to guarantee citizens’ right to privacy in an international trade deal.…
iOS, OS X apps sent into infinite dizzy DoS by this one weird kernel bug
Apple patches OOB boob to stop API noobs being duped Kenton Varda has found a 'weird' kernel bug used in Apple gear that could result in trivial denial of service by remote attackers.…
Oh no, Moto! Cable modem has hardcoded 'technician' backdoor
SOHOpeless router tosses your internet connection into the DMZ for max p0wn potential Researchers at Rapid7 have turned up a set of typically dumb vulnerabilities in Motorola's DOCSIS/EuroDOCSIS 3.0-capable SURFboard SBG 6580 cable broadband modem.…
Microsoft, Getty settle image snatch 'suit
When the fighting stops, the loving starts Microsoft and Getty Images have resolved a dispute by getting into bed together.…
Ex-cop: Holborn fireball comms outage cover for £200m bling heist gang
Plus: BT engineers 'denied access' to torched electricity and internet cabling Last Wednesday's blaze in Holborn, which knocked out power and internet access across London, could have been sparked by thieves pulling a daring heist to pocket £200m in precious stones and metals.…
Do androids dream of herding electric sheep?
Kiwi drones on about how good it is. Just wait until it wants more life While technology has helped cats take over the world (in terms of video clips at least) it is now simultaneously contributing to the demise of a small, yet respected, section of their canine foes, namely sheepdogs.…
Google wants Marvin the Paranoid Android's personality in the cloud
Your plastic pal who's fun to be with will be a downloadable theme in Google's future Someone at the Chocolate Factory doesn't realise that Douglas Adams wrote satire, and has patented replaceable robot personalities.…
Denial of service attacks pour through rift in Network Time Protocol
Mismatched clocks allow poison packets to prevent synching, and sink you Red Hat security chap Miroslav Lichvar has revealed two vulnerabilities in the Network Time Protocol (NTP) that allow attackers to get clients to execute unauthenticated packets.…
VMware puffs up AirWatch to join the sync 'n' social crowd
Also: vCloud Air expands down under to help things along VMware's tried for years, without much success, to sell productivity apps. Now it's having another go by getting out the twine to bind three of AirWatch's offerings into a “collaboration bundle”.…
Amazon listens to MORE of your private stuff
Open the pod bay door, Echo Having started capturing what you say in your home and sending it to the cloud in November, Amazon has decided that its Echo product needs to do more than just read the news.…
Vultures victorious in virtual vote vis-à-vis virtualization views!
Reg named virty pros' number one news source A small bottle of champagne has been opened at The Reg's globe-spanning virtualisation desk, as news has reached us that we're apparently virtualisation professionals' “Favorite News/Information Website”.…
Dallas Buyers Club doubles down on Oz Torrenters
28,000 punters in its sights The law firm that secured an Australian Federal Court decision against iiNet and other ISPs says it's widening its field of fire to target a further 23,000 individuals.…
LG monitor software quietly kills UAC, dev says
Life's Good for malware German developer Christopher Bachner has alleged LG monitor software is quietly disabling User Account Control (UAC), putting Windows punters at risk of malware infection.…
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