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Engineer trumped angry user by pointing to the rulebook On Call With the weekend looming, The Register once again brings you an instalment of On Call, the weekly column in which sysadmins share stories of their eventual success....

The past seven years have seen improved mapping, AR and AI, and the developer's gotta catch 'em all ahead of Monster Hunter launch Niantic, the Google spin-out behind the smash success augmented reality game Pokemon Go, is set to release Monster Hunter Now - a game that even before launch is struggling in its predecessor's shadow....

Huawei's mystery smartphone excites, as top laptop-makers reportedly sign up to make in India India and China are both celebrating hardware-related wins that are being hailed as signs the respective nations' tech industries are in rude health....

As Nutanix celebrates Cisco hook-up and quirky cloud repatriations Broadcom CEO Hock Tan has dismissed concerns that China could derail the semiconductor giant's acquisition of VMware....

Regolith scraped from the surface of Bennu will reach Earth on 24 September NASA is preparing to nab its first-ever asteroid sample as the OSIRIS-REx spacecraft drops a capsule containing fragments of the potentially hazardous object Bennu onto Earth....

'Embarrassingly parallel' protoype baked for DARPA to play Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon at massive scale Hot Chips Intel has used this week's Hot Chips conference in California to show off a 528-thread processor with 1TB/s silicon photonics interconnects that's designed to chew the largest analytics workloads, while sipping power....

Hey, stop Zucking up my data! Netizens can ask Meta, the home of Facebook, Instagram, and Threads, to not train its generative AI models on at least some of your personal data....

That's what we call a static shock Even ransomware operators make mistakes, and in the case of ransomware gang the Key Group, a cryptographic error allowed a team of security researchers to develop and release a decryption tool to restore scrambled files....

While ASML says it can keep selling DUV kit to China through 2023 You can add parts of the Middle East to the list of regions where you can't buy Nvidia's top-specced A100 and H100 accelerators, judging from a regulatory filing by the chip designer for investors this week....

Not so much X gon' give it to you, you gonna give it to X As August and summer in the northern hemisphere draw to a close, Elon Musk's Twitter is making several changes to its platform, including a privacy policy update noting that it plans to begin collecting biometric data and employment information from the people still using the site, if provided....

DoD is dead last for tech support, equipment, communication, and function, say staff When it comes to US government employee satisfaction with IT services, one agency finds itself continually at the bottom of the heap: The rather crucial Department of Defense....

Five Eyes nations warn of hit against Ukrainian military systems Russia's Sandworm crew is using an Android malware strain dubbed Infamous Chisel to remotely access Ukrainian soldiers' devices, monitor network traffic, access files, and steal sensitive information, according to a Five Eyes report published Thursday....

Everybody chill, we're still in the cart Data cloud vendor Snowflake has felt the need to publish a clarification following statements on payments from key customer Instacart, which are likely to add up to $100 million over four years....

CRM vendor might find itself pushed to the margins to keep investors happy Salesforce has posted upbeat results and raised its forecasts for revenue, operating margin, and operating cash flow for next year. But price rises announced earlier this year are yet to affect customers, the CRM giant said....

He praised Apple for its 'open source' tech - now he'll oversee AI use to defend Britain from its foes Comment British politician Grant Shapps, who once told The Register that an incoming* Tory government would be the "most tech-savvy in history," has been appointed as the UK's new defense chief....

Breaking up is hard to do: Redmond reluctantly lets EU play matchmaker for software suite flings Microsoft has blinked first in its dispute with the EU over bundling Teams with Microsoft 365 and Office 365, and will now allow European customers to buy the two software suites without it. It also pledged to make it easier for rival meeting tools to work with the two suites....

Maria Markstedter spent years writing about chip biz's ISA, is a tad miffed by heavy-handed takedown tactics If you fancy creating a blog or website to discuss the Arm architecture or the Softbank-owned outfit that develops it, keep the British CPU designer's name out of the domain name you choose - or draw the wrath of its lawyers....

It also beats its main rival in some speed tests now The latest version of the flagship FOSS browser is out, and it's picked up one of the main features for which we keep Chrome around....

May as well give up already A fully autonomous flight AI has steered a drone through a racetrack faster than human pilots in the fledgling sport of first-person view (FPV) drone racing....

iFixit takes aim at the John-Deere-for-frozen-milk situation Having won victories for iPhone and tractor owners alike, the right-to-repair crusaders at iFixit are turning to the really important stuff as summer enters its last death throes - ice cream....

Scientists one step closer to cracking the case of these atomic swine You may be surprised to know that Germany's wild boars are too radioactive to eat - and Chernobyl may not be solely to blame. Fallout from nuclear weapons testing decades ago during the Cold War is a significant contributor to that radiation, it turns out....

Exec chuffed regulators accepted perhaps-overstated lame duck argument "You write what you need to win."...

CEC-IDE is re-skinned Visual Studio Code with added censorware to spot terms like Taiwan Independence' Chinese consultancy Digital Guandong has apologized after publishing a product based on open source code from Microsoft without properly disclosing that fact....

This sort of group usually sees members share IP and vow not to sue each other, to accelerate innovation Nine of China's most prominent explorers and purveyors of processors built on the permissively licensed RISC-V architecture have formed a patent alliance....

ChatGPT's prose harvesting protected by fair use, super-lab argues OpenAI is trying to dismiss various claims in two legal actions launched by authors and comedians, who sued the machine-learning super-lab for scraping their books to train ChatGPT without explicit permission....

Storm that passed through Sydney saw clouds sleep early and struggle to wake up Updated Oracle, Netsuite, and Microsoft's clouds have gone down, hard, in the Sydney, Australia, region likely due to an issue at a datacenter provider in which both are tenants....

Backdoors detailed, plus CISA releases more IOCs for IT depts to check Nearly a third of organizations compromised by Chinese cyberspies via a critical bug in some Barracuda Email Security Gateways were government units, according to Mandiant....

Could a Surface mobe with one of these displays eliminate all that bad press from the Duo? Microsoft's first attempt at a folding phone didn't go so well, though a fresh patent from the Windows giant suggests it might be holding out hope that a 360-degree foldable screen could make the difference....

Clicking a URL from a system service will actually open in your chosen browser. For some. How fancy Microsoft has released a Windows 11 preview build that will open links generated by Windows system components in the user's default browser - but only for those in the European Union and a few other countries....

Could be used to put ethical hackers, and citizens, behind bars A controversial United Nations proposal has a new foe, Microsoft, which has joined the growing number of organizations warning delegates that the draft version of the UN cybercrime treaty only succeeds in justifying state surveillance - not stopping criminals, as originally intended....

NHTSA is already worried Autopilot and FSD make drivers irresponsible - this surely won't help matters The discovery of a secret Tesla Autopilot configuration that allows the self-driving system to operate without driver attention isn't sitting well with US regulators who have cut a special order to get more information for their ongoing investigation....

At least the cost-cutting scissors are still sharp HP is putting a brave face on its third quarter 2023 results, claiming it's making progress to long-term growth priorities while enacting structural cost savings, despite revenue being down nearly 10 percent year-on-year....

Third-party and bespoke apps most likely candidates for the switch Google is looking to capture some of Oracle's workloads by promising to help users migrate from Big Red's databases to PostgreSQL with a set of services and automation tools....

Alive and still quite vigorous considering its age The USENET management committee has reconvened and there are green shoots of growth in the original, pre-World Wide Web social network....

Former BA boss slams resilience, says explanation 'doesn't stand up from what I know of the system' Mystery still surrounds the technical issue at the UK's National Air Traffic Service (NATS) on Monday, which is being blamed on incorrect flight plan data being received, leading to the system reverting to manual processing and causing delays and cancellations of flights....

Though this is still a preview so another provider could swing it Interview Google looks set to become the first cloud provider to offer virtual machine instances powered by Ampere's 192-core AmpereOne datacenter chip, which Ampere is now pitching as a solution for AI inferencing workloads....

Presence of aluminium isotope might help age other objects from space At 4.6 billion years old, meteorite Erg Chech 002 is among the oldest found on Earth. A new analysis of its composition promises to help understanding of the early solar system and date other space rocks....

Keeping full self-driving dream on the road just needs more graphics chips? Tesla still dreams of fueling its motors with actual full self-driving (FSD) capabilities, and it's blowing piles of cash on AI infrastructure to reach that milestone....

Black Mirror? Never heard of it Sometimes it feels like the most terrifying ideas from science fiction are simply fodder for the future of the military - case in point, word reaching us that the US Army wants to strap its next-gen service rifle to the top of robot sentry dogs....

Scalene, Scalene, Scalene, Scalene, I'm beggin' of you please improve my code Interview To make Python code run faster, you can now get performance optimization advice from the Scalene Python profiler and its associated chatbot - and mostly its recommendations help....

A queue gone mad leads to surprising results for 3D printing - but still no regulation Opinion Just like an owner of a new puppy waking up to a scene of destruction, 3D printer users who leave long jobs running overnight may be appalled to see what they find in the morning....

First you'll live in a headset. Then come the chip implants ... The number of screens people use each day has probably peaked, according to Alvin Wang Graylin, global vice president of Taiwanese smartphone maker HTC....

Meanwhile its Moon rover dodges a crater and spots sulphur India's Space Research Organisation (ISRO) is already busy running its successful Chandrayaan-3 Moon mission, but still plans to put even more items on its to-do list with the launch of Aditya-L1 - a mission to observe the Sun....

Malfunction took 14 plants offline for 36 hours. Oh, what a ... nah, too obvious Toyota Japan has recovered from what it's described as a "malfunction in the production order system" that halted production on 28 lines across 14 plants starting on Monday evening....

Replaces surveillance systems installed after 9/11 - and years before drones became a threat The Pentagon will upgrade the air surveillance technology it uses around Washington DC with a computer vision system that can identify and warn officials of suspicious objects flying around or near the capital....

Claims to have taken down two colossal networks, with 'Secondary Infektion' schooling 'Spamouflage' Russia appears to be "better" at running online trolling campaigns aimed at pushing its political narratives than China, according to Meta's latest Adversarial Threat Report....

Hopes cool-running Zen cores can socket to Intel's Xeon-D - maybe with a smaller socket Hot Chips At the Hot Chips conference this week AMD teased its upcoming edge-friendly Siena family of Epyc processors, revealing modest power consumption and designs that allow them to nestle into relatively small devices....

And adds rivals Claude 2, Falcon, Llama 2 to Vertex AI Cloud Next Google is rolling out a bunch of generative AI models and tools across its Workspace apps and Cloud, including an expansion of the promised Duet AI, its personal virtual assistant....

Halls of learning are stuck offline, but go Wolverines! The University of Michigan has isolated itself from the internet but, hey, everything's fine!...

'We will continue fighting this case' global chief's lawyer tells us An appeals court has reversed a 2021 decision to drop a bribery charge against Apple's head of global security, who is accused of donating iPads worth up to $80,000 to a sheriff's office in exchange for giving his Cupertino agents concealed carry weapon licenses....