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It might be the only non-boring thing about the release, which has Linus Torvalds celebrating Linus Torvalds has noticed a "weird numerological coincidence" during work on version 6.5 of the Linux kernel....

ALSO: Japan's government to write docs with AI; 5G boom coming; India denies infosec issues Asia In Brief Elon Musk's rebadged Twitter, X.com, has been blocked in Indonesia as the domain was formerly used to for websites containing content deemed unsuitable, such as - ahem - adult entertainment and gambling....

ALSO: China says US hacked it right back, BreachForums users have been pwned, and this week's critical vulns Infosec in brief US senator Ron Wyden (D-OR) thinks it's Microsoft's fault that Chinese hackers broke into Exchange Online, and he wants three separate government agencies to launch investigations and "hold Microsoft responsible for its negligent cyber security practices."...

Kurt Cobain and Jimi Hendrix's guitars, Vader's helmet, Captain Kirk's chair, and more Paul Allen left more than just a tech legacy and billions of dollars behind when he died. The Microsoft co-founder amassed a sizable collection of unique artifacts from popular movies and music, which is now headed to a permanent home at Seattle's Museum of Pop Culture....

Privacy ritual aims to deter fingerprinting of the iFaithful Apple has told developers writing apps for its shiny stuff that they will soon have to explain why their programs use certain sensitive APIs....

Mar-a-Lago IT director told 'the boss wanted the server deleted' Federal prosecutors have expanded their criminal case against a famous Floridian and his loyal minions for allegedly mishandling national security secrets and not being forthright about the storage and handling of hundreds of classified documents....

IDORs of the storm Personal, financial, and health information belonging to millions of folks has been stolen via a particular class of website vulnerability, say cybersecurity agencies in the US and Australia. They're urging developers to review their code and squish these bugs for good....

Give them Z80s, Joe, and tell 'em to like it Some American lawmakers aren't happy with US efforts to limit exports of AI chips to China, and have called on the Biden administration to enact tighter controls....

US, Europe and China all rushing to create next gen of experts and upskill existing workforce Chip designer Arm is looking to address the shortage of vital skills in the semiconductor industry with an initiative that aims to help find the next generation of talent and upskill the existing workforce....

Also: China's 'got a bigger hacking program than that of every major nation combined' Nearly all of the FBI's technical intelligence on malicious "cyber actors" in the first half of this year was obtained via Section 702 searches, according to FBI Director Christopher Wray....

PRC semiconductor exports curiously rose 19% y-o-y for first 9 months of 2022 Chinese companies, including state-owned defense companies, are evading tech sanctions and fueling Moscow's war in Ukraine, according to a US report released on Thursday....

Mir 2.14 and its easily installable sibling Miriway Canonical is still working away on its own Mir display server, used in several of its IoT product lines. Version 2.14 gains more functionality useful for full desktop environments....

When you get to Chapter 14 of a Unix book you're ready for a laugh In more than a few IT departments, or more likely in the pub on Friday night, there will be the ritual singing of the Unix Sysadmin Song, which is still remembered 28 years after its genesis in Harley Hahn's book, The Unix Companion....

Watch out, mad scientists - your careers are over AI systems are rapidly improving and will accelerate scientific discoveries - but the technology could also give criminals the power to create bioweapons and dangerous viruses in as little as two to three years, according to Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei....

Sounds to us like the beginning of an entertaining, but tragic, Who Me tale AI may be coming to help sysadmins, with the promise of alleviating repetitive tasks like log analysis, resource monitoring, vulnerability prioritization, and patch management, but few of them are put in charge of its implementation....

Both support biz and vendor claim victories in latest chapter in 13-year legal saga In litigation dating back to the year the first iPad was released, Oracle and SAP support specialist Rimini Street is vowing to appeal against the latest court ruling that it infringed Big Red's copyright, removed copyright notices, and made false statements about support practices....

There's still life in the wider Version 6 Unix family - and 9front too Not only are various editions of Version 6 UNIX, often known as V6 for short, still being maintained - but new ones continue to appear....

CFO says paying customers expected to flood in from 2024 Microsoft is betting big on generative AI by spending many billions of dollars more on building datacenter capacity in anticipation of a rapid uptick in demand from paying customers, expected to start in anger from calendar 2024....

Phasing out epoxy resin laminate with biodegradable substrate might be costly, though Infineon Technologies will using recyclable printed circuit boards (PCBs) based on a material developed by a UK startup in upcoming demo boards....

We've dipped into the mailbag for more tales of rogue cabling and keyboard confusion On Call Some say that working for The Register is one never-ending holiday, but On Call - our weekly reader-contributed tale of techies being asked to endure atrocious emergencies, has taken a break. This week we therefore present some shorter tales from the On Call mailbag that were sent in response to an On Call from June 2nd, regarding ethernet cable strung through trees to avoid blowing the budget on a WAN, and an On Call from June 30th concerning the perils of international keyboard layouts ....

From Norman Cook to Tim Cook A patent granted to Apple this week suggests the iGiant is, if not actively working on, at least entertaining the thought of introducing some modular hardware into its lineup - including, bizarrely, an old-fashioned record player....

Pat on the back for Pat who's back in the black after getting costs whacked and demand stacked After racking up $3.5 billion in losses over the past two quarters, Intel managed to stanch the bleeding and return to profitability in the second quarter....

This tech is certainly full of something California's Attorney General is reportedly investigating complaints about the safety of Tesla's so-called self-driving features, as well as boasts made by the automaker about the technology in its marketing....

Sorry, FTC, didn't mean to step on you like that Two US Senators have proposed legislation to create a government commission to tame Big Tech, an often uttered goal on both sides of the political aisle that has yet to be realized....

'Gay furry hackers' say it's in response to 'attacks on human rights' and noooothing to do with Russia-Ukraine NATO is investigating claims by miscreants that they broke into the military alliance's unclassified information-sharing and collaboration IT environment, stole information belonging to 31 nations, and leaked 845 MB of compressed data....

Boffins build automated system to smash safety guardrails The "guardrails" built atop large language models (LLMs) like ChatGPT, Bard, and Claude to prevent undesirable text output can be easily bypassed - and it's unclear whether there's a viable fix, according to computer security researchers....

Maximus plus Deloitte and Chuck E. Cheese join 500+ victim orgs Accounting giant Deloitte, pizza and birthday party chain Chuck E. Cheese, government contractor Maximus, and the Hallmark Channel are among the latest victims that the Russian ransomware crew Clop claims to have compromised via the MOVEit vulnerability....

Will make regulating China's 5G telecom equipment look like a cinch Chinese made AI-enabled products should spark similar concerns to Middle Kingdom sourced 5G equipment and therefore be regulated, said think tank Australian Strategic Policy Institute (ASPI) on Thursday....

Plus: US warns domestic chip suppliers will feel the pain Prices of two vital chipmaking materials are rising ahead of export restrictions imposed by the Chinese government coming into effect next week....

Hey, at least this one isn't an actual bomb NASA's ambitions to speed up space travel are about to go nuclear, as its joint project with military boffinry unit DARPA has found a builder for an experimental nuclear thermal rocket vehicle, or X-NTRV: Lockheed Martin....

AI runs on chips, remember Despite yet another dip in wafer shipments, major chip shops are predicting a resurgence in the latter half of 2023....

Machine learning helps take fuzz out of thermal imaging A machine learning-assisted approach to thermal imaging could transform the night vision of autonomous vehicles and other nascent robots....

'The solution to the surveillance economy seems to be more surveillance' Vivaldi boss tells El Reg Google's Web Environment Integrity (WEI) proposal, according to one of the developers working on the controversial fraud fighting project, aims to make the web "more private and safe."...

Antitrust inspectors trying to figure out if Redmond has breached local competition laws Updated The European Commission has officially launched a formal investigation" into whether Microsoft flouted EU competition rules by bundling Teams with dominant productivity software suite Office 365 and Microsoft 365....

Come back Teams, all is forgiven No, your colleagues aren't just taking ages to respond, Slack is currently staggering to its feet after experiencing a global outage across all regions....

Utility to consider introducing restrictions Thames Water is considering measures to cut down the water used by some datacenters, including fitting flow restrictors or charging operators more at peak times....

Experts warn agreement needed and skills lacking in HMRC-led project The UK's major government projects experts have warned a programme to overhaul ERP systems in three central government departments is undeliverable in its current state....

It's OK to be skeptical if someone says they found the holy grail Three scientists in South Korea claim they've crafted a superconductor that works at both room temperature and ambient pressure - a revolutionary breakthrough if confirmed....

Men in Black snatched Little Green Men's spacecraft, allegedly Poll The US government has recovered alien spacecraft and bodies from crash landings on Earth, and is keeping the whole thing covered up, Congress was told on Wednesday....

Cripes, they actually sound serious Public companies that suffer a computer crime likely to cause a "material" hit to an investor will soon face a four-day time limit to disclose the incident, according to rules approved today by the US Securities and Exchange Commission....

First refresh of minimums in eight years for the country that invented the internet FCC boss Jessica Rosenworcel thinks Americans deserve better broadband than the current minimum speeds of 25Mbps down and 3Mbps up. She has thus proposed boosting these lower bounds at least fourfold, with the "long term" goal of upping this further to 1Gbps down and 500Mbps up....

It's just some if-then statements, no AI here, insurer sniffs Cigna has been sued in California based on allegations the US healthcare insurer unlawfully reviewed insurance claims using automated systems rather than relying on humans....

Sachkov faces 14-year stretch after 'unreasonably rushed trial' A Russian court has sentenced Ilya Sachkov, the founder of security research house Group-IB, to 14 years in a maximum-security prison after finding the executive guilty of high treason....

Bouyant jobs market and increased stress prompt exodus, says research A survey of 1,800 IT professionals and senior managers has found a quarter of tech workers in the UK are considering quitting their jobs in the next six months....

Plus: Did Xwitter just suggest stripping people of gold checks? Don't threaten us with a good time The website formerly known as Twitter is trying to win back advertisers yet again with half-off deals on certain ads - and reportedly threats to remove gold checks from company profiles if advertisers don't start spending money....

That could pay for 35 humans and their families' health insurance, says human Striking Hollywood writers and actors will be delighted to learn that Netflix, one of the powers perceived to be upending the entertainment industry, is advertising for an AI product manager with a salary up to $900,000....

Are you sure that's an exec on the line? Also, smart move distracting folks from revenue growth slowdown, profit slide AI was mentioned 175 times during Microsoft's conference call with analysts to discuss the megacorp's Q4 financial results - it seems there will be no let-up to the hype in an industry already bursting at the seams with marketing bluster....

Some big changes are afoot Intel has revealed two sets of extensions coming to the x86 instruction set architecture, one to boost the performance of general purpose code and the second to provide a common vector instruction set for future chips....

It has a meaning in mathematics, and even more interested parties than you might expect Logowatch Twitter's new logo isn't just an X, it's a very specific form of X, and not only does it have a meaning, it also has some history behind it....

Talk about all your eggs in one China-coveting basket TSMC confirmed on Tuesday that it is investing $2.87 billion in a chip-on-wafer-on-substrate (CoWoS) advanced packaging fab for AI chips in northern Taiwan....