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Not quite business as usual for Microsoft Microsoft has released Windows 11, a refreshed version of the operating system with internal improvements but tarnished by onerous system requirements and usability shortcomings.…

Still plans to raise €350m and aim for non US-cloud fans OVHcloud, the French cloud services provider, has trimmed roughly €50m off its IPO target as it seeks a capital injection from the financial markets.…

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in Google Cloud's UK and Ireland boss Pip White has quit to return to Salesforce and take control of the EMEA operations at collaboration division Slack.…

Poor securing of Elasticsearch cluster strikes again Updated The Telegraph newspaper managed to leak 10TB of subscriber data and server logs after leaving an Elasticsearch cluster unsecured for most of September, according to the researcher who found it online.…

Hardware compatibility, testing fury... though under the hood there are things to like Microsoft has launched a new operating system today, but whether you'll be able to run it is open to question. As is if you'll want to run it.…

vSphere as-a-service on the way too, along with software-defined memory VMworld VMware will move its whole stack to the Arm architecture, as part of a new offering aimed at what it's labelled "edge-native apps".…

Undisclosed information allegedly shared earns one $350k, but he doesn't get to keep it Two tech execs, one at Infosys and another at Wipro, are in trouble with the Securities and Exchange Board of India (SEBI) after they were accused of insider trading of Infosys stock, according to a late September filing.…

Back-to-analogue computing model designed to mimic emergent properties of the brain Researchers in Italy have developed a physical system to mimic properties of human brains that they hope will massively reduce the power costs of neural networks fundamental to AI development.…

'Don't tell us you're about the community and then go do the business of Microsoft' Interview The role of Microsoft's .NET Foundation, set up for the governance and support of open-source .NET and related projects, has been questioned by a former board member who resigned in frustration.…

As replacement system faces delays, the incumbent reaps rewards Airwave, the company behind the supposed-to-be-defunct legacy data and voice network for the UK emergency services, is on track for projected profits of £1.2bn for the technology's extension period.…

Strategy shift to double down on Asia's continued digital economy boom nets a cool $1.38B from AustralianSuper Singapore-based telecoms provider Singtel is selling a huge chunk of its Australia Tower Network (ATN) to fund its 5G rollout, and beef up its data centre holdings.…

Freebie can manage production container workloads in rival clouds VMworld VMware's biggest admirers are also among its biggest challenges to growth.…

Stuff that’s already pretty much sorted with real money – like scaling transactions, security, and stopping crooks – need work The Hong Kong Monetary Authority (HKMA) has issued a technical perspective paper on central bank digital currencies (CBDCs), suggesting two viable designs but also finding seven issues that need to be nailed down before it would be comfortable implementing the "e-HKD".…

Automaker accused of using software to cover up defects. Regulator says non-crash blazes are 'rare events' America's National Highway Traffic Safety Administration on Monday denied a request to investigate the safety of Tesla’s electric car batteries following a series of vehicle fires in 2018 and 2019.…

It’s not DNS. There is no way it’s just DNS. It was BGP Updated Facebook has struggled back online today, though at the time of writing glitches are still very much a part of The Social Network™ experience.…

Blown up like a Death Star The US Supreme Court has brushed off Oracle’s complaint that it wasn't awarded the Pentagon's $10bn winner-takes-all Joint Enterprise Defense Infrastructure (JEDI) cloud contract.…

Deal could value chip maker at $25bn GlobalFoundries has filed for an initial public offering in the United States.…

Plus Russia arrests security boss, two Chrome flaws exploited In Brief A hospital that continued to admit patients during a ransomware attack has been sued over claims that a baby died after doctors and nurses failed to spot there was a problem due to networks being shut down.…

Did someone at Menlo Park flick the wrong switch? Updated Facebook and its other social media sites, WhatsApp and Instagram, fell offline today.…

High end workloads with Hyperscale (Citus) Microsoft has pushed PostgreSQL 14 into General Availability on Azure Hyperscale (Citus) regions and the company, famed for the occasional outage of its cloud and desktop platforms, has given an insight into what was involved.…

William Shatner joins crew for Bezos' number two The game of billionaire one-upmanship has continued with the confirmation that Blue Origin's next flight of its New Shepard sub-orbital capsule will contain veteran actor William Shatner.…

How convenient for influx of potential new voters Britain's National Cyber Force will be based in Lancashire, the government has said – though despite obvious clues neither the Ministry of Defence nor BAE Systems will confirm the force's planned new location.…

Was it REvil? We don't (yet) know for sure Ukrainian police have reportedly arrested two members of a ransomware gang – and while some have fingered REvil, no firm details have been published by cops from multiple countries.…

Company says 34.7% women in their workforce is pretty dang good A former office leader for SAP in Southeast Asia has accused the German software company of violating local laws by treating her differently from male counterparts during a corporate restructure and leaving her jobless.…

5 October shaping up to be a big day in Redmond While its licensing plans for enterprises might be infamously byzantine, Microsoft has confirmed pricing and availability of Office 2021 for consumers and small businesses.…

Fourth of nine scheduled planetary assists completed as spacecraft inches closer to releasing its orbiters The European Space Agency (ESA) and Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency's (JAXA) joint mission BepiColombo sent back its first photos of Mercury on Friday as it completed the fourth of nine planetary flybys enroute to study the solar system's smallest and innermost planet.…

Storage capacity of your hosts could take a hit VMware has warned users it will end support for non-persistent removable storage as a boot medium for its flagship vSphere VM-wrangler.…

Je suis un bork star Bork!Bork!Bork! Bork is continuing its European vacation with a French train ride through Rennes, showcasing the best efforts of Windows to baffle passengers.…

Browser monoculture bad Feature "Browser monoculture" is often bemoaned as a threat to the web. According to Statscounter, which tracks browser use, over 70 per cent of the market is made up of people using Google Chrome or another browser based on the underlying Chromium project.…

Like in the pricing department Review Logitech has shrunk its MX Keys wireless keyboard, but does a backlight justify Apple-esque pricing? We put it through its paces to find out.…

Terms and conditions apply, and that’s a good thing Opinion Personal data is the oil of the internet. The great engines of Facebook and Google pump it relentlessly, burning it at will to power their marketing monetisation magic. The pollution it creates in broken privacy, shattered politics and the corrupting force of hidden agendas, is out of control.…

You say 'temporary', they hear 'permanent' Who, Me? Start your week with a warning about those temporary emergency hacks that all too often end up permanent in today's edition of Who, Me?…

Plus: Experts dubious of Apple's AI algorithm being able to detect depression and anxiety In brief Self-driving car startups Cruise and Waymo are one step closer to launching commercial autonomous taxi fleets in California after the US state’s Department of Motor Vehicles granted them both relevant permits.…

Vid filming ended in deadly disaster A 29-year-old man alleged to have been part of a group that blew up at least 15 cash machines in Germany managed to kill himself and injure an associate last year while filming a video tutorial on how to blow up ATMs, according to European authorities.…

You better cough up for all this bandwidth, says broadband biz Netflix should cover bandwidth and maintenance costs of a surge in our network traffic, says South Korean ISP SK Broadband, which has taken legal action after subscribers flocked to watch the streaming giant’s latest Korean-language TV show Squid Game.…

Hand back the money or I'm letting the IRS know, says DeFi biz boss Robert Leshner, founder of decentralized finance biz Compound Labs, has asked for the return of roughly $90m worth of COMP tokens after a smart contract bug distributed more of the cryptocurrency than it should have.…

Stop cheering, you're meant to think this is a bad thing The Internet Archive has launched a campaign against tech regulation by setting up a Wayforward Machine, semi-parodying its famous Wayback Machine archiving site.…

That's the hope as distributed and heavy workloads promised a boost in targeting Oracle for high-end workloads Open-source database fans were given reason to celebrate this week with the release of PostgreSQL 14, an iteration of the RDBMS featuring performance improvements for heavy and distributed workloads.…

Another convocation of confusion from around the world that you may have missed Roundup Welcome to another lash-up of lunacy, as we gather together some odd and unusual stories from the past few days and pass them to you surreptitiously while suggesting "the swallows fly south at sunset" in a bad Hungarian accent.…

Cisco Talos spots early-stage campaign targeting low-info users A malware peddler has created a fake website posing as Amnesty International to serve gullible marks with software that claims to protect users against NSO Group's Pegasus malware. In fact it's a remote access Trojan (RAT).…

Sets sights on Salesforce and other SaaSy processes Erstwhile data-visualisation specialist Qlik is taking a stab at process automation as it bids to link up data, analytics, and action – bringing it into the territory of the big software-as-a-service applications.…

Gone are the days where you have to show a machine a gazillion images in different poses and lighting conditions Robots powered by neural networks are frustratingly brittle. They need to see numerous demonstrations of a specific task in simulation before they can begin to execute the same actions in the physical world. A new technique, however, promises to speed up the process.…

Spytech removed after staff outrage IKEA has removed hidden security cameras from its warehouse in Peterborough, England, after an employee spotted one in the ceiling void while using the toilet.…

Yes, it's UK's turn for a fuel shortage First it was bog roll and pasta shortages. Now people are panic-buying petrol to round out the post-pandemic/Brexit apocalypse.…

$15bn merger scrapped following scrutiny from US authorities Five9 shareholders have slammed the brakes on a proposed $15bn merger with videoconferencing giant Zoom.…

Including shielding techies against bad behaviour from dodgy umbrella firms Campaigners have urged the British government to fully fund a new single enforcement body (SEB) to protect workers' rights, including those who use unregulated umbrella companies.…

'Putting rocket boosters the size of Saturn V's F1 under Brit space biz.' Yikes. But where's the money, Boris? UK government has published its National Space Strategy [PDF], a document full of big ideas but according to some, no new funding.…

Industrial elegance on the Usk Geek's Guide to Britain Transporter bridges enjoyed only a rather brief period of popularity as the preferred way to get people and stuff across rivers. The first to be built was the Vizcaya Bridge over the River Nervion between Las Arenas and Portugalete in Spain, in 1893. The last one, crossing the River Mersey at Warrington, was built just 22 years later in 1915.…

Shut up and take my money Something for the Weekend, Sir? "Buy me a beer?" Sure, I buy beers for perfect strangers all the time. But you will have to wait your turn. There is a queue, and the other strangers are more reluctant to accept my hospitality.…

The answer won't surprise you On Call It's Friday mystery time as a Register reader finds himself embroiled in The Adventure Of The Haunted Computer. Welcome to On Call.…