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Telemetry from CDNs and data centres presented alongside a thousand promos to irritate your eyes Updated Cisco has decided the world needs its take on an outage map.…

.NET works in mysterious ways Microsoft has pushed out another preview of Visual Studio 2022 for Mac, stating that it provides a "truly native macOS experience."…

Move over 'dog ate my homework', there's a new excuse in town Google has come up with a cast-iron excuse for why the fingerprint sensor on its latest Pixel 6 series of smartphones appears to be so unreliable – and you're going to love it.…

Command line fun on Apple silicon with Canonical's lightweight VM manager An Apple Silicon version of Canonical's Multipass has arrived, adding another way of firing up Linux on an M1-powered Mac.…

Firm still manages to lose $48m while Italian Air Force waits to board Branson's space jalopy Rocket plane company Virgin Galactic is boasting that it has sold an additional 100 seats since sales kicked off again in September.…

Private-sector investment could unlock additional government cash British engineering and aerospace giant Rolls-Royce has secured funding to build nuclear power stations based on small modular reactor (SMR) technology.…

Double-digit declines in Germany, UK, France and 15 other countries Server sales across the European channel fell to their lowest level in four years over the third quarter of 2021, as the long-awaited recovery in infrastructure spending failed to show up – with shrinking volumes reported for 18 countries.…

Where Mark leads, Jensen follows Nvidia sees itself as a hardware overlord of the "metaverse" and dropped some hints about the operation of a parallel 3D universe in which our cartoon selves can work, play and interact.…

Market for related services driving an M&A feeding frenzy Analysis As Microsoft takes down the virtual bunting from its online Ignite jamboree, it's time to reflect that, whatever the tech news from the Redmond software factory, it is only one piece of the puzzle for users in need of a successful project.…

Plus further step toward a full desktop on Apple M1 Arm Macs While folks straddling the worlds of both Windows and Linux will appreciate the shiny NTFS support in version 5.15 of the open-source kernel, Arm device users may find more to appreciate in the following release.…

Expect to shell out around $500k to take it home Anyone interested in an Apple I hand built by Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak circa 1976 has until 11:30 am PST today to make a bid as the rare computer goes up for auction at John Moran Auctioneers outside Los Angeles, California.…

Puts a whole new spin on 'To boldly go where no one has gone before' Four astronauts departed the International Space Station on Monday, and made their way safely back to Earth wearing diapers after their SpaceX capsule's toilet broke down.…

'Homtruck' also packs a tea maker, washing machine, the feel of a bamboo forest – and a roadmap to autonomous ops Chinese auto maker Geely, which owns Volvo, Lotus and other car brands, has unveiled a hybrid electric truck it says will go on sale in 2024 offering all the comforts of home.…

Didn't act until CERT stepped in and pointed out problems Indian infosec consultancy CyberX9 claims it twice found records of 43.9 million shareholders exposed by systems operated by Central Depository Services Limited (CDSL) – and that the depository company responded slowly to its alerts of significant vulnerabilities.…

Big Red's 33rd region to mitigate Southeast Asia demand Oracle has flicked the switch on another cloud region in Singapore.…

Robinhood, Robinhood, had a data leak. Robinhood, Robinhood, infosec was weak Investment app Robinhood has revealed an extortionist accessed its internal systems and siphoned off customer data after tricking a support desk worker.…

US appeals court allows legal battle to resume, says it will be an 'easy case' Spyware maker NSO Group cannot use its government clients to shield itself from litigation, a US appeals court ruled on Monday, a decision that allows WhatsApp's lawsuit against the Israel-based firm to resume.…

Microsoft cloud first to privately preview Milan-X parts AMD teased a bunch of enterprise-class developments today, from claiming the AI and HPC accelerator crown to word of 3D-stacked cache, all perhaps to spoil rival Nvidia's forthcoming GPU conference.…

'Understanding the meaning of such expressions relies on shared cultural and commonsense cues' ... which machines lack, new study details Unlike most humans, AI chatbots struggle to respond appropriately in text-based conversations when faced with idioms, metaphors, rhetorical questions, and sarcasm.…

American, European officials announce raft of arrests, indictments, sanctions, rewards In a major ransomware bust US and European authorities on Monday announced separate but related indictments and arrests linked to extortionware attacks on IT service provider Kaseya and other firms.…

Plus: Uncle Sam gets tough on patching, NIST needs you, and more In brief A consortium of private equity types have stumped up $12bn in cash to acquire what's left of McAfee the company plus another couple of billion to pay off its debts.…

Both released with new features and better performance Microsoft has released .NET 6.0 with long-term support, and Visual Studio 2022, its all-purpose Windows IDE.…

Finding the hardware hard to come by? The software is just a download away It's been a while, but the Raspberry Pi OS has had a major version bump, taking this flavour of Linux for the diminutive computer to Debian Bullseye.…

Webshells and backdoors come with Chinese instructions Palo Alto Networks' Unit 42 research team has said criminals using tools accompanied by Chinese instructions gained access to high-interest networks and stole passwords after exploiting at least 370 password management services in the US.…

Real-time bidding advertising tested by European authorities Belgian's data protection authorities are set to make a ruling which could have far-reaching implications for the multibillion-euro online advertising market in Europe.…

'There are things we'd like to do that we can't simply achieve through extensions in GNOME' System76, makers of Linux PCs and laptops running Pop!_OS, has spoken about its plans to create a new desktop written in Rust as an evolution of its current GNOME-based product.…

We've signed everyone up for PornHub Premium, crow immature attackers Miscreants have hijacked the systems of Angling Direct, diverting traffic from its websites to Pornhub and threatening to wipe its internal data.…

Plus: Waymo's self-driving cars are mapping the mean streets of NYC In brief Alphabet has launched a new AI company, Isomorphic Labs, focused on developing new drugs.…

Scaling up or down – how do you cope? Reg Reader Survey Technology in the 2020s is very forgiving, particularly if our processing happens in the cloud. By this, we mean that if things start to perform sub-optimally, the issue is usually quite easy to resolve.…

Replacement in preparation for 10 years, but not quite ready to replicate legacy functionality The UK's Customs Handling of Import and Export Freight (CHIEF) system is set to retire in 2023, according to a National Audit Office, 10 years after plans to phase it out began and 29 years after it came into service.…

Are you syncing what I'm syncing? Opinion "I don't want AI," the message read. "I don't want the metaverse. I just want my Teams calendar to sync with my Google calendar."…

I don't care about your problems, it works fine here Who, Me? Although a little late for Halloween, today's entry into the Who, Me? archives concerns mysterious outages and some electrics that were perhaps a touch too cunning.…

Nvidia partner EVGA voids warranties - that'll show whoever nabbed 'em, or maybe flush them out US-based Nvidia partner EVGA has reported that a shipment of GPUs it was sending to a distribution centre has been stolen from a truck.…

COVID didn't stop crooks, but law enforcement doesn't seem to have realised Public reports of computer-linked crimes are soaring thanks to a huge rise in data breaches, even as prosecutions against Computer Misuse Act offenders slump.…

It's not a place to spend all day, but a useful alternative when friends are distant, or the real world is dangerous I've spent rather a lot of time lately in an online environment that nails the Oxford Dictionary's definition of a metaverse – "a virtual-reality space in which users can interact with a computer-generated environment and other users" – and I find it so useful I expect to visit it frequently in future.…

Centaur's brains will be transplanted to make hybrid AI tech for Chipzilla Taiwanese manufacturer VIA has traded employees from its CPU design subsidiary Centaur Technology to Intel.…

Offers scant details to back assertions, won't say where chips have been deployed Tencent Cloud, China's third-largest cloud by revenue behind Alibaba and Huawei, has revealed that three home-grown chips are powering its services – and claimed they offer world-beating performance.…

Season Two looks like it'll be a courtroom drama Netflix has rejected the premise of the lawsuit brought against it by South Korean telco SK Broadband, which demanded the streaming video giant pay up for the colossal amount of bandwidth consumed by hit shows such as Squid Game.…

'We are absolutely losing some science' Feature Hundreds of scientists around the world have been quietly volunteering their time to prevent low Earth orbit satellites from destroying astronomy.…

Turns out making code public with the right fine-print is harder than rocket science Houston, we've had a problem: our rocket scientists don't entirely understand the nuances of software licensing.…

Low Earth orbit is going to be chockablock with broadband-beaming birds Amazon wants to launch another 4,538 satellites to provide wireless broadband internet under Project Kuiper, according to a fresh filing to America's communications watchdog.…

Chocolate Factory thirst hidden behind non-disclosure agreement claims Google says responsible water usage is one of its top sustainability goals but the mega-corp tries to keep its data center water usage secret.…

Even your telly is now a moneymaking gadget for someone else A Register reader triggered a kerfuffle for Samsung after asking the electronics biz if he could disable large and intrusive adverts splattered across his new smart TV's programme guide.…

Finally – a purpose for the least-used key on your keyboard Do you remember the days before desktop processors needed heatsinks? Are you wearied by the constant churn of new computer tech that never seems to make things easier?…

No more loyalty deals or spanking customers for going elsewhere The US Federal Trade Commission (FTC) has approved a final order intended to curb Broadcom's "anticompetitive conduct."…

That thing about discontinuing technical content was all a 'misunderstanding' IBMers were last week treated to a re-enactment of the Hokey Cokey*, sources claim, as staff working on Redbooks technical papers were told of planned reassignment, only to be told days later by the architect of the change that it was all a "misunderstanding."…

Eight years after Snowden, you'll never know how much they spy on you… The US Supreme Court this week refused [PDF] to hear a case that would have forced the country's hush-hush Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court (FISC) to explain its justifications for giving the Feds the right to help themselves to bulk amounts of the public's data.…

Beta and Release Preview Channels receive a fix while Dev gets Windows Subsystem for Android Microsoft has rushed out updates to its Windows 11 beta and release preview channels to deal with an expired digital certificate - while at the same time confirming bleeding-edge testers will as last get the fabled Windows Subsystem for Android.…