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Internet's safe-keepers forced to postpone crucial DNSSEC root key signing ceremony – no, not a hacker attack, but because they can't open a safe
Online security process stalled by offline security screw-up The organization that keeps the internet running behind-the-scenes was forced to delay an important update to the global network – because it was locked out of one of its own safes.…
Ever dream of being an astronaut? Now’s your chance. NASA wants new people for the Moon and Mars
You'll need a STEM degree and the ability to be a steely-eyed rocket person You knew this day would come, and hopefully you’ve made some smart choices along the way, because it is time to apply to become an astronaut. Yes, a real-life astronaut.…
Cisco: We warned months ago our sales would be a bit glum, we did not disappoint, and don't expect changes soon. PS: We axed Cisco Live Oz
The aristocrats! The aristocrats! As feared, Cisco saw its sales slip slightly from last quarter as customers held off on buying new network and comms gear.…
It's official: In May, Microsoft will close the door, lock the vault, brick over the entrance of dreaded Windows 10 1809
Now let us never speak of this again Microsoft has confirmed that the ill-fated Windows 10 1809 update has just three months left to live.…
What's the German word for stalling technology rollouts over health fears? Cos that plus 5G equals Switzerland
Technologieverzögerung? Uh, Kommunikationsbürokratie? Switzerland has stalled the rollout of next-gen 5G mobile networks over health concerns.…
Crypto-upstart subpoenas Glassdoor to unmask ex-staff believed to be behind negative reviews. EFF joins the fray
Parent of Kraken wants to know who's daring to speak their mind The Electronic Frontier Foundation has teamed up with Glassdoor to fight off a cryptocurrency exchange that is trying to discover which of its ex-employees may have dissed the firm online.…
Mobile World Congress now none of those things as 2020 industry megashow axed over coronavirus fears
Mass drop-outs prove too costly for European comms conference MWC Good news for anyone who fancies a cheap vacation in Spain at the end of the month: this year's MWC Barcelona has been officially cancelled.…
Microsoft and Oracle, sitting in a cloud... in-ter-ope-ra-bi-li-ty: Friends-with-benefits deal is working out nicely for both
I'll show you my customers if you show me yours Oracle has continued its attempt to gain ground on cloud rivals by expanding its data centres and extending last year's love-in with Microsoft.…
Razr sharp foldable: Samsung whips out Galaxy Z Flip – and, oh snap, it's £1,300
Barring a blip, still set for Valentine's ship date Samsung has unfolded its Galaxy Z Flip, its second stab at the nascent foldable phone market – which the vendor will be hoping goes better than the previous model that fell apart in the hands of multiple reviewers.…
Another Windows 10 build sneaks out amid all the foldable fandango
Hey kids, put down those folding fondleslabs and get on Slow Ring with Grandpa Windows As if to remind a Microsoft world engorged with excitement at the new and shiny Windows 10X, the Insider team emitted an update last night to point out that vanilla Windows 10 is still a thing.…
Aw, look. The UK is still trying really hard to be the 'safest place to be online in the world'
Ofcom awarded powers to police harmful content on social media – because the pr0n block went so well UK comms watchdog Ofcom is to be handed new powers to police social media's handling of harmful content.…
MWC now means 'Mostly Without Companies', as Nokia, HMD Global, Facebook, and BT drop out
Samsung and Huawei still in, for now Another day, another bunch of wary vendors have dropped out of MWC over fears of the novel coronavirus. This time it's Nokia, BT, Vodafone and Deutsche Telekom that are withdrawing.…
Dual screens, fast updates, no registry cruft and security in mind: Microsoft gives devs the lowdown on Windows 10X
Huge changes for how apps run but will it win over users? Microsoft has made some bold claims about its forthcoming Windows 10X operating system, which will run on the dual-screen Surface Neo device.…
Report on AI in UK public sector: Some transparency on how government uses it to govern us would be nice
Ya think? A new report from the Committee for Standards in Public life has criticised the UK government's stance on transparency in AI governance and called for ethics to be "embedded" in the frameworks.…
Netgear's routerlogin.com HTTPS cert snafu now has a live proof of concept
And the company reaction is: not even 'meh' An infosec researcher has published a JavaScript-based proof of concept for the Netgear routerlogin.com vulnerability revealed at the end of January.…
Parks and recreation escalate efforts to take back control of field terrorised by thug geese
Goosey goosey gander, whither shall I wander? Wherever the f*** I want Geese are a crowd favourite at petting zoos for tot-flattening abilities rivalled only by the goat. This also means they are not to be trifled with, as a small Pennsylvanian town has discovered.…
Deutsche Bank calls in AWS, Microsoft and Google to tout for cloud biz: Come in to tender, deal value unknown
One of the Big Three will snap up floaty tech pact within 'months' Deutsche Bank has reportedly invited bids from Microsoft, Google, and Amazon to pitch for cloud services and other project work as part of a major tech investment scheduled over the next two years.…
UK contractors planning 'mass exodus' ahead of IR35 tax clampdown – survey
One staff outsourcer snaps back: It's no biggie, you've just got 'to pay a bit more tax' More than half of the contractors and consultants working for private companies plan to leave their clients rather than face Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs' tax reforms, according to a new study.…
Fake docs rock real docs: Ex-Wall St guy accused of conning medics out of £27m for bogus cryptocurrency fund using faked paperwork
He spent the dosh on himself rather than invest it as promised, prosecutors claim Prosecutors have charged a man with wire fraud and money laundering after he allegedly raked in £27m ($35m) from a cryptocurrency scheme that largely targeted doctors.…
Startup Mycroft AI declares it will fight 'patent troll' tooth and nail after its Linux voice-assistant attracts lawsuit
OK Google, a little help here? An AI startup is battling a patent-infringement lawsuit filed against it for building an open-source Linux-based voice-controlled assistant.…
NBD: A popular HTTP-fetching npm code library used by 48,000 other modules retires, no more updates coming
Downloaded 17m times a week, now coders should consider an alternative After eleven months of planning, the npm-distributed request module has been deprecated, meaning the popular JavaScript code library for making HTTP requests is no longer supported and won't receive further updates.…
Astroboffins agog after spotting the first repeating fast radio burst that pings every 16 days from another galaxy
Aliens? Or something more prosaic? We're hoping for aliens Astronomers have, for the first time, detected a fast radio burst that spews powerful radio signals from the distant depths of space on a regular schedule, according to fresh research.…
Uncle Sam: Secretly spying on networks around the world without telling anyone, Huawei? But that's OUR job
Chinese mega-maker denies latest allegations of backdoor shenanigans An almighty row broke out on Tuesday over the cops-only backdoor Huawei builds into its cellular network products and who exactly can access it.…
You, FCC, tell us again why cities are only allowed to charge rich telcos $270 to attach 5G tech to utility poles?
Well, we just reached inside our ass and pulled it out, regulator tells court The controversial decision by the FCC to impose a $270 limit on what cities are allowed to charge mobile operators for hosting a 5G cell on their utility poles finally came up for judicial review this week.…
If you're running Windows, I feel bad for you, son. Microsoft's got 99 problems, better fix each one
Meanwhile, we're still squashing bugs in Adobe Flash Player... plus stuff from Intel and SAP Patch Tuesday It's going to be a busy month for IT administrators as Microsoft, Intel, Adobe, and SAP have teamed up to deliver a bumper crop of security fixes for Patch Tuesday.…
Sprint-T-Mobile US merger: Bad for competition? Good for standing up to Verizon, AT&T? NYC court goes with the latter
Judge approves $26bn deal, individual states not quite so happy A federal district judge in New York City has approved the $26bn merger of telecom rivals Sprint and T-Mobile US, eliciting enthusiasm from company executives and investors.…
Oh good, the FTC has discovered acqui-hires... American watchdog to probe decade of Big Tech takeovers
Hope they've got a dump truck or three to deliver paperwork covering years of acquisitions An American biz watchdog has stepped up its probe into possible market abuse by Big Tech – Amazon, Apple, Facebook, Google and Microsoft – by demanding information on all acquisitions not reported to antitrust authorities in the past decade.…
Ever had a script you just can't scratch? Excel on the web now has just the thing
It won't be like VBA this time, we promise Microsoft has brought in Office Scripts for Excel on the web and pushed out the XLOOKUP function, a replacement for the well-used VLOOKUP, to both web and desktop versions of the spreadsheet program.…
In a high-security preview, we got our claws on Samsung's Galaxy S20 and S20+... which are annoyingly good
Three cameras, two models – and someone at Sammy likes SD cards The long-awaited – and highly leaked – Samsung Galaxy S20, S20 Plus, and S20 Ultra flagship phones are finally here along with official glimpses of the folding Galaxy Z.…
S20 Ultra 5G: Samsung unfurls Galaxy flagship with bonkers 108MP cam, 6.9-inch display
If you tell my hand, my achy-breaky hand, it might fling up and hit the fan What even is a flagship mobe these days? In the past few years, punters have been blessed with a bevy of top-notch blowers from firms like OnePlus, Xiaomi and Honor that cost less than £500. In 2020, what's the point of spending more than a grand on a phone?…
B-but it doesn't get viruses! Not so, Apple fanbois: Mac malware is growing faster than nasties going for Windows
So says Malwarebytes, anyway Software nasties targeted at MacOS are on the increase faster than ones for Windows, according to antivirus biz Malwarebytes.…
It's a Bing thing: Microsoft drops plans to shove unloved search engine down throats of unsuspecting enterprises
Default-hijacking browser extension pulled from Office Pro Plus installations Microsoft has U-turned on plans to automatically switch browser search defaults to Bing when users install Office 365 Pro Plus.…
Crypto AG backdooring rumours were true, say German and Swiss news orgs after explosive docs leaked
One for the Cold War infosec veterans: CIA and BND literally owned the firm Swiss encryption machine company Crypto AG was secretly owned by the US CIA and a West German spy agency at the height of the Cold War, according to explosive revelations in the Swiss and German media today.…
Microsoft's little eyes light up as Oscar-winning Taika Waititi says Apple keyboards make him 'want to go back to PCs'
Literally just for the keyboard. Pipe down, Panos Surface supremo Panos Panay took time out from fondling his slabs (and ordering up new business cards) to make a proposal last night to Oscar-winning filmmaker Taika Waititi.…
Tens of millions of biz Dell PCs smacked by privilege-escalation bug in bundled troubleshooting tool
If you don't have auto-update switched on, time to patch Dell has copped to a flaw in SupportAssist – a Windows-based troubleshooting program preinstalled on nearly every one of its newer devices running the OS – that allows local hackers to load malicious files with admin privileges.…
Ever wondered how Google-less Android might look? Step right this Huawei: Mate 30 Pro arrives on British shores
Ignores 'unwanted' presses from the fat-fingered too, apparently After almost four months on sale in its native China, the Google-free Huawei Mate 30 Pro is finally coming to the UK as a Carphone Warehouse exclusive.…
You want a Y2K crash? FINE! Here's a poorly computer
Now please stop showering cash on consultants Y2K Welcome to Y2K, a mercifully occasional dip into that time, 20 years ago, when the IT world seemed to lose its collective mind, and governments were only too keen to empty their collective pockets.…
Coin of Vantage looks good to Etix Everywhere: US bit barn beast eats European rival in bid to crack the Continent
A little Shakespearean data centre drama for you There is a disturbance in the bit barn market – Vantage Data Centers has swallowed rival Etix Everywhere as part of a $2bn expansion in Europe.…
MWC now stands for 'Most Won't Come': Intel, Vivo and MediaTek drop out of mobile industry kneesup over coronavirus
Plus: We know people are dying but OMG! China smartphone sales could plunge 50%, say analysts Intel is the latest big name to withdraw from the Mobile World Congress trade show, due to take place in Barcelona later this month amid growing fears about the coronavirus epidemic.…
Microsoft ups the ante with fix-fixing patch that leaves some Windows Server 2008 machines unable to boot
She applied the fix to fix the fix... I don't know why she did the apply. Perhaps it'll die Like a needy ex-partner that just won't let go, Microsoft's legacy OSes continue to cling to the Windows behemoth's ankles. Windows Server 2008 and Windows 7 have once again been bashed with the borkage bat.…
Fujitsu warns HMRC Projects team that 30% of them could be out of a job come April
No jokes, just less work for them in the cloudy era Fujitsu is clipping the workforce that provides Projects work for Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs (UK taxman HMRC) following a reduction in the level of business.…
Voyager 2 gets back to sciencing while 'unstoppable' Iran promises world more 'Great Iranian Satellites'
Also: UK's OneWeb fires off 34 sats and NG-13 Cygnus scrubbed Roundup There was good news and bad news for space fans last week as a veteran probe lived to transmit for another day while issues with a new spacecraft became all too clear.…
NexDock 2 revisited: Could it be more than a handy Pi hole?
The Register goes virtual and gets a bit remote with DeX Review We had a play with the crowdfunded NexDock 2 last month and came to the conclusion that the machine was a handy host for Raspberry Pi-type devices on the move, for a price, but the Samsung DeX experience soon left us pining for a "proper" laptop.…
Coronavirus to decimate server supply chain, analysts claim: Sales to fall 10% as factories stay shut
And it turns out there was an upside to the US-China trade war Global server shipments are forecast to drop nearly 10 per cent in the first quarter of 2020 as the coronavirus epidemic hits production lines in China, according to new figures from Digitimes Research.…
Crazy idea but hear us out... With robots taking people's jobs, can we rethink this whole working to survive thing?
A nation of takeout deliverers The adoption of industrial robots in France makes manufacturing businesses more productive and profitable but at the expense of jobs, according to a recent paper presented by the National Bureau of Economic Research, a private, non-profit, non-partisan research organization in America.…
Raw sunlight is going to cause our asteroid belt to spin itself to death by YORPing – but not for another six billion years
The cosmic ballet goes on... We all know the Sun's eventually going to expand and envelop the Earth, but for smaller objects further away our star will still be deadly, as its light will cause asteroids to literally spin themselves to death.…
Forgotten motherboard driver turns out to be perfect for slipping Windows ransomware past antivirus checks
Old Gigabyte code lets file-scrambling RobbinHood go undetected A kernel-level driver for old PC motherboards has been abused by criminals to hijack Windows computers, disable antivirus, and hold files to ransom.…
Meet Clippy 9000: Microsoft brags about building Earth's largest AI language model, refuses to let it out of the lab
El Reg has also invented the warp drive but, ah jeez, we're told we can't show anyone. Shame. It's a tough one There’s a new giant AI language model in town: enter Microsoft’s Turing-NLG system, which apparently contains a whopping 17 billion parameters, making it the largest publicly known model of its class yet.…
Game over, LAN, game over! Windows software nasty Emotet spotted spreading via brute-forced Wi-Fi networks
And shares with guessable passwords A new variant of the notorious Emotet Windows malware is able to spread wirelessly by brute-forcing Wi-Fi network passwords and scanning for shared drives to infect.…
Google's second stab at preserving both privacy and ad revenue draws fire
With PIGIN skewered, take a look at this lovely TURTLEDOVE Last month, Google withdrew a poorly received web proposal for ad management called PIGIN, short for Private Interest Groups, Including Noise, and replaced it with a better branded spec called TURTLEDOVE.…
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