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If he said it on Twitter it must be all above board, right? Cryptocurrency enthusiast Elon Musk has attracted scorn after floating the idea of changing the name of Boca Chica, Texas, to "Starbase."…

For now, you get Dell and Pure Storage-as-a-service and more metallic locations Equinix is weeks away from unleashing Ampere’s 128-core Altra server CPUs in its “Metal” not-quite cloud service.…

One warning email.... then three years of backup gone in a flash, says storage exec Cohesity exec Chris Colotti has said that Kaseya Spanning eradicated years of backup data belonging to him after he unwittingly breached a usage limit for an account that was supposed to have no pre-set limits, and then didn't upgrade his plan within a five-day period.…

Seeing as Google thinks no one cares about location records, we'll remove street addresses from all our sites, says compliance chief Sectigo’s chief compliance officer has hit out at Google for minimizing the visibility of Extended Validation HTTPS certificates in Chrome.…

Hackers are friends not foes, says Alyssa Miller in this opening argument for our latest debate Register debate Welcome to the latest Register Debate in which writers discuss technology topics, and you – the reader – choose the winning argument. The format is simple: a motion is proposed, the argument for the motion is published today, and the argument against will be published on Friday.…

No broadband or bedroom though, so you'll have to sign up for sats or build your own Stuck in a flat in London, Tokyo, New York or another less lovely urban area for the pandemic?…

Terms of deal not disclosed as Big Blue insists it wasn't wrong, but merely didn't follow design standards British insurer Direct Line has settled a High Court case it brought against IBM for £36m after alleging Big Blue fatally bungled a far-reaching Agile methodology-based insurance platform IT project.…

Pitches 'shared fate' scheme as an upgrade to current convention of cloud sec being your problem Google and insurance colossi Allianz and Munich Re have teamed on a special insurance policy tailored to the G-Cloud.…

Product consolidation roadmap? Not yet. But all involved say the combo will work out just fine Private equity group TPG has acquired security vendor Thycotic and announced it will merge it with another recent acquisition, Centrify.…

When there are passphrases, there is inherent risk, says Redmond Ignite Microsoft has said it will add end-to-end encryption for some one-to-one Teams calls later this year – and urged folks to move away from using passwords with Azure AD.…

Not so fast, says infosec boffin, because crims know returning workers will be easy prey Kaspersky Lab CEO Eugene Kaspersky has suggested that the end of the COVID-19 pandemic will bring a slowdown in cyber-crime.…

Mainframe operating system to get more AI, hybrid cloud cred, expanded coprocessor support IBM has teased a significant update to its z/OS mainframe operating system.…

Good tech policy vital as Asian states climb out of the COVID-19 crunch ASEAN, the trade and security bloc comprising ten Southeast Asia countries, has admitted its five-year ICT Masterplan could have been better-designed, didn't deliver on some goals, and lacked the policy underpinnings that would have improved its chances of success.…

Chipzilla vows to appeal verdict Intel was told on Tuesday to cough up $2.18bn in damages after losing a patent-infringement court battle against VLSI Technology, a Silicon Valley veteran rejuvenated by an intellectual property fight.…

Patch ASAP: Holes used to raid top-tier targets and stash info in Kim Dotcom's old cloud file locker Microsoft says Beijing-backed hackers are exploiting four zero-day vulnerabilities in Exchange Server to steal data from US-based defense contractors, law firms, and infectious disease researchers.…

Full stack means fully locked in – oh shoot, did we say that out loud? Ignite Microsoft on Tuesday launched Azure Percept – a full stack of technologies to run AI code at the network edge – during its annual Ignite conference.…

Lawmakers look to FCC to become a 'cop on the beat' The decade-long battle over net neutrality in America has returned. Again.…

Unauthorized versions of CuPy and other projects flood PyPI The Python Package Index, also known as PyPI, has removed 3,653 malicious packages uploaded days after a security weakness in the use of private and public registries was highlighted.…

Beachheads open up on both sides of the Atlantic Apple is facing a fresh round of battles on both sides of the Atlantic over its App Store and iPhone policies.…

Citizen development platform where everything looks like Excel Ignite Microsoft today introduced Power Fx, a low-code language for its Power Platform, but it is not altogether new, being extracted from the existing formula language for what the company calls canvas apps.…

You may be interested in tech, but backers want to know about revenue 'multipliers' SAP aims to convert €5bn in revenue from support and software licences into cloud subscriptions over the next five years, according to the German software giant's CFO.…

Ok, so you have 2.7 million developers.... one for every phone you might sell in 2025? Huawei's sales and shipments may be shrinking like a snowball in the Sahara, but armed with App Gallery platform stats, it is trying to put on a brave public showing.…

New Windows Server ahoy - but the company would rather talk about Azure Ignite Microsoft has released a preview of Windows Server 2022, with "secured core", improved Windows Containers, and MsQuic protocol support in the kernel.…

Neanderthal ear scans support idea they could hear us and had a 'type of human language' Computerised tomography scans and auditory bioengineering models of fossilised Neanderthals ears suggest our closest extinct cousins had a hearing range necessary to process human speech.…

Feeds growing market for edge kit with gear rated for temps below freezing Lenovo has updated its edge computing hardware portfolio, adding two rugged compact machines to its ThinkEdge line-up.…

Microsoft's OS might be time-expired, but the pastry is, well, far too edible Bork!Bork!Bork! While the French may project their borkage as art onto the wall of a Lyon tunnel, Brits seem to prefer theirs glaring down balefully from a screen in a sausage roll emporium in Yateley.…

It's your computer, not ours – but we may go ahead and update it for you, says team The Linux Mint team has introduced a fix for a memory leak it does not fully understand: restarting the Cinnamon desktop.…

And they're getting into the ransomware game too, warns Sophos Gootkit financial malware has been resurrected to fling ransomware payloads at unwitting marks, according to Sophos.…

Network Solutions hasn't confirmed what happened, though The short-lived theft of Perl.com in late January is believed to have been the result of a social engineering attack that convinced registrar Network Solutions to alter the domain's records without valid authorization.…

Special vote to sack UK internet registry's CEO and chairman coming later this month The board of .uk internet registry operator Nominet is again under pressure after support to fire the organisation’s CEO and chairman hit a critical milestone.…

Goes deep on Docker and adopts ‘strangler fig’ pattern to replace legacy platform Netflix has revealed it’s built a new media ingestion and distribution platform and expects to spend much of 2021 on a migration from what it describes as a “large and complicated legacy system”.…

Matter held not for long... but for long enough Video Physicists have trapped a sliver of the world’s coldest plasma in a magnetic "bottle" for the first time, taking the first tentative steps towards building increasingly realistic simulations of the interiors of stars.…

Japan doubles up for AWS, Indonesia warms up for Microsoft as Alibaba and Google lie in wait AWS and Microsoft have expanded their Asian cloud presences.…

Wuhan Hongxin Semiconductor’s 7nm ambitions are dust One of China’s next-generation chipmakers appears to have collapsed, potentially hampering the nation’s march to silicon-self-sufficiency.…

Online banking and thousands of machines went offline while the mess was cleaned up Japan’s Mizuho Bank has apologised after data migration work turned its ATMs into card-eating monsters, prevented customers from withdrawing their cash and impacted online banking.…

Stops well short of ordering govt action as fresh discrimination lawsuit filed President Joe Biden has weighed into a battle over unionization taking place at an Amazon warehouse in Alabama, posting a video in which he warns that “it's not up to an employer to decide” if their workers’ unionize and that “there should be no intimidation, no coercion, no threats, no anti-union propaganda.”…

Bug keeps Mercedes, Venturi teams out of qualifying race Swiss Formula E driver Edoardo Mortara ended up in hospital after a software error left him driving into a safety wall at the ABB FIA Formula E World Championship in Diriyah, Saudia Arabia, on Saturday.…

Hong Kong-based suspect wanted to create rival startup using pilfered silicon carbide MOSFET blueprints – claim A Chinese businessman has been accused by the US government of trying to steal silicon secrets from General Electric (GE).…

But the Chocolate Factory has workers' privacy at heart. No, really Google is nudging its G Suite Workspace tools further toward a hybrid workplace with the addition of services aimed at frontline workers, among other tweaks and enhancements.…

'BigQuery is pretty fast anyway so you'd really need to value the extra speed' Google has introduced a caching layer in Big Query - its cloud data warehouse - designed to speed up responses to users as they explore and experiment with data.…

Hmm. Fancy new phone you've got there... shame if nothing were to happen to it Fed up with Apple’s walled garden? Fancy running some unauthorised code on your shiny new iPhone? Unafraid of major security risks? The team behind iOS jailbreaking tool unc0ver just released version 6.0.0, bringing with it support for iOS versions 11 to 14.3.…

Something for rocket fans and rocket financiers to chew on Small-satellite flinger Rocket Lab today confirmed a merger with Vector Acquisition Corporation, as well as plans for a considerably heftier launcher.…

The fun started at the same time as border skirmishes Security intelligence firm Recorded Future's Insikt Group has written a paper alleging China was behind attacks on India's electricity grid.…

Big Blue extends its cloud to run anywhere - including competing public clouds Interview IBM's multi-cloud (and on-premise) Satellite service is now available, a managed Kubernetes product "rooted in Red Hat OpenShift," according to the company's Cloud CTO Jason McGee.…

You've just got to have 5G... except when you don't US telco Verizon is advising customers to not access its 5G network – for the sake of their phone's battery life – mere days after spending $45bn on new radio spectrum.…

Plus: Deepfake Tom Cruise has arrived on TikTok, and new ML algo that beats humans at classic Atari games In Brief Lawyers at Google have been criticised by the company’s AI researchers for watering down negative language in their academic papers.…

Future punters won't need to comb landfill for their bitcoin, we suppose Britain's government is mulling a proposal from the cross-party Environmental Audit Committee (EAC) that would force online retailers to collect old electronics from customers for recycling.…

Pinch, punch, first day of the month Code automation stalwarts have endured a frustrating start to the week after GitHub Action began tottering this morning, taking a number of carefully crafted workflows down with it.…

Vulture trounced at Revs and Elite, hopes to admire ancient kit in May The UK's cathedrals of geekdom are set to reopen in May as The National Museum of Computing (TNMOC) celebrated the successful conclusion of its retro-themed Microlympics.…

Nope, COVID-19 is not a catch-all excuse for backdoor deals Column The news that openDemocracy is calling for a legal review of Matt Hancock’s allegedly illegal deal with Palantir is a sign of two things: that things have gone wrong and are going wronger in government health policy; and that there are still ways to start to put it right.…