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If you're looking around - there's a lot on offer Job Alert It's Friday and The Reg's Job Alert column is back with another list of work opportunities.…

'If that is true, that is a horrendous admission' – analyst ServiceNow, the company that sees itself dominating enterprise software via workflow tools, has told customers contractual arrangements will not be altered as it wrestles with economic stresses accompanying a pandemic.…

A week of wobbles ends in a good, old fashioned TITSUP* Code shack GitHub has rounded out the week with "elevated error rates" as developers learned that Friday is a day for bacon sandwiches rather than pull requests.…

But it does have a name. 'Firefox Private Network' is out, ‘Mozilla VPN’ is in. The Mozilla Foundation has announced it will soon launch its VPN.…

And look, confirmed hacker sitting up front Bork!Bork!Bork! Those wondering if perhaps there were nefarious actors at work back in 2016, influencing the electorate, need look no further than some software on a London bus tidying up after itself.…

eROSITA telescope shows a busy, energetic universe Pic Astronomers have mapped the hot gas floating in our Milky Way for the first time – and identified more than a million X-ray-emitting objects in the universe – by piecing together images snapped by the eROSITA telescope.…

Time for the Windows pantomime: 'Oh yes it does...' 'Oh no it doesn't' On Call Hey, it's the 111th of March, or thereabouts. How will you celebrate this milestone? May we suggest a biscuit, a beverage of your choice and the schadenfreude that comes from a dip into The Register's On Call mailbag.…

Threesome now plan to march East and conquer Europe Chinese consumer tech enfant terrible Xiaomi has bunged a special NFC chip into its fitness wearable, giving it the power to serve as a Mastercard in Russia.…

It's The Reg wot warned it The UK government last night confirmed it has aborted its ill-conceived coronavirus contact-tracing phone app – blaming protections and battery-saving restrictions in Apple’s iOS for its failure.…

Two models get hot-fixes, er, looks like 77 more to go? Netgear has issued patches to squash security vulnerabilities in two router models that can be exploited to, for instance, open a superuser-level telnet backdoor.…

Freeform Dynamics took a look at survey submissions, now shares its report for you to pore over Analysis Every organisation realizes and understands storage is important – or should do. Users, customers, and executives all want instant access to information, using whatever tools they wish to use. And then there are the demands of auditors and regulators. Storage is anything but invisible.…

Analyst predicts seven-football-fields-per-minute printing plunge Analyst firm IDC says the printer industry has been kicked right in the COVIDs.…

Although Huawei’s details are rather thin on this one Despite looming US government bans preventing access to American technology, Huawei has announced a new server based on the third-generation Intel Xeon scalable processors launched just this week.…

Won't say who the attackers are working for – just don't mention 中国 Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called a snap press conference to reveal that the nation is under cyber-attack by a state-based actor, but the nation’s infosec advice agency says that while the attacker has gained access to some systems it has not conducted “any disruptive or destructive activities within victim environments.”…

Data pilfered from PeopleSoft HR database sold to tax fraudsters, it is claimed US federal authorities said they had arrested Justin Sean Johnson in Detroit, Michigan, on charges associated with the 2014 hacking of a human resources database at the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center and thrown the book at him.…

Employees bag commiseration prize of free ID protection Staff records – from social-security and corporate credit card numbers, to passport and bank account details – were siphoned from Cognizant by hackers who then doused the IT contractor in ransomware.…

New York architects hit instead of Canadian standards agency after crooks get names mixed up The Maze ransomware gang has screwed up by targeting a New York design and construction firm instead of the Canadian Standards Association it was intending to hit.…

We wanted flying cars and space travel for 2020 but instead we got re-runs of fascist propaganda Facebook has removed online ads and posts by President Trump's reelection campaign for violating its rules prohibiting "organized hate," a step the ad biz has been reluctant to take.…

By which it means people who can’t afford a Macbook, right? Given the continuous turmoil in Huawei’s telecoms and mobile businesses, it’s easy to forget that the company’s laptop business remains relatively unscathed, with the Chinese tech giant regularly introducing new models. The latest is the Ryzen-powered Huawei MateBook 13 AMD Edition ultrabook.…

Google, Facebook cable link to China problematic, says oversight body The White House's Team Telecom advisory committee wants the FCC to put the kibosh on a proposed capacious fiber-optic cable linking America and Hong Kong.…

Hollywood was right! The UK Ministry of Defence has shortlisted BT, Serco, Babcock and Airbus in the bidding for its £6bn Skynet satellite project.…

We're producing a study with Freeform Dynamics – and we need to hear from you clever people, please Reader survey Do you have automation and self-service capabilities in place that aren’t being used?…

Only if they'd already pwned your box, mind. Still: get patching! Cisco Webex suffered from a vuln that could have allowed an attacker to access any account by simply copy-pasting a unique session token into a browser string.…

Plus: Tech contracts dished out reportedly worth £108m The UK government will abandon its centralised COVID-19 contact-tracing smartphone app in favour of the distributed system proposed by Apple and Google more than two months ago.…

Galcomm retorts: 'The report is at least irresponsible, if not worse' Researchers at Awake Security have published a report on malicious extensions in the Chrome web store, making both specific claims of over 32 million downloads of one malware family, and general claims of weak security in both domain registration and Google's store.…

Also: Kernel updating and benchmarking the beast After months of moribund emissions, Microsoft's loyal cadre of Fast Ring (or Dev Channel) Insiders were rewarded with toys aplenty last night as Windows 10 crested the build 20,000 mark.…

It's remote business as usual though, insists firm The chief exec of Hewlett Packard Enterprise has tested positive for coronavirus, he revealed today – adding to the firm's recent list of woes.…

'Focus' now on call centre-based system run by outsourcers, it seems Once described as a key part of England's COVID-19 test-and-trace system, the smartphone app being trialled on the Isle of Wight is no longer a priority for the UK government and won't be ready until winter.…

There's also a Stratix FPGA designed with AI tasks in mind Intel plans to debut its third-generation "Cooper Lake" Xeon Scalable processors today, alongside revised Optane memory, 3D NAND SSDs, and an FPGA tuned for AI workloads.…

Mars2020 mission will scout for interesting rocks to bring back to Earth NASA is gearing up to launch its Perseverance rover and Ingenuity drone helicopter to hunt for signs of microbial life on Mars next month.…

Britain's Military Court Service mixes ancient and modern in the most jarring way A bizarre new court protocol for sentencing military criminals over Zoom includes instructions for the ceremonial carrying of a laptop and webcam in and out of the courtroom.…

Shipments up 12%, says Canalys The first quarter of 2020 proved challenging for the consumer tech sector as lockdowns prompted many to defer their luxury purchases. Except, it seems, in the smartwatch segment, where shipments actually rose year-on-year by double digits.…

Are you happy with staff picking and choosing what they want, when they want it? We'd love to hear your views, please Reader survey Ask a bunch of people – users, developers, applications teams – why they went around central IT and just grabbed whatever they needed from the cloud, and they’ll give you all kinds of "justifications."…

That's a lot of... Netflix. Yes, that's it Virgin Media has published post-lockdown broadband usage figures that, unsurprisingly, point towards massive spikes in data consumption as Brits work from home or look for something to do online.…

Biz model isn't good for consumers or the environment, but Google holds all the cards for Android Comment Fairphone is a tiny player in the smartphone space. Unusually, it competes on the basis of its environmental credentials, touting an ethical supply chain and modular components designed to be easily replaced by end users. So it shouldn't be a surprise that the Fairphone 2 – first released in 2015 – still receives software updates*.…

The spectre of bork returns to Newcastle Bork!Bork!Bork! Sometimes we all need a reminder of just how borked the world is at the moment, and what better way to discourage people from using public transport than a Blue Screen of Death hanging over the entrance?…

Oh OK, so NOW the social network cares about getting people's permission before using their data to train computer systems Special report Five engineers missed out on sharing a top prize of $500,000 in a Facebook-backed AI competition – after they were disqualified for using images scraped from Flickr and YouTube to train their deepfake-detecting system.…

Given the scoundrels in the world of software, could Uber be worse? If you need software to arrange on-demand transport, there’s a new vendor you might consider for your shopping list: Uber.…

Shoebox-sized server is water-resistant and runs EC2 instances and Greengrass AWS has added a new and very small member to its Snow family of temporarily-on-premises devices.…

Choose between five options Ubuntu has launched its Appliance Portfolio, an initiative designed to enable secure smart devices linked to cloud services. All Ubuntu appliances are "free to download and install" but may include an up-sell to paid-for services.…

The yellow markings on the floor aren't enough for real neural networks Vid Amazon has tapped up artificial intelligence to help its warehouse employees keep six feet apart to curb the spread of the COVID-19 coronavirus.…

On grounds that it favoured online chemists in a nation that forbids online drug sales The Indian government has suspend the sales of medicine through the companion website of its COVID-19 tracing app in response to a petition signed by 850,000 bricks-and-mortar chemists.…

Worries that wearable and web combo makes for unbeatable diagnostics duo Australia’s Competition and Consumer Commission has flagged “preliminary competition concerns” with Google’s acquisition of wearables-for-fitness-tracking business Fitbit.…

Soon it'll be known as Section 230 because there are 230 suggested solutions to overhaul it Analysis The simmering debate over legal immunity given to online platforms like Facebook and Google in America has grown hotter with a new report from the Department of Justice outlining changes it hopes to make to the rules.…

Yup, the old 'leased fiber line broke' excuse T-Mobile US is attempting to pin the blame for a massive network outage on Monday on a third-party leased fiber network, though the head of America's communications watchdog has demanded a full investigation into the "unacceptable" blunder.…

Woman tracked down, accused of torching patrol vehicles amid protests A woman accused of setting fire to two Philadelphia police cars during a May 30 protest was tracked down by her online buying-habits and reviews, a social media sweep, and a poor username choice, the FBI has claimed.…

IRS willing to settle for a seventh of what it asked for - it's nice to be rich Yahoo! is still causing problems beyond the grave.…

Just in case the Feds take an interest in your calls Zoom today said it will make end-to-end (E2E) encryption available to all of its users, regardless of whether they pay for it or not.…

We can't say 'You have to upgrade or nothing' because people will say: 'Well in that case it is nothing' SAP CEO Christian Klein has admitted the vendor is launching industry-specific applications partly in the hope of luring more customers onto its core ERP platform.…

Next version to ship with quality improvements and New Edge Hot on the heels of the switch from rings to channels, Microsoft has emitted the first "official" preview of the next Windows 10 and warned laggards that the 2004 auto-updater is on its way.…