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Our 'solution is killing us in a number of areas' IBM said about doomed £175m Co-Op Insurance project
High Court hears from delivery lead in high-stakes trial IBM's delivery lead on the collapsed £175m Co-Op Insurance IT platform project told a colleague the project was "hurting" Big Blue, the High Court has been told.…
Microsoft's Cortana turns its back on consumers as skills are stripped from Windows 10
Unloved assistant to smarten up its act in Microsoft 365. US only, naturally Microsoft has jammed yet another knife into the consumer incarnation of its unloved electronic assistant, Cortana.…
If it's Goodenough for me, it's Goodenough for you: Canuck utility biz goes all in on solid-state glass battery boffinry
Hydro-Québec to take tech to market A Canadian utility company says it will try to commercialise 2019 Nobel Prize winner John Goodenough's controversial fast-charging, non-flammable glass battery.…
Hey, fatso. If you're standing desk-curious, the VariDesk Pro Plus won't break the bank
And when you're too tired, you can lower it again. QUITTER! Back in my day, a Pro Plus was a tiny sugar-coated pill that dragged me through the ennui of a Computer Science degree. If I took enough of them, I thought, the dancing C++ syntax on my screen would start to make sense and I might – just might – scrape through my dissertation clutching a 2:1.…
It's only a game: Lara Croft won't save enterprise tech – but Jet Set Willy could
'Member the Apple II? Hobbyists' kit is where business IT begins Column The twin planets of business and consumer technologies have been locked in a game of Pong for decades. The Apple II was aimed at hobbyists, but catalysed the revolution that put a PC on every office desk.…
You've put up with us banging on about IT for years. Now it's your turn. Grab a mic and join us on The Register's podcast
We want to share your hard-won advice and knowledge with the rest of world Podcast On the ball as ever, we here at The Register have decided a podcast is in order.…
We regret to inform you there are severe delays on the token ring due to IT nerds blasting each other to bloody chunks
We're all Doomed Who, Me? Welcome to Monday. As the weekend recedes and workstations are fired up, pause a moment to travel with us to a time when an ill-judged bit of gaming took down an entire network and a Reg reader uttered "Who, Me?"…
If you're writing code in Python, JavaScript, Java and PHP, relax. The hot trendy languages are still miles behind, this survey says
Do not pass Go, do not collect garbage The Python programming language continues to find more fans, having tied Java as the second most popular programming language, according to analysis conducted by IT consultancy Redmonk.…
RIP Freeman Dyson: The super-boffin who applied his mathematical brain to nuclear magic, quantum physics, space travel, and more
Science's civil rebel dies aged 96 Video Freeman Dyson, the eminent British-American physicist and mathematician best known for his theoretical work in quantum electrodynamics, died today. He was 96.…
Time to svn commit like it's the year 2000: Apache celebrates 20 years of Subversion
Git outta here – has it been that long? The Apache Software Foundation has decreed this week to be the 20th anniversary of the source code management system, Subversion. So, happy birthday SVN!…
FCC sucks its teeth, clicks its tongue, says: Yeah, AT&T, Sprint, T-Mobile US, Verizon gleefully sold your location data. Guess we should fine them?
How much you make, Randy? Wanna cough up, I dunno, twice that or something? America's communications watchdog on Friday suggested it may fine the nation's four major wireless carriers for selling subscribers location data without adequate safeguards to prevent misuse.…
Take it Huawei, Pai: Senate passes bill to rip 'dodgy' kit from rural telcos
Now one Donald-shaped signature away from dishing out $1bn to fund the big switch President Trump is expected to sign a bill that would allocate $1bn to US carriers to replace existing Huawei-built infrastructure after it was unanimously passed by the Senate yesterday.…
Vivo's APEX 2020 concept smartphone grabs life by the gimbals to shoot stable snaps
Or it would, if it were ever released Vivo has introduced the third generation of its APEX concept phones – the APEX 2020. This handset packs a bunch of new experimental features, largely centred around its display and camera technology, which might eventually make their way to production phones from Vivo and others.…
Former SAP CEO McDermott pockets a cool €15 million from final year at the helm of German ERP giant
How many expansive ERP projects would that buy? One? Two? Answers on a postcard He may have left SAP in November last year but former CEO Bill McDermott still managed to net €15,176,900 for his work with the firm in 2019, making the American Germany’s highest earner, according to some calculations.…
Ding dong Dell, servers in the well. Who pulled them out? Little PC stout
Client solutions to the rescue as infrastructure shrinks 7% After all those costly company takeovers, Dell has reported that yet again good old-fashioned PCs came to its rescue to offset the continued slump in its server and storage business.…
Raise your low-code game with OutSystems' webcasts on chatbots, progressive web apps, and more
Make things that work well, look good, and talk back, with help from interactive online training Promo Why code from scratch when you can assemble apps quickly and visually from a collection of parts? That’s perhaps an oversimplification of low-code, but building and deploying applications and services with this automated approach has a variety of benefits.…
Escape From Tarkov: Hardest of the hardcore looter-shooter is spellbinding despite the punishing learning curve
Fun not required The RPG Greetings, traveller, and welcome back to The Register Plays Games, our monthly gaming column. For the first time we feature a multiplayer title, and not a particularly forgiving one at that. I don't know why, I'm not even good at video games despite dedicating a chunk of my scant free time to playing them. Want to squad up? Someone send help, please, because I'm still trying to Escape From Tarkov.…
Southern Water not such a phisherman's phriend, hauls itself offline to tackle email lure
UK utility biz suspends internet services British utility biz Southern Water was the victim of a phishing attack on Wednesday, resulting in a hurried shutdown of some of the company's systems.…
Windows 10 Slow Ring update strides confidently into 2020
Edge Goes Surfing? How about Horace Goes Skiing? Having given admins the nod that the pre-release Windows 10 2004 was good to go for the Windows Server Update Service, Microsoft did what Microsoft does and changed it.…
Switchzilla? More like Ditch-your-staff-zilla: Cisco back at the layoffs as revenues shrink
Hardware is hard Cisco has begun a new round of job cuts as the networking giant's traditional hardware business faces slowing sales.…
Google updates Android Studio: IDE like multi-display support and a split-view designer
Microsoft Surface Duo in mind? Hands On Google has updated Android studio with support for multiple virtual displays, a new split view for the layout designer, and view binding to make it easier to interact with GUI components.…
Death and taxis: Windows has had enough of clinging to a cab rooftop in the London rain
May we present the BSOD on Wheels Bork!Bork!Bork! Welcome to another instalment in The Register's irregular look at tech behaving badly in public. Today we present Bork on Wheels.…
Quantum compute boffins called up to get national UK centre organised for some NISQy business
Interim managers ready to go. £93m budget locked and loaded. No lets not talk about the size of the US National Quantum Initiative Program An interim management team for the National Quantum Computing Centre (NQQC) has been named with responsibility to get the centre built and sketch out its priorities.…
Sure, check through my background records… but why are you looking at my record collection?
Where do I see myself in five years' time? On parole with a bit of luck Something for the Weekend, Sir? We all have something to hide. But as I hinted last week, probably the worst way to keep it hidden is by uploading a video of it to social media.…
I heard somebody say: Burn baby, burn – server inferno!
The heat was on, risin' to the top / Everybody's goin' strong, and that's when the SPARC got hot On Call Welcome to On Call, The Register's weekly dip into the big bag of woe unleashed by users on those responsible for picking up the telephone.…
EU court tells prudish IP office to fack off for balking at 'fack ju' trademark application
Germans didn't think goofball film title was 'morally unacceptable', judges rule The phrase "fack ju" can be registered as a trademark, according to an EU court which overruled a group of offended trademark lawyers.…
US Homeland Security mistakenly seizes British ad agency's website in prostitution probe gone wrong
They got it back – after reneging any claim against Uncle Sam for damages A Brighton-based ad agency is scratching its collective head after its website was effectively seized by US Homeland Security.…
Trashing privacy? That's our job! Facebook accuses analytics biz of harvesting people's info from software dev kit sold to app makers
Sueball lobbed at OneAudience Data-driven ad biz Facebook filed a lawsuit in a San Francisco federal court on Thursday against another info-snarfing company for allegedly breaking the social network's rules for gathering personal details.…
'Developers have lost hope Microsoft will do the right thing'... Redmond urged to make WinUI cross-platform
Any love for Linux, Mac, iOS, Android, WebAssembly? Bueller? Bueller? Microsoft's roadmap for developing Windows applications is opposed by some programmers who want to see a cross-platform solution, rather than just being Windows-only.…
Your phone wakes up. Its assistant starts reading out your text messages. To everyone around. You panic. How? Ultrasonic waves
Not OK Google: Android, Siri sink in SurfingAttack Video Voice commands encoded in ultrasonic waves can, best case scenario, silently activate a phone's digital assistant, and order it to do stuff like read out text messages and make phone calls, we're told.…
F8 accompli: Facebook, Epic Games, Microsoft, Unity abandon conference plans over Wuhan coronavirus fears
Big names drop out of GDC, HP axes partner event, stock markets in free fall Growing concern over the spread of the novel Wuhan coronavirus has prompted Epic Games, Microsoft, and Unity to announce on Thursday that they are withdrawing from the Game Developers Conference in San Francisco next month. Facebook has also cancelled the meet-and-greet part of its F8 developer conference in May.…
Never thought we'd write this headline: Under Siege Steven Seagal is not Above The Law, must fork out $314,000 after boosting crypto-coin biz
D-list cinematic eye-gouger catches heat for million-dollar funbucks bung Improbable Hollywood ninja Steven Seagal has been fined by America's financial watchdog for hiding details about a paid promotion he did for a crypto-coin investment upstart.…
Campaigners cry foul play as Oracle funds conservative lobby group supporting its court case against Google
Google-funded think tanks need to sit back and, er, have a think Campaigners have reacted angrily to Oracle's decision to fund the Internet Accountability Project (IAP), a lobby group which has – surprisingly enough – supported Oracle's claim against Google in the US Supreme Court.…
Review of IR35 is in: Quelle surprise, UK.gov will forge ahead with controversial tax reforms in the private sector
Soz contractors In a move that will surprise absolutely no one, Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs (HMRC) will push ahead with controversial IR35 tax reforms to the disappointment of contractors that hoped the regulation would be halted.…
Total Inability To Service User Pulls: GitHub wobbles with a good old Thursday TITSUP
Hey – there's always Visual SourceSafe, right? Source shack GitHub has taken a tumble today with many users finding pretty much all of its services either degraded or borked beyond belief.…
Cyber-wrath of Iran for top general's assassination hasn't progressed beyond snooping and nicking logins... yet
Boring! Where are teh 1337 h4x? We want 1337 h4x The Iranian cybercrime group that was expected to spearhead the rogue Middle East nation's revenge for the US assassination of General Qasem Soleimani has quite the arsenal at its digital fingertips.…
Northrop Grumman's space zombie slayer grants Intelsat 901 five more years in orbit
Mission Extension Vehicle to the rescue Northrop Grumman's zombie satellite-slaying Mission Extension Vehicle (MEV) has docked to the Intelsat 901 satellite, potentially affording the latter a life extension.…
Nokia said to be considering sale or merger as profits tank
That US investment would sound pretty good right about now Nokia is reportedly exploring the possibility of a merger or acquisition in the face of intense pressures on profitability.…
WSUSper it with us, Insiders: Windows 10 2004 is getting closer
Wishing there was something new in the Fast Ring? How about a blocking bug? There was good news and bad news for Windows Insiders last night. The good? IT admins can now distribute 20H1 via Microsoft's Windows Server Update Services. The bad? No build for Fast Ringers.…
Pope tells his followers to log off for Lent
Upvote or Like if 40 days of peace and quiet sounds good to you Pope Francis is calling on the faithful to log off for Lent – eschewing mobile phones and idle chit-chat for a nice quiet commune with God.…
Spider-eyed Lite version of Huawei flagship flies out before actual P40 launch event
Big shiny's little sis sports Apple Pro Max-esque camera placement There are still several weeks until Huawei formally announces its upcoming P40 and P40 Pro flagship smartphones. As a taste of what's to come, the embattled Chinese tech giant has quietly revealed the first device in the lineup: the P40 Lite.…
Is that Bullet for Me? Redundo clock is ticking for UK staff at both divisions of IBM's Services arm
200 or more to go as both get 45-day consultations... GTS's will kick off on 4 March IBMers carving out a living in its Services arm are again preparing to enter a 45-day consultation process – meaning at least 100 UK heads will roll at Global Technology Services and a minimum of 100 will leave Global Business Services.…
Sophos was gearing up for a private life – then someone remembered the bike scheme
Due dil 101 Today was meant to be Brit security biz Sophos's last day on the London Stock Exchange following its £3bn purchase by a US venture capital company.…
Poor old Google. Its cloud division only brought in $8.9bn last year. So it's chucking a few billion at US offices and data centres
It's Amazon how much some people are making off cloud... about Jeffin' $40bn Google will pump more than $10bn into offices and data centres across the US this year as it gears up for a fight with rival clouds Amazon Web Service and Microsoft Azure.…
Microsoft's Windows OEM, Surface sales looking a bit peaky as coronavirus takes toll on China supply chain
Redmond no longer expects to meet quarter guidance for personal computing unit In response to the effect of the coronavirus outbreak on Chinese suppliers, Microsoft has cut its sales forecast for Surface tablets and Windows OEM licences.…
Aria Technology loses Court of Appeal bid over £750k VAT dispute
Firm must pay HMRC's legal costs, rules judge The Court of Appeal has thrown out Aria Technology's efforts to squeeze out of a £300k tax bill after HMRC found £750k of the firm's input tax was not creditable*. Top judges have ordered the company to pay the UK tax collector's legal bills in the case.…
If you're serious about browser privacy, you should probably pass on Edge or Yandex, claims Dublin professor
Merging search and address bar means more data for the tech giants Microsoft Edge and Yandex are "much more worrisome" compared to Brave, Chrome, Firefox and Safari, according to a paper on browser privacy (PDF) published this week.…
Quick, run... our discount early-bird ticket offer for Continuous Lifecycle London 2020 ends this weekend
Last chance to save £100s on DevOps, containers, and CI/CD extravaganza Event If you want to join us at our Continuous Lifecycle London conference in May, and save a packet now, don't hang around – our early-bird ticket offer finishes this weekend.…
Aww, a cute mini-moon is orbiting Earth right now. But like all good things, it too will abandon us at some point
Elon Musk confirms car-sized space rock isn't his Tesla Roadster Vid Earth has a mini-moon: a space rock close enough to be a near-Earth asteroid spotted this month orbiting our planet.…
Breaker one-nine, this trucker's rubber ducked, facing a year in the slammer for Acer laptop thefts
Driver gets a-weigh with Chromebook thefts and doesn't get away with it Gevorg Kevliyan, a resident of Decatur, Alabama, was sentenced earlier this month to a year in prison and three years of supervised release – for stealing 900 Acer Chromebook laptops from a truck he'd been hired to drive.…
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