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While Windows 7 wobbled, AI continued its relentless march at Microsoft
Plenty of Python news emitted from Redmond in this week's round-up The gang at Microsoft continued their busy start to 2019, dodging falling masonry, wobbly updates and toppling cloud services.…
People say tabloid hacks are always looking for an angle. This time, they'd be right: Tilting disk of proto-planets spotted
Only 45 parsecs away if you fancy a look up close Astronomers have found the first example of a protoplanetary disk forming at a right angle to its parent stars, according to a paper published in Nature Astronomy this week.…
Forget Finding Nemo: This AI can identify a single zebrafish out of a 100-strong shoal
Sounds fishy, yet it works for fruit flies, too. So take that, fish/fly-spotting humans AI systems excel in pattern recognition, so much so that they can stalk individual zebrafish and fruit flies even when the animals are in groups of up to a hundred.…
Want to get rich from bug bounties? You're better off exterminating roaches for a living
Before you outsource security to strangers, try boosting internal cybersecurity skills Security researchers looking to earn a living as bug bounty hunters would to do better to pursue actual insects.…
Epyc move: Supermicro plunges into Cascade Lake’s Optanical waters
Silicon Valley box slinger clams it's first on the block with Intel processor... which isn't out yet In brief Supermicro is touting what's said to be the "first to market" Intel Cascade Lake AP Xeon server – and it's fitted with Optane DIMM modules to make in-memory apps, particularly the AI ones, run faster.…
Oh, SSH, IT please see this: Malicious servers can fsck with your PC's files during scp slurps
Data transfer tools caught not checking what exactly they're downloading A decades-old oversight in the design of Secure Copy Protocol (SCP) tools can be exploited by malicious servers to unexpectedly alter victims' files on their client machines, it has emerged.…
This must be some kind of mistake. IT managers axed, CEO and others' wallets lightened in patient hack aftermath
Executives held to account? And three underlings thanked for their work? What is this madness? The Singaporean government-owned biz responsible for that country's patient database has fined senior executives, including the CEO, and dismissed two managers, after blunders allowed hackers to siphon off private records.…
A billion-dollar question: What was really behind Qualcomm's surprise ten-digit gift to Apple?
Is the chip company an abusive monopolist – or tough negotiator? The chip industry's strong-arm tactics have been laid bare this month in the anti-trust legal battle brought by America's Federal Trade Commission (FTC) against Qualcomm.…
Cops told: No, you can't have a warrant to force a big bunch of people to unlock their phones by fingerprint, face scans
Judge rules compelled use of biometrics runs into Fifth Amendment protections A US judge last week denied police a warrant to unlock a number of devices using biometrics identifiers like fingerprints and faces, extending more privacy to device owners than previous recent cases.…
Intel's Software Guard caught asleep at its post: Patch out now for SGX give-me-admin hole
Chipzilla adds to Windows IT admins security update load While admins were busy wrangling with the mass of security patches from Microsoft, Adobe, and SAP last week, Intel slipped out a fix for a potentially serious flaw in its Software Guard Extensions (SGX) technology.…
What a cheep shot: Bird sorry after legal eagles fire DMCA takedown at scooter unlock blog
EFF slams bad eggs for trying to censor instructions on how to unlock gizmos from app Bird has apologized for sending a legal threat to a blogger who outlined how its scooters-for-hire – those electric gizmos littering city streets – can have their motherboards replaced to unlock them from their app, and driven away.…
Facebook's pay-for-more-eyeballs shtick looks too good to be true: Page views, Likes from 'fake' profiles
Small biz raises doubts over value of social network's ad tech Analysis Imagine a store where you go in, pay money, and sometimes leave empty-handed. That's digital advertising on social media in a nutshell because it's seemingly full of fraud.…
Royal Bank of Scotland, Natwest fling new bank cards at folks after Ticketmaster hack
Fresh plastic comes six months after ticket flogger fessed up to Magecart malware infection The Royal Bank of Scotland and NatWest have issued customers with replacement cards as a result of last year’s Ticketmaster breach that hit around 40,000 Brits.…
Goddamn the Pusher man: Nominet kicks out domain name hijack bid
Lord, he'll leave your mind to scream - if you don't renew on time Nominet has thrown out an attempt at reverse domain name hijacking after some, er, pushy Brits tried seizing their old web address from a fast-fingered fellow in Romania.…
It's raining, then? Hallelujah. Big Blue super 'puter sharpens forecasts
As legal storm over weather app location data brews, its new year's resolution is: 3km IBM's embattled Weather Company subsidiary has said it is building a GPU-tastic supercomputer to model global weather conditions faster and more accurately.…
Poland may consider Huawei ban amid 'spy' arrests – reports
Chinese hardware biz faces more push-back in Western nations A Polish official has said he couldn’t rule out “legislative changes” to allow the nation to ban the use of a company’s products, following the local arrest of a Huawei staffer.…
German competition watchdog toys with ban on some Facebook data-slurps
Final decision expected in long-running antitrust case within weeks – reports Germany's competition authority is reportedly poised to ban a chunk of Facebook's user data collection activities.…
Nissan EV app password reset prompts user panic
Looks like a functionality fail rather than a data breach, though Nervous Nissan UK drivers were today assured by the car maker that Connect EV app log-in failures are related to a migration of data onto a new platform rather than anything more nefarious.…
US Department of Defense to fling $1.76bn at Microsoft
Enough to build a Wall.... of Windows consultants around Washington The US Department of Defense (DoD) has announced a contract worth an estimated $1.76bn for Microsoft Enterprise Services.…
A few short packets: Cisco still Switchzilla, a neat Wi-Fi hack and more
Also: AT&T inks open source pact with Nokia, ZTE 5G pass, Equinix expands Networks roundup Is it any surprise that Cisco remained the dominant force in enterprise infrastructure during 2018?…
Computing boffins strip the fun out of satirical headlines
Real or satire? Teaching machines to tell apart 'BP ready to resume oil drilling' and 'BP ready to resume oil spilling' Looking for a laugh? You should seek out the ends of satirical headlines and phrases with nouns in them, according to a pair of computer boffins.…
Come mobile users, gather round and learn how to add up
Javascript boo-boo pinned on server switcheroo Who, Me? Welcome Reg readers, to this week's Who, Me?, in which we gather round to share in another person's painful memories of technical cockups.…
Brit hacker hired by Liberian telco to nobble rival now behind bars
Bloke binned at Blackfriars for blasting botnet to bork broadband A Surrey man has been jailed for 32 months after admitting to launching distributed denial-of-service (DDoS) attacks against an African telco.…
A Trump deepfake leaked onto national TV, new TensorFlow tidbits, and more
Plus: More info on Intel's NNP chip Roundup Hello, welcome back to the AI roundup. Here’s a short list of what’s been happening so far since the Christmas and New Year break.…
Facebooker swatted, Kaspersky snares an NSA thief, NASA server exposed, and more
Plus, Vita boot ROM caper, TCL caught slinging Android malware, etc Roundup This week we saw a Huawei official cuffed (again), telcos caught selling tracking data (again) and Microsoft patching dozens of bugs (again).…
It's the weekend. We're out of puns for now. Just have a gander at China's Moon lander and robo-sidekick snaps, videos
Not much fun back in the West for SpaceX, tho: Staff decimated Pics and vid China's Chang’e lunar lander has beamed back its first pictures of the far side of the Moon.…
*taps on glass* Hellooo, IRS? Anyone in? Anyone guarding taxpayers' data from crooks? Hellooo?
Could someone slide a note on identity-theft protection under the door? Helloooo? With the partial US government shutdown showing no signs of letting up any time soon, senators are pressing treasury and tax officials on cybersecurity.…
AT&T, Sprint, Verizon, T-Mobile US pledge, again, to not sell your location to shady geezers. Sorry, we don't believe them
Fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again, OK US cellphone networks have promised – again – that they will stop selling records of their subscribers' whereabouts to anyone willing to cough up cash.…
Q. How exactly do you test car seats? A. With this sweaty 'robutt' that twerks for days and days
Watch this game of moist mechanical musical chairs Vid Picture a massive robotic arm gloved with a damp, arse-shaped cushion twerking into a chair for three days straight. That's how automaker Ford tests the durability of its car seats, at least in Europe.…
Germany has a problem with the entire point of Amazon's daft Dash buttons – and bans them
Sour Krauts aren't wrong: Tap-to-order gizmo is really dumb Germany has banned Amazon's tap-to-order-a-thing Dash buttons, with a court deciding they break ecommerce laws.…
SpaceX sends Iridium-8 into space while Musk flaunts his retro rocket
The 1930s called. They'd like their silver Starship back SpaceX launched its first mission of 2019, fulfilling its Iridium contract, while the Falcon 9 due to loft the company's Crew Dragon demo mission remained resolutely attached to Florida.…
Cloud hardware spend edges ahead of traditional setups for the first time
Q3 '18 it hit 50.9% of of total IT turnover, according to analyst Abacus-strummer IDC has clocked that quarterly revenues of IT infrastructure (that's servers, storage, and Ethernet switches) for the cloud have officially squeezed past sales into traditional environments.…
NHS England's chief digital officer goes full digital, ditches health service for GP app biz
Juliet Bauer to join Livi in April NHS England's chief digital officer has reportedly told staff she is leaving the organisation just days after the government launched its tech-focused long-term plan for the body.…
If you don't like apps touching, Qubes 4.0.1 is a good place to jump in
Virty OS's latest version rolls up the best bits of 2018 Invisible Things Lab pushed out a point release of Qubes OS this week in the form of version 4.0.1…
Medical advice app Your.MD could have been tampered with by anyone, alleges ex-veep
Did he really blow the whistle on security fears? tribunal asked A former vice president of medical app Your.MD has claimed "false information could be fed into the diagnostic system" as a result of security failings in the software's backend.…
Huawei sales director nicked in Poland on suspicion of 'spying'
Former Polish security agency exec also under arrest Polish authorities have reportedly arrested Huawei's sales director and an ex-security agency staffer on allegations of spying.…
xHamster reports spike in UK users getting their five-knuckle shuffle on before pr0n age checks
Or Jillin' off, for the ladies UK-based smut viewers seem to be filling their boots before the government's age check kicks in as traffic to xHamster rose 6 per cent in 2018.…
It WASN'T the update, says Microsoft: Windows 7 suffers identity crisis as users hit by activation errors
Activation server fiddling on day of monthly update... really? Microsoft has said that activation errors seen by Windows 7 users should not be chalked up to Tuesday's patch, but rather were an entirely different cockup.…
Alphabet board smacked with sueball for paying off Google execs accused of sexual harassment
Shareholders' suit alleges there was a 'pattern' Another day, another anti-Google lawsuit – this time over claims Alphabet, adtech monolith Google's holding company, "failed to take meaningful steps to address a pervasive culture of harassment and discrimination".…
Begone, Demon Internet: Vodafone to shutter old-school pioneer ISP
It was still going? Exclusive Vodafone has confirmed it will shutter Demon Broadband, the pioneering Iron Age ISP, as part of its network upgrade plans.…
CES flicks the off switch on massager award… and causes a buzz
It's not the messiah, it's just very naughty metadata Something for the Weekend, Sir? Withdrawal at the last moment isn't the most reliable method of avoiding trouble or embarrassment. This was certainly the experience at CES this year when judges very suddenly rescinded an Innovation Award it had given for Lora DiCarlo's Osé Robotic Massager.…
No plain sailing for Anon hacktivist picked up by Disney cruise ship: 10 years in the cooler for hospital DDoS caper
Healthcare networks pummeled amid drama over teen girl's custody Five months after he was found guilty of orchestrating a distributed denial-of-service attack against US healthcare providers, the self-styled Anonymous hacker Martin Gottesfeld has been sentenced to 121 months in prison.…
Amazon Mime: We train (badly) an AI love bot using divorce bombshell Bezos' alleged sexts to his new girlfriend
Why? For science! Within hours of announcing that he and his wife are divorcing, what's alleged to be Amazon tycoon Jeff Bezos' steamy texts to his new girlfriend were leaked online.…
If I could turn back time, I'd tell you to keep that old Radarange at home
Because this comp is counting down to something... On Call Friday has come around, reliable as ever, to mark the end of that most dreaded thing, the first full week after New Year.…
What's the fate of our Solar System? Boffins peer into giant crystal ball – ah, no, wait, that's our Sun in 10bn years
50-year theory finally confirmed by European space craft A scan of the heavens has shown space is littered with the crystallized remains of stars, and our own sun is expected to go the same way, too. Yes, turning into a crystal ball.…
If you wanna learn from the IT security blunders committed by hacked hospital group, here's some weekend reading
Database intrusion should not have succeeded, probe finds, but... The theft of 1.5 million patient records, including those of Singapore's Prime Minister, from the city state's SingHealth hospital group by hackers could probably have been stopped had the IT department not been so useless, an inquiry has found.…
Americans are just fine with facial recognition technology – as long as they get shorter queues
The younger generation leads the fight against face matching Surprise, surprise, most Americans believe the US government shouldn't limit the use of facial recognition technology, particularly if it's convenient for them or used for their protection.…
Dozens of .gov HTTPS certs expire, webpages offline, FBI on ice, IT security slows... Yup, it's day 20 of Trump's govt shutdown
Hackers may be rubbing their hands with glee The IT impact of the ongoing partial US federal government shutdown has begun to show up in the form of degraded computer security. According to internet services biz Netcraft, more than 80 TLS certificates used on .gov websites have expired and have not been renewed.…
Cyber-insurance shock: Zurich refuses to foot NotPetya ransomware clean-up bill – and claims it's 'an act of war'
Snack company client disagrees, sues for $100m US snack food giant Mondelez is suing its insurance company for $100m after its claim for cleaning up a massive NotPetya ransomware infection was rejected – for being "an act of war" and therefore not covered under its policy.…
Gartner: Not a very merry Christmas for PC market as chip shortage bites, small biz vanishes
If you're not Lenovo, HP or Dell it has been a year of shrinkage Global PC shipments slumped 4.3 per cent in the final quarter of the year as computer manufacturers had a very unhappy festive season.…
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