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La, la, la, I can't hear you! Apple to challenge Bose's noise-proof cans
Wait. Don't you do those already? Bose's noise-jamming headphones are ubiquitous with business travellers and also popular among commuters, but the 11,000-strong company will face designer competition from Apple in a battle that pits two of the industry's most-respected engineering teams against each other.…
Broadcom, you've been punk'd: Qualcomm puts stockholder vote on hold for US security probe
It was your plan all along! 'Oh no it wasn't.' Oh yes it was. 'CFIUS is BEHIND you!' Qualcomm took a deep breath, counted to three and responded to Broadcom's weekend broadside before postponing its stockholder meeting by a month.…
123 Reg suffers deja vu: Websites restored from August 2017 backups amid storage meltdown
Daily backups? We've heard of them The UK's self-proclaimed number one website provider, 123 Reg, is having yet another very bad day, although arguably not as bad as those of its long-suffering customers.…
Enterprise storage sitrep: The external array party is over
Let's go to all-flash arrays' house instead Despite the storage market growing 13.7 per cent annually in the fourth 2017 quarter, the external array section grew less than 2 per cent and is forecast to decline, according to IDC's worldwide enterprise storage systems tracker.…
Great, we're going to get DevOps-ed. So, 15 years of planning processes – for the bin?
Architecting for change In large organisations, the question is rarely “what are these newfangled practices and technologies,” but more “how could we actually do them here?”…
10 PRINT "ZX81 at 37" 20 GOTO 10
Over 40? You've used one of these. Of course you have The ZX81 was launched 37 years ago this week as a £49.95 kit (£69.95 assembled) and introduced an entire generation to the joys of computing, fights over the family television and prodigious use of sticky tape.…
Neo4j graph database boss: 'The mainstream is always under attack'
CEO bullish as biz pushes Cypher QL and new DBaaS Emil Eifrem, chief exec of Neo4j, has said that graph databases are at a turning point for so long that you'd imagine he's bored of the line by now. But 2018 might just be the year his predictions come true.…
'Quantum supremacy will soon be ours!', says Google as it reveals 72-qubit quantum chip
Don't panic: 'supremacy' is the point at which quantum kit trumps classical computers Google reckons it's on the cusp of demonstrating “quantum supremacy” with the development of a 72-qubit processor.…
Good luck saying 'Sorry I'm late, I had to update my car's firmware'
This is why the IETF's SUITs squad wants to make IoT firmware updates fast and easy The IETF has noticed how badly Internet of Things firmware is managed, and wants it fixed.…
'Repeatable sanitization' is a feature of PCs now
New HPs can survive 'repeated germicide wipes', but disclaimer says they can't cure anything HP Inc has announced a trio of slightly-odd products intended for use in hospitals.…
Reddit 'fesses up to just a little Russian reaming
CEO says propaganda's a worry, but the deeper problem is Americans' credulity Searchers for Russian influence on the United States 2016 presidential election have of late swung their searchlights towards Reddit, which has tried to explain its role in the affair.…
Open source XenServer project is go after crushing crowdcash call
First XCP-ng release, based on Xen Server 7.4's new GPU goodness, due March 31st XCP-ng, the effort to revive an open source version of XenServer, will go ahead after crushing its crowdfunding campaign.…
Miner vs miner: attack script seeks out and destroys competing currency exploits
There is no honour among CPU thieves Cryptocurrency-mining malware-scum have started to write code that evicts rivals from compromised computers.…
Segmentation injection takes Tetration into application protection
Cisco's ambition for subscription adoption advances Cisco's updated its Tetration network monitoring software to tackle application security and multi-vendor policy enforcement.…
Marvell cooks up 400 Gbps Ethernet chips
Not a typo. This stuff will make top-of-rack switches sizzle in 2019 Marvell Semiconductor is off and running with 802.3cd-compliant chips, and reckons it's the first sand-baker to ship to the standard.…
VMware's GM for networking and security jumps to Google
Veteran Jeff Jennings to get the band back together with VMware founder Diane Greene Jeff Jennings, VMware's senior veep and general manager for security and networking has left the company to join Google.…
New algorithm could help self-driving cars scout out hidden objects
If they are going v-e-r-y slowly A team of engineers have developed algorithms that reconstruct images of objects hiding around corners or behind walls, and believe it could be used to help make self-driving cars safer one day - albeit very slow ones at present.…
Facebook regrets asking how to handle men asking girls for smut pix
"It was a mistake," says exec. Facebook has apologized for sending out a survey to find out how the social network should respond when adult men ask teenaged girls for sexually explicit images.…
World's biggest DDoS attack record broken after just five days
Memcached attacks are going to be this year's thing Last week, the code repository GitHub was taken off air in a 1.3Tbps denial of service attack. We predicted then that there would be more such attacks and it seems we were right.…
Microsoft, IBM settle case over disputed diversity boss
McIntyre going to Redmond as non-compete case wraps up Microsoft and IBM have settled a lawsuit over the former hiring away the latter's chief diversity officer.…
Pennsylvania AG sues Uber over 2016 data fail
Not much brotherly love in this Philly court case Uber has been hit with a lawsuit over its failure to disclose the 2016 theft of its customer and driver records.…
Boffins discover chemistry that could have produced building blocks of life in space
My god, it's full of hydrocarbons A team of researchers carried out a series of experiments to study how complex hydrocarbons, an important class of molecules needed to create the building blocks for life, formed in space.…
Emirates dinged for slipshod online data privacy practices
Fly the insecure skies International airline Emirates leaks customers' sensitive personal information to third-party marketing partners and network adversaries, according to Konark Modi, a data security engineer for Cliqz, a privacy-focused browser based on Firefox.…
Microsoft builds Uncle Sam custom versions of 365 and Azure Stack
Redmond unveils custom US government versions of clouds Courting the lucrative government contract market, Microsoft has unveiled custom versions of Azure Stack and Microsoft 365 for the US government.…
Future supers pop up on $636m cash wishlist to get exascale beasts prowling on US soil
Oak Ridge, Lawrence Livermore labs slated for beastmode kit in 2021-2023 The two new mystery exascale computing systems known only as Frontier and El Capitan popped up on a budget request last week. They are being developed by the US government and have been slated for deployment in 2022 and 2023.…
British clockwork radio boffin Trevor Baylis terminally winds down
Inventor dies in poverty after patents didn’t protect Obit Trevor Baylis, one of Britain's most well-loved inventors and the creator of the clockwork radio that was designed to save lives in the developing world, has died at the age of 80 after battling Crohn's disease.…
UK regulator moots data protection sandbox for organisations to play in
ICO strategy outlines plans to slurp up academic expertise The Information Commissioner's Office has promised organisations a regulatory sandbox to test out the data protection implications of new tech as part of its first technology strategy.…
News lobsters demand to be let back into the Facebook boiling pot
We're lost without you, Zuck. Save us! Comment Stand by for more clickbait. Facebook has abandoned its "fix" for news after publishers complained about a drop in traffic.…
Brit semiconductor tech ended up in Chinese naval railgun – report
The dark side of easy R&D cash A Chinese firm's buyout of a British semiconductor company may have directly led to China developing railgun weaponry and electromagnetic aircraft carrier catapults for its navy, according to reports.…
UK.gov told: Scrap immigration exemption from Data Protection Bill or we'll see you in court
Campaigners say proposed law would create a 'discriminatory' system for data access rights Campaign groups have increased pressure on the UK government to remove a section of the Data Protection Bill that could effectively prevent people gaining access to immigration data held on them.…
Up to 25% of new builds still can't get superfast broadband – study
I don't care about running water, where are my internets? Up to a quarter of new builds still lack access to superfast internet, according to a study by comparison site Thinkbroadband.…
Supermicro and VMware keep it green with vSAN Hyperconverged Solution
Webinar gives the full picture Promo Launched in August at VMWorld in Las Vegas, Supermicro’s vSAN Hyperconverged Solution promises to optimize performance for specific workload uses and make the world a greener place, thanks to its superior power efficiency.…
US startup wheels out EU-compliant drone traffic management app
And takes a swipe at American UAV regs An American upstart says it is the first company to implement the EU's vision of drone air traffic management – over the skies of Switzerland.…
It's ALIIIIIVE: Boffins detect slow-moving zombie star
Red giant revives a nearby corpse through the emission of cosmic wind The European Space Agency's INTEGRAL space observatory has captured an unusual piece of stellar voodoo: the moment when a dead star was brought back to life by a nearby red giant.…
SCREEEECH: US national security agency puts brakes on Qualcomm takeover
CFIUS sends Broadcom deal TITSUP* for 30 days American national security bods at the Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States (CFIUS) have asked Qualcomm to delay tomorrow’s vote on Broadcom’s proposed $117bn (£84.7bn) takeover.…
Dell EMC in bid to clap trade secrets injunction on staff now at Rubrik
Alleges ex-sales bods copied files and solicited former clients Dell EMC has tossed a trade secrets sueball at two ex-sales employees who left for Rubrik, alleging that they solicited other EMC staff to jump ship and approached Dell EMC customers.…
Swiss see Telly Tax as a Big Plus, vote against scrapping it
Country says no in licence referendum Swiss voters have decided to retain the country's costly TV licence in a referendum.…
Spring break! Critical vuln in Pivotal framework's Data parts plugged
Similar to Apache Struts flaw that stuffed Equifax Pivotal's Spring Data REST project has a serious security hole that needs patching.…
Continuous Lifecycle early bird offer extended
Nail down your tickets by St Patricks If you’ve been caught out by the end of our early bird ticket offer for Continuous Lifecycle, don’t despair...we’re extending it till March 16, giving you another chance to enjoy the best in DevOps, Containers, Agile and Continuous Delivery AND save a bundle.…
Copper feel, fibre it ain't: Ads regulator could face court for playing hard and fast with definitions
CityFibre applies for review, says ASA is failing consumers CityFibre has applied to take the Advertising Standards Authority's to court over its decision to approve the continued use of the term "fibre" to describe services delivered over copper-based networks.…
Google Flutter hits beta: Another go at cross-platform mobile dev
Using the Dart language for apps on Android and iOS MWC2018 Fancy a Flutter? Google is hoping users will take a bet on its new cross-platform mobile development framework, whose first beta was announced at Mobile World Congress last week.…
You can survive the migration from Windows vCenter server
The promised land of VCSA – time to start packing Up until relatively recently, VMware’s vCenter was a Windows-only affair. With version 5 came the VCSA (vCenter Server Appliance) based on a hardened Linux installation. It essentially left behind the legacy issues around management and patching (and all manner of other issues) that impact Windows. The next major release of vSphere is to be the last that supports a vCenter sat on Windows.…
Europe plans special tax for Google, Apple, Facebook, and Amazon
French minister says around two per cent of turnover sounds about right Bruno Le Maire, France's minister for the economy, has revealed that a plan to levy a special tax on Google, Apple, Facebook, and Amazon will soon be revealed by European authorities.…
Reg man wraps head in 49-inch curved monitor
Samsung's 3840 x 1080 CHG90 gives you 2,891 Excel cells ... and a sore neck Review In 2017 we learned that Samsung had given the world the CHG90, a curved, 49-inch, 3840 x 1080 monitor with a 32:9 aspect ratio. Rather a lot of Reg readers read and/or commented on the story about the screen and more than a few of you seemed intrigued by the ideas of having your heads just-about-surrounded by display.…
Sysadmin left finger on power button for an hour to avert SAP outage
Tedious Y2K maintenance made chap a bit vague, then a bit sore Who, me? Welcome to the seventh instalment of Who, me? The Register's new column in which readers share stories of the times they broke stuff without any help at all from users.…
WordPress is now 30 per cent of the web, daylight second
Open source dominates the content management system market The web-watchers at WTechs have just noted a milestone: WordPress now accounts for 30 per cent of the world's web sites.…
Bitcoin heist with a twist: This time it's servers that were stolen
Icelandic cops cuff 11 on suspicion of data centre robberies Icelandic police have cuffed 11 people in connection with four raids on data centres that targeted cryptocurrency mining equipment.…
Alibaba fires up a cloudy quantum computer
Five-qubit creation is behind the great firewall and outside it at the same time! Alibaba reckons the world needs another quantum computer in the cloud, so it's opened up access to an 11-qubit system.…
4G LTE pried open to reveal a slew of new protocol-level attacks
User location spoofing? Check. Fake emergency alerts? Check. Plenty more nasties, too A group of American university researchers have broken key 4G LTE protocols to generate fake messages, snoop on users, and forge user location data.…
Java EE renamed 'Jakarta EE' after Big Red brand spat
Oracle released the code, but not the name, so now devs have to make sure package names make sense The open source version of Java Enterprise Edition (Java EE) has been renamed Jakarta EE to satisfy Oracle's desire to control the "Java" brand.…
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