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Murdoch to Zuckerberg: Cough up cash, nerd
Here comes the great defender of journalism – and he wants Facebook to pay for news News Corp executive chairman and internationally despised publisher Rupert Murdoch has waded into the fake news debate – and demanded that internet giants pay journalists for their work.…
'WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON?' Linus Torvalds explodes at Intel spinning Spectre fix as a security feature
Patches slammed as 'complete and utter garbage' as Chipzilla U-turns on microcode Intel's fix for Spectre variant 2 – the branch target injection design flaw affecting most of its processor chips – is not to fix it.…
Facebook grows a conscience, admits it corroded democracy
Mr Zuckerberg, are we the baddies? Facebook has admitted it was "far too slow" to recognize that its systems were being used to "spread misinformation and corrode democracy."…
US govt shutdown lobs spanner in SpaceX's Falcon Heavy launch
Maiden flight faces delay as Congress squabbles over budgets SpaceX's Falcon Heavy maiden launch, pencilled in for the end of this month, is set to be delayed due to the ongoing US government shutdown.…
Playboy is suing Boing Boing over Imgur centrefold link
Court has been asked to toss out 'mystifying' sueball Iconic lads' mag Playboy is suing oddball internet culture website Boing Boing for linking to an Imgur archive featuring scans of centrefold models from over the years – a move described by the US Electronic Frontier Foundation as "frankly mystifying".…
Nominations open for comp restoration gong, the Tony Sale Award
Cash and trophy up for grabs A biennial award backed by the National Museum of Computing for "achievements in computer conservation or restoration" has opened its nominations.…
Firms pushing devices at teachers that let kids draw... on a screen? You BETT
Newsflash from Microsoft: Future of learning will be supported by teachers and technology Hold on to your hats, Reg readers - Microsoft has some ground-breaking news to offer you: kids of the future are going to need collaboration, problem-solving, critical thinking, and creativity skills for work.…
Blockchain rebrand sends Stapleton Capital's shares soaring
Shares only double in value this time Another company has discovered the secret of how to send shares soaring overnight: simply add "Blockchain" to your name.…
NHS OKs offshoring patient data to cloud providers stateside
It's up to you but the fluffy stuff is awesome, beams guidance The UK's National Health Service has said that Brits' patient data can be stored in the cloud – and has given US data centres party to Privacy Shield the thumbs-up.…
How digitalisation will change your storage culture
The rise and rise of flash How close to reality is the all-flash enterprise data centre?…
UK Army chief: Russia could totally pwn us with cable-cutting and hax0rs
Speech to think tank will warn of Brit weaknesses in key areas The UK needs to invest in up-to-date army tech, including protection from cyber attacks, the Ministry of Defence's chief of general staff will warn today.…
Tax Google and Facebook for a job subsidy scheme? Sigh
If you want more public interest journalism, you need a Big Gov IT Project™ Comment As British politicians are urged to target Facebook and Google with a new tax and pour the profits into a scheme for funding public interest journalism, it’s worth taking a close look at the vested interests demanding this course of action.…
Crappy Christmas! Dixons Carphone dials back profit expectations
It woz Brexit and 'cautious consumers' wot done it Dixons Carphone has slashed full-year profit estimates amid continued downward pressure on mobile phone margins over the Christmas quarter and "more cautious consumer" spending in the UK.…
HMRC dev support team cc blurtfest: Over 1,400 email addresses blabbed
Developers find out who else is testing HMRC's tools Almost 1,500 software developers registered to use HMRC's sandbox or API platform have had their email addresses blabbed in a mass email.…
The Reg visits London Met Police's digital and electronics forensics labs
Met lab tour throws up issues around storage, encryption and privacy versus security More than 90 per cent of crime has "a digital element," we were told as The Reg was welcomed into London Metropolitan Police's Central Communications Command Centre, near Lambeth Bridge on the Thames.…
PC sales get that post-Brexit vote sinking feeling
Price rises led to fewer shipments but..... PC makers - ones that use middlemen to reach customers - are selling fewer boxes in the UK but generating more cash from them because of post-Brexit vote price rises and demand shifting to higher-end gear.…
Squeezing more out of slippery big tech may even take tax reforms
Figures are growing but still puny compared to profits Over the next few weeks Facebook, Amazon and Google’s owner Alphabet report full-year results. Inevitably, this will reopen debate on whether big technology companies pay enough tax in countries outside the US bases, something that's been discussed for several years. The difference is that now politicians in several countries are talking about and implementing changes that could mean such companies pay significantly more in future.…
Take a former NSA head hacker, a Raspberry Pi, weird Kiwi radios and what do you get?
Legal - promise! - but completely mad Christmas lights, that's what ShmooCon The news that Rob Joyce, former head of the NSA's hacking squad and now White House cybersecurity coordinator, was giving a talk at the ShmooCon hacking conference raised hopes he would offer up some juicy insights into the surveillance state or Donald Trump's cyber policies.…
Dridex redux, with FTP serving the nasties
Venerable malware is back for another round of phishing phun Keep your eyes open for yet-another Dridex-based malware attack.…
'The capacitors exploded, showering the lab in flaming confetti'
In 'On-Call' techies blame users for messes. In 'Who, me?' it's all your own fault Who, me? Welcome to the very first edition of “Who, me?” a new Reg column we hope will prove as entertaining as our Friday On-Call tales of tech support gigs gone wrong.…
Smut site fingered as source of a million US net neutrality comments
Bad news for the FCC because the site has 55 staff and doesn't hand out email addresses SHMOOCON 2018 A new analysis of the comments made on the United States Federal Communications Commission's consultation on the future of net neutrality has shown the whole process of public comments was fatally flawed.…
Job ad for designer proves its point with MS Paint shocker
It’s the visual equivalent of "10 PRINT 'Developer Wanted'" The City of Los Angeles has sparked plenty of chuckles with a job ad for a “Graphics Designer” that shows how desperately a new hire is needed by apparently using Microsoft Paint to illustrate the opportunity.…
Meltdown/Spectre week three: World still knee-deep in something nasty
And years away from safety It is now almost three weeks since The Register revealed the chip design flaws that Google later confirmed and the world still awaits certainty about what the mistakes mean and what it will take to fix them.…
China flaunts quantum key distribution in-SPAAACE by securing videoconference
Satellite carries keys to Graz China has revealed more detail of its much-hyped satellite quantum key distribution network.…
Linux 4.15 becomes slowest release since 2011
It needs a ninth release candidate, thanks in part to Meltdown and Spectre Linus Torvalds has decided that Linux 4.15 needs a ninth release candidate, making it the first kernel release to need that much work since 2011.…
Europe waves through Qualcomm's NXP slurp
Chip-maker promises to play nice with others to secure deal Qualcomm's NXP Semiconductor has been cleared by European Commission regulators, which makes it pretty much a done deal.…
New Zealand joins the Space Race
Sunday success for local launchers Rocket Labs New Zealand has joined the list of spacefaring nations, courtesy of a US-Kiwi startup called Rocket Lab.…
Hey American business, here's how to use blockch ... sorry - we've been shut down
NIST delays advice and is very, very sorry about 2013 crypto SNAFU ShmooCon 2018 The political maneuvering that has shut much of the US government has delayed the National Institute of Standards and Technology's planned release of guidance about the risks and rewards of blockchain technology.…
Unlocked: The hidden love note on the grave of America's first crypto power-couple
BAAAB AABBB AAAAA BAAAA AABAA ABBAB ABBAA BAAAA AABAA AAABB AAABB ABAAA BAABA Shmoocon Among the 400,000 graves at the Arlington National Cemetery – a solemn US military graveyard in Virginia – lies the final resting place of cryptography pioneers William and Elizebeth Friedman.…
Cyber-coin crackdown continues: Commission charges couple crypto-currency company chiefs concerning 'conned' customers
Crikey! The US Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) is the latest financial watchdog to haul into court companies in the virtual currency space.…
Twitter breaks bad news to 677,775 twits: You were duped by Russia
Election manipulation wasn't as bad as feared – it was worse Twitter says it will warn hundreds of thousands of tweeters who deliberately or inadvertently interacted with Kremlin bots during the 2016 US presidential election.…
FCC drops idiotic plans to downgrade entire nation's internet speeds
US regulator won't pretend that mobile networks are equivalent to landlines Analysis America's favorite government watchdog – the Federal Communications Commission – has backtracked on plans to downgrade the entire country's internet, agreeing to maintain its current definition of what is broadband speed.…
In Soviet California, pedestrian hits you! Bloke throws himself in front of self-driving car
We're not sure why but maybe it will become a thing While commuter buses ferrying Apple and Google employees have been rerouted to avoid being shot at – reportedly with a pellet gun – GM Cruise has had less success keeping one of its self-driving cars out of harm's way.…
America restarts dodgy spying program – just as classified surveillance abuse memo emerges
There is literally nothing decent in this story Analysis The US Senate reauthorized a controversial NSA spying program on Thursday – and then, because it's 2018 and nothing matters any more, embarked on a partisan battle over a confidential memo that outlines Uncle Sam's alleged abuse of surveillance powers.…
OnePlus minus 40,000 credit cards: Smartmobe store hacked to siphon payment info to crooks
Chinese biz scrambles to tear down injected theft script OnePlus today confirmed thieves siphoned tens of thousands of people's credit card numbers from its online store.…
Talk about a positive mental pl-attitude: WD Ultrastars shed disks without hit to capacity
Revitalises midrange nearline air-filled tech Western Digital Corp's HGST unit has brought out 4 and 6TB nearline platter-reduced disk drives with an 8TB drive on the way.…
Internet giants removing 70 per cent of reported hate speech, crows European Commission
But we might still drum up some new regs, so keep it up Tech firms are removing more hate speech faster than before – so now EU lawmakers want them to improve their feedback to users.…
Is the writing on the wall for on-premises IT? This survey seems to say so
Suppliers, time to consider that SaaS and/or public cloud angle Research outfit 451 has run a survey that should get the pulses of on-premises IT suppliers beating faster.…
Apple: The exclusive sales channel for an, er, AI toothbrush
White plastic? No Space Grey? Word reaches us of an, er, AI-driven revolution taking place in dentistry but you’ll only be able to get you hands on Colgate’s Smart Electronic E1 Toothbrush from Apple as it is the exclusive sales channel.…
There are other, legal ways to nab Microsoft emails, privacy groups remind Supremes
Redmond finds allies in Irish data centre spat Allowing Uncle Sam to seize emails stored in Microsoft's Irish data centre would violate foreign data protection laws and risk setting a damaging precedent, the US Supreme Court has been told.…
Anglo, French space agencies sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G
UKSA and CNES buddy up on climate science, Mars missions The British and French space agencies have agreed to team up on more missions together.…
IBM turns panto villain as The Reg tells readers: 'It's behind you!'
Hello children, fancy a chat about muck-raking tech rags? The meltdown in corporate spin at IBM was apparent last week after the flames of publicity were fanned by The Register's report on the firm's proposals to redeploy tens of thousands of Global Technology Services staff.…
Court throws out BT's plans to reduce pension rates
Back to drawing board on £14bn pensions deficit Plans by BT to cut its huge pension deficit have been thrown out by the High Court in England. The UK's incumbent telco had wanted to shift the rate used to calculate final salary pension payments.…
Bigger Blue: Tonic for Ginni as IBM actually does OK in storage
Four quarters of growth in a row ain't too shabby Analysis Diving into IBM's fourth-quarter and full-year results show its storage surge has now run a whole year and possibly pushed Dell EMC into a "Refuse to Lose" channel campaign to regain sales momentum.…
Take a bow, TalkTalk, Post Office, Vodafone! You win most-whinged-about telcos award
Regulator figures show Sky, Tesco users as most content TalkTalk, Post Office and Vodafone were the most-complained-about telecoms service providers between July and September 2017, according to an Ofcom report released today.…
Digital mortgage service sounds handy, right? Oh, it's through UK.gov's Verify
Keys in hands of highly borkable ID gateway The UK government is cracking on with plans for a digital mortgage service to be launched this year, which will allow borrowers to sign mortgage deeds online via the Government Digital Service's deeply flawed Verify identity programme.…
Make it rain: NetApp sets up Cloud Infrastructure biz unit
Stuffs portfolio with CI, flash and converged solutions NetApp is setting up a Cloud Infrastructure business unit, giving it FlexPod, SolidFire and StorageGRID, and hiring a cloud services hotshot to run it.…
Why did I buy a gadget I know I'll never use?
Just put it under the desk along with all the others Something for the Weekend, Sir? It could get steamy in here. I have stripped off the layers and am now looking to turn up the heat. I’m looking forward to an afternoon of delightful tenderness with plenty of oohs and aahs.…
Delve into the hidden corners of security at CyberThreat18
New event set to infiltrate QEII Promo If you are a cybersecurity practitioner who feels on top of the latest developments in your field, CyberThreat18 may make you want to think again.…
You may not be a software company, but that isn't an excuse to lame-out at computering
If pizza delivery, coffee joints and banks can do it, so can you I don't begrudge organisations who want us to start calling them "software companies". People are free to do whatever they like with such trivial labels, I guess. But the tick of such labelling has always been an annoyance to me.…
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