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Jha rule-breaker and pals confess IoT gadget hack crimes, now facing the slammer A former New Jersey college student has copped to helping create and run the massive Mirai DDoS botnet.…

Web giant accused in court of withholding money AdTrader, an online ad agency, has accused Google of reneging on promised ad payments, stealing clients, and fraud.…

Buh buh buh buh buh buh buh but her emails! And those texts! Analysis In two weeks, a US law authorizing one of Uncle Sam's crucial mass snooping programs will expire.…

Australian tentacle has mucked things up at bank and border security agency Bosses at IBM's Australian outpost have been forced to remind staff to do their best work during the pre-Christmas rush – that time of year when outsourced clients want a lot of stuff done in a hurry before much of the world shuts down to overeat.…

Why use a slow expensive risky currency when you can do real-time bank-to-bank transfers? The governor of the Reserve Bank of Australia has opined that cryptocurrencies are most useful “to those who want to make transactions in the black or illegal economy, rather than everyday transactions” and concluded that current enthusiasm for the instruments therefore “feels more like a speculative mania than it has to do with their use as an efficient and convenient form of electronic payment.”…

Save now, learn later EVENTS If embracing Continuous Delivery of DevOps is on your New Year’s resolution list, you can get a head start by wrapping up your Continuous Lifecycle London 2018 tickets now - and save a stack of cash into the bargain.…

Happy with this Utopian vision of the driverless future? Tell the Highways Agency A Highways Agency report suggests that cars of the future could report road potholes automatically, with fleets of auto autos being instructed to swerve around them without human intervention.…

echo "Bot herders will love"; cat /etc/passwd # AT&T's DirecTV wireless kit has an embarrassing vulnerability in its firmware that can be trivially exploited by miscreants and malware to install hidden backdoors on the home network equipment, according to a security researcher.…

Six years's porridge. Dridex not a laundry soap – it's a Trojan An employee of Barclays Bank who laundered thousands of pounds on behalf of Moldovan cybercriminals was yesterday sentenced to six years and four months behind bars in Blighty.…

Paltry 50,000 sold, according to camera app download stats Andy Rubin's ambitions to create a new consumer electronics ecosystem are floundering at base camp. Sales of Essential's phone, which forms a key part of the strategy, are tepid.…

Retro Computers Ltd director hits back: So? We binned him Ailing ZX Spectrum Vega firm Retro Computers Ltd appears to have lost one of its key people, amid a battle of words between the MD and a former contractor.…

Bad news for regular TITSUP* offenders, good news for consumer choice Banks will have to publish details of incidents that stop people using their payment services under new rules proposed by the UK's Financial Conduct Authority.…

Metaphor wrought in flesh An experiment by staff at ISP Andrews & Arnold has redefined the meaning of a fibre connection by showing that a piece of wet string can handle ADSL.…

But taxi biz can restart work in Sheffield The northern city of York has voted against renewing Uber's licence as the backlash against the ride-hailing firm's business practices continues.…

No replacement named for bossman who oversaw £3.5bn takeover by US giant Head honcho at comms biz Cable & Wireless John Reid is to step down in early 2018.…

Plans to extend slurping to why kids quit mainstream education Plans to expand the vast National Pupil Database to include information on why kids leave mainstream education have been slammed by privacy campaigners.…

Store closures on the way? Did someone mention Brexit? Dixons Carphone execs handed out their numbers to world+dog today, showing profits plummeting by more than half in the firm’s half-year results. The plunge was chalked up to UK customers skipping mobile upgrades - a move that could signal further closures across its stores.…

True meaning of the season is all about how you overindulge Boozing in the morning, blazing family rows in the afternoon, and passing out in front of the telly – trousers unbuttoned – by 5pm. All of these are annual traditions of Christmas but when it comes to dinner, what makes the perfect festive nosh?…

Smartens up software act with raft of improvements Cloud storage and gateway supplier Nasuni has released software making its Edge Appliances faster, safer, and easily integrated.…

GPU-makers aren't members of the TPC. Will they join? The Transaction Processing Performance Council has decided the world needs a benchmark for systems running artificial intelligence workloads.…

Google, Facebook and Microsoft routed through PutinGrad, for no good reason A Border Gateway Protocol (BGP) routing incident saw a bunch of high-profile Internet destinations mis-routed through Russia on Tuesday, US time.…

Automated account-creator used bad passwords to detect when sites go bad Researchers working on a technology to detect unannounced data breaches have found, to their dismay, that one per cent of the sites they monitored were hacked over the previous 18 months.…

Come for the free movies, stay to dig Monero for a stranger Security experts claim four extremely popular video-streaming websites have been secretly loaded with crypto-currency-crafting code.…

Remember that 747 with an open door and a telescope? It spotted a moon-esque blip NASA's hypothesised that MU69, the Kuiper Belt object that is the New Horizons probe's next destination, has a moon.…

Marvell claims it'll have the first chipsets for new 10G WiFi ready for products in H2 2018 Chip-maker Marvell has claimed it will be the first to offer WiFi chipsets that bring the 802.11ax standard to the world.…

Seeing as India has biometric national ID, this seems like a pretty sensible idea India's decided it needs a third computer emergency response team, to protect government digital services.…

Rules that offering was a cryptocurrency speculation, not real attempt to fund app The US Securities and Exchange Commission has intervened to stop an initial coin offering (ICO) that attempted to raise US$15m for a restaurant review app named "Munchee".…

IE haunted by ghosts of past bugs – plus remote-code exec holes that'll chill your blood Microsoft has kicked out its December batch of software security fixes, the final Patch Tuesday of 2017.…

From version 12 onward, ME-equipped chips will defend against patch rollbacks Intel's Coffee Lake and Cannon Lake x86 processors can be fortified by computer manufacturers to prevent in hardware attempts to downgrade, exploit and potentially neuter Chipzilla's built-in creepy Management Engine.…

Two-decade-old hole lets hackers unlock encrypted data A 19-year-old vulnerability in the TLS network security protocol has been found in the software of at least eight IT vendors and open-source projects – and the bug could allow an attacker to decrypt encrypted communications.…

Dare we say it... Tosh won A peace has broken out between Western Digital and Toshiba over the future of their solid-state-memory factory joint-ventures.…

Nessus Pro V7 launch fiasco Tenable Security has given itself two problems, by releasing a product its users don't like, and then adding them all to a support email group that's sending uncomfortable volumes of messages.…

Trump signs defense law with No Eugenes clause, Kaspersky weighs options UPDATE President Donald Trump has signed the National Defense Authorization Act for 2018, which includes a ban on products from Kaspersky Lab running in US government agencies.…

And they cost $AU6m, on top of $89m for a replacement New South Wales TAFE's failed IT project will be a millstone around the organisation's neck for years, the state's Auditor-General warned yesterday.…

And we'll explain: Epic trolling, online pressure, window-dressing, serious wonk writing It may have escaped your notice but America's broadband watchdog, the FCC, will vote on Thursday on a provision that would effectively undermine net neutrality protections in the US. People are – and this may shock you – not happy about it.…

Venti vanilla skinny latte with sprinkles of JavaScript and a side of Monero mining, please Starbucks has joined the long growing list of organizations that have inadvertently and silently mined alt-coins on customers' computers for mystery miscreants.…

President Trump due to sign into law regulations that overrule federal judge Fellow Americans: if you receive a drone as a Christmas gift this year, you will probably have to register it with the US federal government.…

Quantum claims to node its new stuff totally dunks on rival Quantum has announced an Xcellis scale-out NAS system, claiming performance is three times better than the next-best competing NAS system.…

Scientists create self-applying membrane to protect cell A new battery designed at the University of Waterloo in Ontario could triple the range of electric vehicles, a new paper has claimed.…

The Social Network rises to criticism from former exec Facebook has taken the unusual step of responding to comments by former VP Chamath Palihapitiya that the social media giant was "destroying how society works".…

Major tax overhaul to appease govs and regulators Facebook has said it will no longer send advertising revenue through Ireland, and instead pay taxes in the countries where profits are earned.…

Chip-accelerated WAN could do wonders in the cloud Fujitsu Labs has fitted a parallelising FPGA to a server and quadrupled effective 10Gbit/s networking capacity.…

What you really want is translucency Large tech company reps quizzed over their use of algorithms have said they'd like to be transparent with users... just not too transparent.…

Building management systems easily hackable – researchers Britain's freezing weather has reanimated the issue of insecure building control systems.…

We've long admired you from afar, croons French outsourcer Tech consultant (and UK public sector buddy) Atos has offered to buy mobile chip-smith Gemalto for €4.3bn (£3.79bn) in a deal announced yesterday.…

Latest edge box pumps out more data with haste, claims vendor NAS accelerator Avere has introduced a beefier box to top its edge filer range – the FXT 5850.…

Playing catchup with Britain, or taking a slightly different tack? Two Swedish families are to start data-gathering trials for Volvo’s driverless car project, revealing that the Chinese-owned Swedish carmaker is quite a long way behind British autonomous vehicle R&D.…

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to work we go Manchester workers were blamed for knocking out hosting business UKFast's data centre today, after it seems some hapless bod cut a cable with a pickaxe.…

Who best to drain the swamp? Why, the biggest alligator Comment The co-founder of the website that has propagated some of the internet's most enduring falsehoods on an industrial scale will address a Westminster conference about "fake news".…

'Tis the season of glad tidings, goodwill – and job cuts Seagate has said it will reduce its global headcount by 500 staffers, not long after its CEO praised all of its employees for continually going "above and beyond".…