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Analytics is about the journey AND destination Sponsored If software is eating the world, then hackathons are its fast-food restaurants. Groups of developers come together for short periods to try to solve pressing problems. This happens in sectors from healthcare to retail, and now it's happening in transportation too.…

...We import two-thirds of our digital. That! is! a! disgrace! In a desperate attempt to improve our international trade prospects, UK digital minister Matt Hancock has jetted off on a "cyber trade mission" to "tap huge markets in Singapore and promote UK fintech sector in Tokyo."…

Elizabeth Baron found genuine use for virtual reality in the design process Interview In an era defined by Microsoft, Facebook, Google, Apple and Samsung, it's understandable, easy even, to become complacent and look only to Silicon Valley for tech innovation and leadership. Smartphones, touchscreen, mega search, the app economy... if all these things and more didn't come from a handful of US tech firms, they were certainly popularised and monetised by them.…

Expect problems and delays Updated Microsoft customers across Europe are reporting problems connecting to Exchange Online, including an inability to connect as well as time lags.…

Old McDonald had a server farm, EA, EA, Oh! One of the more wizened roles in IT is the enterprise architect, or, “EA” for those in a hurry. Meanwhile, those cowpokes over in the wide open office plans of DevOps country have little regard for these EA types.…

UK taxman's CDIO Jacky Wright currently on 'sabbatical' Exclusive The incoming Chief Digital Information Officer of HMRC is to recuse herself from making any decisions regarding Microsoft, as she is on sabbatical from the company under a two-year placement with the taxman.…

No, not redundos or cost cutting... bonuses for the 'top performing' little people Repeated redundancy programmes and the imposition of penny pinching measures can make a workforce glum, no matter how many fancy dress days a company offers: DXC Technologies might have realised this.…

Plans hiring too, but the 'We closed Sydney because of real estate costs' line looks thin “Veritas” is the Latin word for truth, a fact we mention because data management software vendor Veritas has offered The Register a revised explanation for the closure of its Sydney support desk after we received information that told a different story.…

Automattic is willing to delay an update and rewrite code if it means legal certainty Automattic, the developer of the popular content management system WordPress, has decided to stop using Facebook's React.js library, citing legal concerns.…

Project 'Honolulu' gives some PowerShell-only jobs a GUI and hyperconverges Windows Microsoft's Ignite gabfest kicks off in a fortnight and Redmond will use it to show off a shiny new Windows Server admin GUI that includes tools previously only available in PowerShell.…

Jabra's Evolve 80 will hush your office, but the red warning ring is mere bling EARS-ON TEST The Register's Sydney eyrie will soon be demolished, so Vulture South needs a new office and we're probably going to nestle into a shared workspace.…

Memory management wonks, this release is for you. And also you Hyper-V admins Linus Torvalds has unsentimentally loosed release candidate one of Linux 4.14 a day before the 26th anniversary of the Linux-0.01 release, and told penguinistas to expect a few big changes this time around.…

Disappearance of anti-Nutanix buttons becomes 'happened in Vegas, stays in Vegas' thing The alleged theft of marketing material uncomplimentary to hyperconverged heavyweight Nutanix appears to have become a cold case.…

Company tried to find and patch vulnerable systems, but we know what happened next Equifax's chief information officer and chief security officer “are retiring” and the company has admitted it knew Apache Struts needed patching in March, but looks to have fluffed attempts to secure the software.…

After lightning fundraising round, Cosmos puts Ethereum high on dev roadmap In April, the Cosmos project raised about $17m in half an hour on the promise to someday let users freely share tokens among Bitcoin, Ethereum and other popular blockchain protocols.…

No further penalties for ride-sharing giant, however The city of Portland, Oregon has released its full report on illegal operations by ride-sharing company Uber in 2014.…

Horse, meet stable door Two US senators on Friday introduced legislation to set up the National Commission on the Cybersecurity of the United States Election Systems, to examine the possibility that people tried to hack the 2016 election.…

A hidden British engineering gem: The Hovercraft Museum Geeks' Guide to Britain Did you know that the word “hovercraft” was once patented? And did you know that Great Britain is a world leader in the design and manufacture of the floaty transporters, and has been for half a century?…

Electrophorus electricus is not something to be messed with One man has calculated the power of electric shocks emitted from electric eels on the human arm - his in fact - all in the name of science.…

'Free speech' Twitter alternative alleges antitrust foul A social network that fancies itself a "free speech" competitor to Twitter is suing Google after its app was removed from the Play Store.…

And *clunk* – cyrptocurrency value drops 20 per cent China has ordered all Bitcoin and cryptocurrency exchanges to cease trading by the end of Friday, causing a massive drop in its value worldwide.…

Sorta, kinda, well not really Google has promised to end the infuriating autoplay of videos in its Chrome browser – but with a heap of exceptions that may actually make the problem worse.…

All options on the table, and Apple, Facebook, Google ain't gonna like any of 'em A proposed plan to make sure that digital giants like Apple, Google and Facebook pay more in tax within Europe has moved forward with remarkable speed and a paper will be put to European governments at the end of the month.…

UK dedicated systems not affected Equifax UK has surfaced to say that British systems were not affected by a recently disclosed megahack, however 400,000 UK people were affected due to a “process failure.”…

IN ALL CAPS, no less It has long been a frustrating marketing ploy pushed by mobile phone operators: claiming that they offer better network coverage and speeds than their competitors.…

Typosquatting attack hits the PyPI registry The Slovakian National Security Authority on Thursday warned that PyPI, the repository for Python software packages, has been hosting malicious software libraries.…

Like watching a black screen dry (literally) A number of HP Inc device owners are complaining of seeing black screens for around five to 10 minutes after entering their Windows login information.…

Help wanted at Equifax. Badly Further evidence has emerged regarding the insecurity of Equifax’s web setup, as independent security researcher Scott Helme reports having uncovered all manner of problems with Equifax’s security header configuration.…

One home at a time With Apple playing catchup to Samsung, the big phone story of the year belongs to Essential. And the big story with Essential isn't really the phone.…

Answers on a postcard, please "Unprecedented challenge" was the phrase which kept being repeated in a recent Treasury Select Committee hearing regarding Brexit, the customs union and HMRC.…

Two months after the biz told El Reg, 'no, no, David Goulden is going nowhere'. Dell EMC president and boss of the Infrastructure Solutions Group, David Goulden, is leaving the business at the end of the company’s fiscal year, The Register can reveal.…

Lures thirsty reporters to watch webinar In an attempt to bribe entice viewers to expose their eyes to an upcoming online webinar introducing containers, Red Hat has offered free beer and burgers delivered right to the punter's premises.…

Go on, Supremes, have another look at that Microsoft ruling, wouldya? Google will not contest new warrants for overseas data - as long as they are made outside the Second Circuit, according to the US Department of Justice.…

Caveat emptor: It's not what you think While Apple was making the iPhone less dependent on a Mac or PC, this week, it was tying its Watch even closer to the iPhone - contrary to what Apple's marketing material wants you to think.…

Doors open in three weeks for AI and ML extravaganza Tickets are flying off the shelves for MCubed London, so if you want to ensure your place at our two day conference on Artificial Intelligence, Machine Learning and data analytics, don’t hang around.…

Not that data watchdog expects to get that money paid A Welsh firm responsible for 146 million nuisance PPI calls has been slapped with a £350,000 fine by the Information Commissioner’s Office - not that the data watchdog is confident that penalty will be paid.…

Oi: Less contempt of court on Facebook and Twitter, says gov law bloke The UK's Attorney General is pondering whether to tighten up contempt of court laws and target Facebook and Twitter users who comment about live criminal trials.…

Waves off another exec in the name of progress Hewlett Packard Enterprise is waving bye to another long standing exec as it puts more meat on the new structure that is part of a wider plan to make more money build a long term operational and financial blueprint.…

Intros CENTA - that new money smell Three of the Bank of England’s cyber specialists have joined NCC Group to lead a newly established threat assurance unit at the UK-based security consultancy firm.…

It's coming for your jobs, very, very slowly ROTM It's the most eco-friendly DNA walker I know, computer scientist Damien Woods told The Register.…

But the mission is far from over, say scientists Cassini, one of NASA’s flagship spacecraft, is poised to meet its fiery end today as it plunges down into Saturn’s atmosphere at a speed of 123,000kph (77,000mph) per hour, where it will soon vaporise.…

Sounds like a good idea but looks can be deceptive Something for the Weekend, Sir? Right. Right. Right. No, left. I said LEFT! Oh for the love of humanity, swipe left now! My eyes! Sorry, no, I mean "My EARS!"…

It's 2017 and SVGA device can p0wn enterprise software. Sigh VMware's given vAdmins a busy Friday by disclosing three nasties to patch.…

We like your startups – now help post-Brexit UK and start selling abroad DSEI 2017 Britain should ramp up exports of defence tech wares after Brexit - and this means more than the traditional guns ‘n’ spyware, according to defence procurement minister Harriett Baldwin MP.…

You are our product, says The Social Network™, and we productised your racism Facebook has blamed its users for the fact that advertisers on The Social Network™ could target their ads to “Jew-haters” and other anti-Semitic terms.…

Lock down your UIs, developers – customisation can confuse cretins ON-CALL Welcome again to On-Call, the Friday feature in which we help Reg readers to recount times when they were asked to fix problems that should never have happened.…

Why people hate cheese and speaker worn in the vagina also score 'make you laugh, then make you think' awards 2017's Ig Nobel prizes have been awarded, again with the aim of shining a light on science that first makes you laugh and then makes you think.…

S3izure made things tricky for an hour, but was no apocalypS3 to match March mess The world received an unpleasant reminder of what it's like to live without the cloud on Thursday, after Amazon Web Services' Simple Storage Service fluttered for an hour or so.…

Jobs look to be on their way to India Storage management software vendor Veritas is shrinking its Sydney office, a move The Register understands will mean the loss of over 65 jobs in the support team stationed in the Australian city at risk.…

You're going to run a pair of servers to run things and pre-analyse their data, OK? The Transaction Processing Performance Council (TPC) has decided the world needs a benchmark for the Internet of Things, or at least for the gateways that will do initial processing of data that things generate.…