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Fear the SAP-slap? Users can anonymously submit questions about licensing naughtiness
Better than having to stump up £54.5m in back payments SAP is to offer feedback on anonymised indirect licensing as concern and confusion about the rules grows among customers.…
IT admins hate this one trick: 'Having something look like it’s on storage, when it is not'
Memory... lights the access speed of RAM. (Or does it?) Debate An argument about how to solve the same technical problem has sprung up between two rival startups with plenty of reason to say the other's tech is not up to scratch. But they raise some interesting issues about how to solve slow access to moved files, where to store metadata, and more.…
Q: How do you test future driverless car tech? A: Slurp a ton of real-world driving data
Move UK consortium gathers data for insurers and regulators A group of council delivery drivers in East London are riding new £28,000 Land Rover Discovery Sport vehicles. A bit extravagant? Yes, deliberately so: these cars are testbeds for the Move UK autonomous car tech data-gathering project.…
Consistency is key to Oracle and Microsoft's hybrid cloud clout
How can the other players up their game on and off-premises? Analysis Run the Azure Stack on-premises and you can move data and apps to the Azure public cloud with ease. It's the same software environment. Run the Oracle Cloud at Customer on-premises and move apps and data to the Oracle public cloud with ease. It's the same software and billing environment.…
European Patent Office staff rep blames prez for 'slipping quality'
Overseers told of low morale, poor performance and even suicides Fed up with years of willful ignorance, staff at the European Patent Office publicly called out their president in front of the organization's overseeing body.…
Has Nexenta's growth stalled?
SW-defined storage maker gets extra cash to start 2017 Has software-defined storage supplier Nexenta's growth stalled? Far from it, its CEO and chairman insisted. It's booming and additional significant funding is coming, apparently.…
Ex-Autonomy CFO seeks to have US fraud charges tossed out
Hussain's lawyers say exec can't be tried in the States for what allegedly happened in UK The former chief financial officer of ill-fated $11bn HP acquisition Autonomy is asking a US court to dismiss felony fraud charges related to his role in the 2011 merger deal.…
NASA readies its asteroid warning system for harmless flyby
Reminder: amateur astronomers, watch out for 2012 TC4, you might get lucky With asteroid 2012 TC4 about to pass between Earth and the moon, NASA is gearing up for its much-anticipated live test of its warning system.…
Qualcomm offers concessions to secure NXP Semi takeover
Reports say patent, interop promises on the table Qualcomm is hoping it can cut a deal with the European Union to get the go-ahead for its multi-billion NXP Semiconductors acquisition.…
'There has never been a right to absolute privacy' – US deputy AG slams 'warrant-proof' crypto
Fourth Amendment trumps your math, nerds Continuing the US government's menacing of strong end-to-end encryption, Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein told an audience at the US Naval Academy that encryption isn't protected by the American Constitution.…
'Israel hacked Kaspersky and caught Russian spies using AV tool to harvest NSA exploits'
Explosive new claims also put a bomb under US-Israeli cooperation The brouhaha over Russian spies using Kaspersky antivirus to steal NSA exploits from a staffer's home PC took an explosive turn on Tuesday.…
Hackers nick $60m from Taiwanese bank in tailored SWIFT attack
Arrests after customized malware apparently used to drain millions Hackers managed to pinch $60m from the Far Eastern International Bank in Taiwan by infiltrating its computers last week. Now, most of the money has been recovered, and two arrests have been made in connection with the cyber-heist.…
Outlook, Office 2007 slowly taken behind the shed, shots heard
Farewell, you're out of extended support: No more updates, security fixes from Microsoft A decade after their release, Microsoft Office 2007 and Outlook 2007 today fell out of extended support. Gaze teary-eyed at your installation discs. The software has entered the Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul.…
Apple's iPhone X won't experience the joy of 6...
...says analyst who reckons Cupertino's next big iThing will fall short of its last big iThing Apple's upcoming iPhone X will be its biggest in years, but will still fall short of sales expectations.…
It's 2017... And Windows PCs can be pwned via DNS, webpages, Office docs, fonts – and some TPM keys are fscked too
But at least there's no Flash update (not this week, anyway) Microsoft today released patches for more than 60 CVE-listed vulnerabilities in its software. Meanwhile, Adobe is skipping October's Patch Tuesday altogether.…
It's 2017... And Windows PCs can be pwned via DNS, webpages, Office docs, fonts – and some TPM keys are fscked too
But at least there's no Flash update (not this week, anyway) Microsoft today released patches for more than 60 CVE-listed vulnerabilities in its software. Meanwhile, Adobe is skipping October's Patch Tuesday altogether.…
Equifax: About those 400,000 UK records we lost? It's now 15.2M. Yes, M for MEELLLIOON
Brits will be warned by post, agency says Updated Last month, US credit score agency Equifax admitted the personal data for just under 400,000 UK accounts was slurped by hackers raiding its database. On Tuesday this week, it upped that number ever-so-slightly to 15.2 million.…
Google: This may shock you, but we also banked thousands of dollars to run Russian propaganda
Big sums spent on shady search ads amid US elections Joining Facebook and Twitter, Google has now been sucked into an investigation into how Russia influenced the US presidential elections last year.…
Google: This may shock you, but we also banked thousands of dollars to run Russian propoganda
Big sums spent on shady search ads amid US elections Joining Facebook and Twitter, Google has now been sucked into an investigation into how Russia influenced the US presidential elections last year.…
Apple's iOS password prompts prime punters for phishing: Too easy now for apps to swipe secrets, dev warns
Fake login request boxes spark formal bug report Apple, we have a problem. A bug report filed Monday through Open Radar – which mirrors bug reports developers submit to Apple's private bug tracking system – suggests that password prompts in iOS apps can be misused to steal passwords and other secrets.…
Et tu Accenture? Then fall S3er: Consultancy giant leaks private keys, emails and more online
AWS config blunder spills secrets all over the internet Updated Yet another organization has been caught exposing sensitive data to the public internet: this time it is Accenture – consultants to the great and the good – with a misconfigured AWS S3 bucket leaking access keys and other private documents.…
Samsung rings death knell for disk, gears up for QLC flash production
I see you shiver with antici... pation Samsung has confirmed its 4bit/cell flash is incoming – that's a QLC (quad-level cell) NAND chip.…
Hackers in Arab world collaborate more than hoodie-clad Westerners
Ideological unity drives 'spirit of sharing' in crimeware market Cybercriminals in the Arab states are some of the most co-operative in the world, according to a new report by Trend Micro.…
RDX removable disk has ransomware protection begging to be bypassed
RansomBlock tech stops unauthorised access and changes to data The RDX is a neat niche removable disk storage product that can now tell ransomware to get lost.…
Before you head into Office 365, pull on this cosy Cloud Archive
Mimecast promises fast mail search and (of course) GDPR-friendly tools Email archiver Mimecast has promised a subscription drug to cut through GDPR pain.…
Visual Studio Team Services having some 'performance issues'
Microsoft suspects 'code change' behind slow calls Microsoft has said it suspects a code change has caused "performance issues" for its cloud-based code repository and dev collaboration platform, Visual Studio Team Services.…
Brit bank fined £75k over 1.5 MEEELLION text and email spamhammer
And London advertising firm spanked for similar campaign A Bradford-based bank has been fined by the UK's data privacy watchdog for sending illegal marketing texts and emails.…
Overdraft-fiddling hackers cost banks in Eastern Europe $100m
Mules open forged accounts, crooks clear them out from foreign ATMs Hybrid cyber attacks on banks in former Soviet states has already resulted in estimated losses of $100m.…
Kotlin's killin' Java among Android devs
By the end of 2018, says Realm, Kotlin will overtake Java for Android apps Java on Android is dying, and before long will be dominated by Kotlin, or so says a selective slice of developer data.…
Footie ballsup: Petition kicks off to fix 'geometrically impossible' street signs
All hexagons and no pentagons makes Jack a very dull... A petition has been launched to update the UK Traffic Signs Regulations to include a geometrically correct football.…
Outage at EE affecting voice calls across the country
EE phone home EE customers have been hit with a nationwide outage, with many unable to make calls this morning.…
Capita goes to Jon Lewis for CEO
Never knowingly undersold Everyone's favourite outsourcer Capita has appointed Jonathan Lewis as its new CEO, after former grande fromage Andy Parker left last month, due to a series of profit warnings.…
Real Mad-quid: Murky cryptojacking menace that smacked Ronaldo site grows
They’re taking our processor cycles Cryptojacking is well on its way to becoming a new menace to internet hygiene.…
BlackBerry's new Motion will move you neither to tears of joy nor sadness
It's an Android with a few frills and BBM. Fine First Fondle BlackBerry's new "Motion" handset is a solid Android with some nice touches that, if it lives up to its battery life promises, will be a solid contender for mid-to-premium handset buyers.…
Russia to block access to cryptocurrency exchanges' websites – report
Central bank deputy governor calls them 'dubious' Russia has announced a ban on the websites of cryptocurrency exchanges.…
Star Wars: Cineworld can't handle demand for tickets to new flick
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to nerds raging on Twitter Europe's second largest cinema, Cineworld, is struggling to meet demand for Star Wars: The Last Jedi.…
BAE confirms it is slashing 2,000 jobs
Redundancies down to falling demand, says chief exec BAE Systems has confirmed it is to slash 2,000 jobs across its military, maritime and intelligence services operations.…
OpenEBS v0.4 is live, uses Google container scheduling tech
Kubernetes grunt-powered community storage software Multi-app enterprise storage startup CloudByte has announced v0.4 of OpenEBS, hyperconverged block storage for stateful applications on the Kubernetes platform.…
Three words: Synthetic gene circuit. Self-assembling bacteria build pressure sensor
Because 3D printers are sooo 2006 Beware, 3D printers. Self-assembling bacteria are coming for your jobs. Specially designed bacteria can organise themselves to make a three-dimensional pressure sensor, new research shows.…
Got a software development and deployment story?
Tell us what you’re doing - or not doing - with DevOps, Containers, Agile The call for papers for Continuous Lifecycle 2018 closes in a couple of weeks, meaning you’ve still got the chance to tell your peers, and us, exactly how software development and delivery should work.…
Rattled toymaker VTech's data breach case exiting legal pram
Motion to dismiss case of 6.4m leaked kids' accounts looks likely to succeed VTech, the toy company pierced by attackers in late 2015, is hoping an Illinois court will toss out the resulting class action against it.…
Leaky-by-design location services show outsourced security won't ever work
Google and Facebook can't – or won't – anticipate misuses of data that shouldn't exist We’re leaking location data everywhere, and it's time to fix it by design.…
Cortana, please finish my sentences in Skype TXTs
Redmond's AI assistant can now scan your messages and make your more eloquent If you're really, really awkward in Skype text conversations, or you just want someone to think you're paying attention without all that pesky human interaction, you can now get help from Cortana.…
Hitting 3 nanometers to cost chipmaker TSMC at least US$20 billion
That's the price for continuing to cook Apple's cores Taiwanese chip heavyweight TSMC has announced the location for its future 3 nm chip-making factory in late September and has now put a figure on how much that's going to cost: a cool $US20 billion.…
Splunk acquires rival Rocana and some of its techies
In 2015 the two were at each other's throats over a blog post. We think we can say who won! Splunk has announced the acquisition of a rival company named Rocana with which it once fought a bitter blog-fuelled legal battle.…
Smut-watchers suckered by evil advertising
'Millions' of Pr0rnHüb visitors offered fake browser updates Security bods have closed off a malvertising campaign targeting an ad network spread through an ad network that targeted smut site P0rnHub.…
Zuck shows Virtual Empathy by visiting Puerto Rico in VR
The Social Network™ indulges in disaster pr0n in the week it has new VR kit landing Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has visited Puerto Rico in virtual reality.…
Australia launches critical infrastructure security reforms
Part 1: find out who owns what. Part 2: get them to take security seriously ... or else Sysadmin-in-chief of Australia's telecommunications industry, Attorney-General George Brandis, has released plans to anoint himself in a similar role in other critical infrastructure sectors, starting with an ownership register.…
Boffins' bonkers fibre demo: 53 Tbps down ONE piece of glass
Japan's NICT looks to data centres of the future If you've always wanted to pump more than 50 Tbps down a data centre fibre, good news: it can be done. The bad news is that right now, it needs a fair whack of boffinry and equipment.…
Calm down, Elon. Deep learning won't make AI generally intelligent
Professor Mark Bishop on the dangers of deep stupidity Minds Mastering Machines Mark Bishop, a professor of cognitive computing and a researcher at the Tungsten Centre for Intelligent Data Analytics (TCIDA) at Goldsmiths, University of London, celebrated the successes of deep learning during a lecture at the Minds Mastering Machines conference on Monday, but stressed the limits of modern AI.…
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