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Patch incoming, hardware recall required to fully address underlying problem Analysis Amazon has pushed out an emergency security update to its door-unlocking system called Key – which is used by couriers to let themselves into people's homes to drop off packages inside when folks are out.…

Nothing like unauth'd hijacking, Heartbleed-style bugs to patch ASAP Oracle has published an out-of-band software update to address a handful of security flaws in parts of the PeopleSoft HR software.…

Plus AWS creds, public-facing S3 buckets packed with info Chinese drone maker DJI left the private key for its dot-com's HTTPS certificate exposed on GitHub for up to four years, according to a researcher who gave up with the biz's bug bounty process.…

Analytics biz now a first-party service on Azure Databricks and Microsoft are getting cosy in the cloud, in a move that will give the Spark-wrangling company access to a new set of customers.…

Is the Oracle of Omaha cutting his losses? Legendary investor Warren Buffett appears to be cutting his losses on his IBM investment, slashing his shares by one-third in the last quarter.…

GPDR compliance and deduped cloud backend Backup Exec, Veritas' SME backup product, now sports a subscription-based payment scheme, deduping cloud backends and offering GDPR compliance help.…

MPs kick the ethics question back into touch AEV Bill A new law won't force driverless cars' software developers to explicitly consider the infamous Trolley Problem – but the UK government may later decide to implement something similar.…

Details from decommissioned UK webshop scoured Pawnbroking and secondhand goods outlet Cash Converters has suffered a data breach.…

You've grown so much, you piece of @£$ Terdot, a banking Trojan that has been around since mid-2016, has been re-engineered with updated information and credential thievery as well as social media account monitoring functionality.…

Smacked in Florida, California Tezos, the blockchain startup that raised $232m in July, has been served with at least two US class-action lawsuits for allegedly defrauding fundraisers as well as breaking rules for offering securities.…

Yes, and Azure NFS and HCI also looking good While still well short of its fiscal 2015 revenue glory days, NetApp has said its all-flash array sales are on fire, and expects more of the same.…

Non-disclosure agreement prompts uproar Chinese drone maker DJI faces questions from infosec researchers about its bug bounty programme. Sources have told The Register that a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) they were invited to sign would result in the company "owning their actions".…

Also, we’ve not delayed the spectrum auction. Anyway, Three started it! Chief exec of BT, Gavin Patterson, has admitted the telco is struggling to make a business case for 5G investment, given the huge costs of getting the network off the ground.…

You win some, you lose some – proposals snuffed out at vote Oracle's stockholders have voted against the company's amended executive pay plan, along with a proposal for greater transparency on its gender pay gap.…

They also want to geofence motorways AEV Bill A cyclists' association wants software developers for any "errors" in driverless car software to be "criminally prosecuted".…

IoT is not the same as IT... normal infosec does not pply Michael Dell, chairman and CEO of Dell Technologies, last month announced a $1bn investment in IoT R&D over the next three years.…

Productivity melts, economy dives... actually, neither is true Slackers of Europe, it might be a good time to enjoy a little me-time as techies at the messaging and collaboration app biz attempt to wake the supposed productivity improvement tool from its slumber.…

Commentards didn't hold back and some experts disagreed The Register's recent story about the failure of most UK high street banks to follow web security best practices has provoked a lively debate among security experts.…

Ever heard of 'GDS'? Yup, that was me ¡Bong! Every man must make a reckoning, and now I must make mine. มาลัย (which means 'Garland of Flowers' in Thai), please note the following.…

Criticises European Court of Justice before deadline for comments on looming cases Google's general counsel has signalled the company intends to fight, hard, against broad interpretations of the European Union's right to be forgotten.…

Boffins look on the bright side of detecting basically nothing Physicists have ruled out the existence of axions once considered possible dark matter candidates.…

Chipzilla goes back to the drawing board on expensive math accelerator line Intel has scrapped Knights Hill, an upcoming addition to its high-end many-core Xeon Phi chip family, and will go back to the drawing board for its microarchitecture.…

Uh, er, hey look, VS 2017 fans – there's some AI tools, though! Microsoft and GitHub on Wednesday announced real-time collaboration in their respective code editors, almost as if they'd been collaborating.…

Stopping the powerful changing history, Orwell style At the Internet Archive's headquarters in San Francisco, California, on Wednesday, technologists, educators, archivists, and others fact-oriented folks gathered to discuss how they and the like-minded can save news from the memory hole – a conceit conjured by George Orwell to describe a political mechanism for altering the truth.…

Size does matter... especially when you've got launch deadlines to hit Intel and Micron have expanded their XPoint production fab in Utah, USA, as the clock ticks down to the launch of XPoint DIMMs in the second half of 2018.…

This week in fact Earlier this week, the official Facebook and Twitter accounts of the Russian Ministry of Defense said it had "irrefutable evidence" the US was aiding ISIS in Syria – and revealed four grainy photos apparently backing up its claims.…

Microsoft classified as a telco, so told to cough up. It may gaufre an appeal Skype has failed in its appeal against a 2016 fine in Belgium for failing to help authorities tap calls in a criminal investigation, with the court saying it must comply with the country's telecommunications laws.…

Chips to the rescue Sponsored One of the greatest barriers to broader cloud adoption is security.…

Boffins find smartmobe accelerometers can turn your gait into a biometric A trio of Indian boffins have studied the use of smartphone accelerometers as biometric sensors and concluded they could be a handy way to identify users.…

And this time it's caught up by adding data de-duplication Microsoft's revealed that Storage Spaces Direct will return in the next semi-annual version of Windows Server.…

Sensor in pill, bluetooth patch on arm, app in phone ... and crossed fingers nothing leaks What could possibly go wrong when drug companies embed into a pill, so that after you swallow it connects to a smartphone app and then sends data over the internet?…

Sales down, orders up, hopes pinned on intent-based networking (A.K.A. a dash of AI) Cisco suffered a decline in revenue for Q1 2018, weighed down by ongoing weakness in its switch and router business.…

Meetings cancelled as conferencing tool goes dark following weekend maintence Customers of online web conference meeting service Adobe Connect have been unable or have struggled to access the collaboration tool for several days.…

But it's still better than nothing Analysis The United States government has published its new policy for publicly disclosing vulnerabilities and security holes.…

Fallchill file-stealing malware raids American networks The FBI and US Homeland Security have issued an alert about a new strain of malware infecting American corporate systems and stealing sensitive data.…

What's Russian for "section 702 s***show"? Analysis The reauthorization of a controversial US government spying program has made further progress with the Senate's intelligence committee putting forward its recommendations to the whole Senate.…

Remote desktop dev claims Cupertino froze them out A patent lawsuit alleging that Apple froze out a third-party software developer has been given credence by America's International Trade Commission (USITC), which will investigate the complaint.…

Certs revoked, but where are the updates? The impact of a recently discovered cryptographic vulnerability involving smartcards is causing issues in Spain similar to those previously experienced in Estonia.…

The BlueBorne ultimatum Updated Amazon and Google have automatically patched people's Echo and Home AI assistant devices, respectively, to defend against recently discovered Bluetooth-related security vulnerabilities.…

We're running out of backcronyms for TITSUP* Customers of Lloyds Banking Group banks and TSB have been shut out of their online banking this afternoon.…

In 71,000 years, it'll be closer than disappointing dustball Proxima Centauri b A new study to appear in Astronomy & Astrophysics has detected what could be our closest exoplanet that is not only rocky, but also orbits a star with a low amount of solar activity that could help an atmosphere survive – Ross 128 b.…

Shh, ignore senior Brit officers saying armed forces on brink of collapse As recently retired senior officers told UK Parliament that the armed forces are at risk of "institutional failure", the Ministry of Defence told the world's press that soldiers are playing with Xbox controllers.…

Employees worried it's a loop-your-own-noose initiative DXC Technologies employees fear a company request to profile their skills on a new management portal will be used by top brass to elbow them out of the door in the next round of compulsory redundancies.…

If that were the case, you might actually Do Us Proud Two Plusnet adverts selling business broadband have been ruled "misleading" by the UK Advertising Standards Agency.…

Beefier grunts from Chipzilla's latest and greatest The HPC server gruntbox space is flourishing, with suppliers pumping out Broadwell-to-Skylake updates one after the other, Huawei being the latest.…

We swapped out Lord Jesus for meat in sweet bread Budget pastry purveyor Greggs has been forced to apologise after substituting a sausage roll for Baby Jesus in its limited-edition advent calendar.…

57: Mozilla's big bid for relevance Interview The Mozilla Foundation has officially launched a radical rewrite of its browser, a major cross-platform effort to regain relevance in a world that seems to have forgotten Firefox. The much-rewritten browser claims to be 30 per cent faster with half the memory load, although this comes at the cost of compatibility, as Scott Gilbertson found here.…

Could be a ground drone ... or a music maestro Chinese drone firm DJI has trademarked the term "DJI Terra", spurring speculation that the unmanned aerial vehicle firm might be expanding into land-based products.…

Who wants to buy a phone biz? Beleaguered ISP TalkTalk's half-year results have plunged into the red, reporting pre-tax losses of £75m due to major restructuring costs.…

24-hour extravaganza ... live ops streamed SFW The Reg readership might be interested to know that the coming Friday does not just signal the end of the working week and time to cut loose, it is also World Vasectomy Day.…