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One must wait one's turn The Queen, accompanied by a Queen's guard and gentleman in a top hat, has been drafted in to help encourage Genevans to act more courteously when boarding trains.…

One must wait one's turn The Queen, accompanied by a Queen's guard and gentleman in a top hat, has been drafted in to help encourage Genevans to act more courteously when boarding trains.…

Horse bolted. Buys better door Facebook has promised to double its global headcount from a year ago, with the new employees being devoted to Cleaning Up The Web.…

Also: Viscount Ridley says it's better bots spy on him because they won't tell the Mail Information monopolies are a "vexing" problem, but data protection laws alone can't fix them, a parliamentary committee has been told.…

Here's a true Halloween horror story: We blabbed your details UK financial service regulators only learned of the Equifax mega-breach through media reports.…

Single complaint prompts unenforceable ruling. Good job! The Simon's Cat Crunch Time app accidentally served up a racy advert – earning the American advertiser a symbolic bollocking from Blighty's ad watchdog because children might have seen it.…

But still outclassed in capacity by SanDisk's tiny whopper Micron has announced incoming snoopcam flash cards with up to 256GB capacity, trumpeting that edge storage is the future of video surveillance.…

We now know when they crashed – but not even a hint about the cause A damning Ministry of Defence report into the department's safety oversight systems has revealed when two unmanned aerial vehicles crashed into the sea off Wales.…

WHAT? NAH, YOU'RE BREAKING UP Nearly one-third of mobile users suffer poor or no indoor reception at home, according to a survey by price comparison site uSwitch.…

Automate all the things Another day, another cloud security mishap. Some company exposes recordings of your kids to the Internet and then comes under Senatorial scrutiny. A security firm managing security clearance information turns out to be insecure.…

Well... we prefer containerised app info highway code Profile An Israeli startup has devised a containerised traffic cop which it claims stops rogue containers from misbehaving at run-time.…

QPX gets a trip to Mountain View's shooting shed Where have we heard this before? – in 2010, Google acquired ITA Software for US$700 million to get at its QPX airline booking software; in 2011, it reached an agreement with US regulators to complete the purchase; and 2018, it'll kill it.…

'CrystalNet' reveals router bugs beat sysadmin fat-fingers six-to-one for outages Microsoft has let the world in on one of its key Azure management tools: a simulator designed to help prevent nearly 70 per cent of the bugs that cause network downtime.…

'Fast Pair' works on Androids and some audio devices, Google wants it in your car too Google's announced a new Bluetooth tweak called “Fast Pair”.…

Probe to carry cams named SHERLOC and WATSON, plus chute-cam and selfie-snappers NASA's revealed its Curiosity 2020 mission will pack 23 cameras.…

Intel outside as ARM-powered silicon becomes brains of auto-auto due on sale in 2020 Embedded systems company Renesas has revealed that Toyota has selected its ARM-powered systems-on-a-chip to power autonomous vehicles scheduled for commercial launch in the year 2020.…

... which also owns BlueCoat and SonicWall Comodo's certificate business has a new owner, and not everybody's happy about it.…

Two-hour outage sees users forced to speak to each other Slack has suffered an outage that plunged parts of the world into conversation or less-pretty messaging platforms for a couple of hours.…

23 vulnerabilities let rats run riot, even as kids' eyes were kept innocent A Disney-branded home internet filtering device might keep bad content out, but it was an open door to bad actors until earlier this month.…

Plus: Slap for Slack stack chaps in crap chat app mishap flap The so-called smart doorbell maker Ring has just suffered an outage on the one day of the year that its internet-reliant products get the heaviest treatment.…

It's the biggest faraway world found compared to the size of its parent Pic Scientists have discovered a new “monster” alien world that challenges today's theories about planet formation due to its sheer size.…

Social network hit with claim of illegally skirting Illinois wage laws Facebook has been hit with a class-action lawsuit from a former manager alleging the social network deliberately misclassified its employees to avoid paying them overtime.…

'Light touch' must be enforced with a heavy hand, says telco Verizon is leaning on America's broadband watchdog to stomp out any hope of state governments rolling out their own rules on net neutrality, privacy protections, and other internet regulations.…

Netizens locked out of cloud-hosted files for bogus terms-of-service violations An indeterminate but supposedly small number of Google Docs users on Tuesday found that their essays, reports, school assignments, tracts, and manifestos had run afoul of Google's terms of service and had been made inaccessible.…

We'll be good, we promi$e Analysis Lawyers from Facebook, Twitter, and Google did their best Tuesday to persuade congressmen not to pass new laws in the US to regulate online political ads.…

Some good ideas sneak into the Senate A law bill was introduced today to the US Senate designed to safeguard American elections from hacking by miscreants or manipulation by Russian or other foreign agents.…

Monzo engineering chief details exact cause of outage Monzo, a UK online banking startup, suffered an outage on Friday for over an hour due to a four-month-old Kubernetes bug.…

SQL-injection security hole needs patching ASAP Updated WordPress has a security patch out for a programming blunder that you should apply ASAP.…

All the news that's fit to read – as decided by President Putin A Russian law that bans the use or provision of virtual private networks (VPNs) will come into effect Wednesday.…

But code and admin roles more complicated as a result Object storage life is getting more complicated as public cloud dispersion meets GPDR data locality restrictions. Combining the two adds product and administration complexity.…

UK driverless revolution means you'll stump up if your robot chauffeur gets it wrong Red Dwarf's Kryten has told Parliament that electric cars of the future could be charged from LED lampposts – while insurers have flinched at the idea that they might have to pay speeding fines on behalf of naughty self-driving vehicles.…

Part of new 'digital' rebrand amid thousands of job cuts BT's struggling Global Services division has inked a deal with AWS to flog its cloudy services in a bid to reinvent itself as a "digital" business.…

Spirited away... A new strain of ransomware is apparently being used for targeted attacks in Japan.…

UK DNA Database Ethics Group's final annual report The UK's national biometrics ethics advisory body has promised to reconsider the government's use of custody images.…

And now the focus turns to version 9 Node.js 8 on Tuesday goes into long-term support, which sounds like an assisted living plan for elders but in fact marks the maturation of the surprisingly popular JavaScript runtime.…

We're holding it wrong! Of course! EuphemismWatch Just it was hard for courtiers to tell the Emperor he wasn't wearing anything, the first iPhone X phondlers won't admit that Face ID will frustrate owners and make them work hard just to unlock the phone without a PIN. The reviewers don't want to spoil the fairytale.…

Digi minister confident of adequacy decision post-Brexit The UK's Snooper's Charter should not be a "significant" obstacle to data protection negotiations with the European Union, the government has said.…

Top brass reshuffled after heir locked up and CEO quits Samsung announced new leadership this week following the resignation of CEO Kwon Oh-hyun, and the jailing of the empire's heir apparent.…

Judge throws out Hussain's appeal, case rumbles on... A judge has thrown out an appeal by Autonomy's former chief financial officer, who had asked that the felony fraud charges relating to his role in the ill-fated multibillion-dollar sale to HP be dismissed.…

Snoozing, doing makeup, playing Candy Crush... Google binned its self-driving cars' "take over now, human!" feature because test drivers kept dozing off behind the wheel instead of watching the road, according to reports.…

According to Stack Overflow, anyway. Disagree? Vote now right here Poll Developers really dislike Perl, and projects associated with Microsoft, at least among those who volunteer their views through Stack Overflow.…

It is coming... It is coming... to London. (Yes, UK) Microsoft's Surface Pro with added LTE goodness is due to land in the UK on 1 December, just in time for enterprise punters to request one from the local Santas residing in their procurement and IT department.…

FoI request reveals researchers pressured to tweak base case Academics at the UK's leading alcohol research centre tweaked their model to help the government introduce more Puritanical booze advice.…

It's day 2 at Reading Bridge House picket line. Make 'em laugh UK staffers at outsourcing giant Capita – deep in the weeds of its "turnaround year" – are entering day two of union protests over proposed changes to their pension plans.…

C'est mauvais, le framework de beaucoup d'argent pour le Redmond A French senator has put down a parliamentary motion demanding an investigation into Microsoft's framework deal with France's defence ministry.…

Join us for our final ideas bash of the year Whether you’re concerned about the effect of fake news and political ads on social media or the growing influence of e-sports on today's youth, you should come and join us next Tuesday for the last Register Lecture of 2017.…

Edge computing is awesome and scary Edge computing is the pendulum swinging away from the idea of big, centralised servers back to distributed systems. It's the idea that instead of centralising all of our workloads in big clouds we bring the computing closer to the devices requesting that compute power.…

Wait! A PCM chip that computes as well as stores?! IBM boffins have unveiled new work in-memory computing: doing processing inside Phase Change Memory with no external CPU.…

Proposal offers proper authentication, verification and over-the-air delivery A trio of ARM engineers have devoted some of their free time to working up an architecture to address the problem of delivering software updates to internet-connected things.…

Ford reveals 'metallic butt' used to test car seats. We're calling it Seat-3-P-O Poll Car-maker Ford has revealed a robot that's taken the job of sitting on your arse.…