by Marina Hyde on (#6MSV7)
His journey to Christianity was very moving, and infinitely more spiritual than his trip to the police station to deny criminal allegationsA hazmat dredger, please, to the stretch of the River Thames in which Russell Brand was recently baptised, in an event apparently conducted by TV adventurer and chief scout Bear Grylls. I know, it's incredible: Thames Water is no longer responsible for the biggest piece of shit in the river.In his mystical biography of the Thames, Peter Ackroyd observed: There are some parts of the river that create or harbour distinct properties that are not susceptible to rational analysis." And I think we might be dealing with one of those properties right here. Rational analysis deserts me as I survey a recently released photo of a topless Brand, a topless Bear, and the unidentified owner of what appears to be an S-reg Japanese hannya mask back tattoo embracing in the waist-deep current. Then again, it's possible the third figure is actually identified. The Brand-penned caption on this Insta-trocity runs: Me, Bear Grylls, The River Thames and of course, The Holy Spirit." Sorry, but does the Holy Spirit now have a back tattoo? Game's gone.Marina Hyde is a Guardian columnist Continue reading...