by Dave Schilling on (#71A50)
If this stretches to Thanksgiving, we'll be facing a nightmare. The obvious solution: move back in with your parentsIn our modern age, the only thing worse than flying - cramped seats, bad food, someone potentially calling you a racial slur - is not flying at all. I will suffer all manner of indignity, up to and including a drunk puking up Jersey Mike's on to my trousers, but if you dare say that I might not be able to board the Flying Nightmare Tube at the scheduled date and time, I will throw the kind of fit you only see in YouTube videos of people that are actually on airplanes.This is why the United States Federal Aviation Administration potentially cancelling 10% of air traffic at 40 airports chills me to the bone. Whether I like it or not, I have to be in Pittsburgh this month. Would you keep me from enjoying the epic sights and sounds of Pittsburgh? Maybe so, if the alternative is a sleep-deprived air traffic controller suggesting my pilot take a nosedive into the Grand Tetons.Dave Schilling is a Los Angeles-based writer and humorist Continue reading...