Pipedot adopting Esperanto
I'm a stupid American. Even though many foreigners may not speak English fluently, we force everyone to speak it anyway. In 1887, Dr. Ludwig Lazarus Zamenhof constructed a neutral language using common root words from many different European languages. This universal language is much easier to learn and shows less favoritism than picking an arbitrary natural language.
Therefore, all new stories and comments will now use Esperanto. The one true international language!
Therefore, all new stories and comments will now use Esperanto. The one true international language!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simple_English_%28disambiguation%29
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Basic_English_combined_wordlist
Basic English can be at least as simple as Esperanto, just as fast to learn with as few as 850 root words (Esperanto had 900), Being a defined language these have all the supposed benefits of Esperanto, too: the terms in question being static, not including slang, avoiding complex conjugation rules, etc. Plus simple English has added benefit of allowing you (basic) communication with billions of people, access to untold tomes of information, etc.