Commentard April Fool decries Blighty's dodecaquid

'Why is this article still on the site?' asks 12-sided muppet

There's absolutely no shame in being taken in by a nicely crafted April Fools' Day spoof, but one Reg reader will be spending the next year in the corner sporting the big pointy "D" hat after crying foul over Blighty's magnificent 12-sided pound coin."