Argos tech team updates iOS app with helpful info on 'eleventy-billion toilet seats'

Sky hooks, tartan paint ... U wot m8?

Strange things are afoot among the developer team at Argos, it's just not clear if an ill-judged lunchtime trip to the boozer, high jinx related to the recent 1.4bn takeover by Sainsbury's or a rogue staffer are to blame."