Sysadmin figures out dating agency worker lied in his profile

I'm tall, handsome, ready to commit and don't know how to operate the ENTER key

On-Call Thank the Galactic Spirit it's Friday: your correspondent is beat! But not so beat I can't dip into the On-Call mailbag to dredge up another story in which your fellow Reg readers explain how they've rescued clients and colleagues from chronologically-inconvenient computational cock-ups."