Military reservist bemoans frost-bitten baby-maker on Antartic trek

Today we learned there was such a thing as polar penis. All in the name of charidee

The nights are drawing in*, and there's certainly a chill wind blowing across Blighty, but it's not so cold that it would freeze your knackers off. Not like poor old adventurer Alex Brazier, who is suffering from Polar Penis in his 1,100 mile journey across Antartica."