Google trumpets cloudy Skylake silicon nobody else is running

Intel just doesn't sell this kit yet. Not in the cloud. Not on-premises. Not anywhere

Remember when PC or server-makers would breathlessly announce they'd just become the first, the very first, to get their hands on some new silicon and that doing so made them Terribly Clever? And represented enormous advantage to you, because you could buy that silicon right now instead of waiting, well, weeks for someone else to offer it?"