Spare me the confected 'Innovation Theatre' that is hackfests and their ilk

Sure, the ideas spurt out in a torrent, but they're no longer potent

SECRET CIO I had a vasectomy on Tuesday. After the procedure, as I sat sulking on the couch, sipping a cup of tea and clutching an icepack to the affected area, I thought I would quickly check my emails to see if there was anything that would take my mind off the experience."