Hello, Dixons Carphone? Yep, we're ringing from a 2015 handset. Profits down 60%, eh?

Store closures on the way? Did someone mention Brexit?

Dixons Carphone execs handed out their numbers to world+dog today, showing profits plummeting by more than half in the firm's half-year results. The plunge was chalked up to UK customers skipping mobile upgrades - a move that could signal further closures across its stores."