Storage Christmas cracker: My band is called 1023MB. We haven't had a gig yet

Last 2017 roundup: Death Star file protection crap, Samsung DRAM miracles and more

Here's a final collection of storage news before Christmas 2017. Imagine you are having Christmas dinner and you get a bunch of crackers. Pull them and, instead of fortune cookie statements and bad jokes, this list of news items tumbles out."