Article 3DBHN Mom Hasn’t Said Full, Uninterrupted Sentence To Family Since 1997

Mom Hasn’t Said Full, Uninterrupted Sentence To Family Since 1997

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VICKSBURG, MS-Acknowledging that she hadn't finished what she was saying in quite some time, family sources confirmed Monday that local mom Debra Garrison has not spoken a full, uninterrupted sentence to her family since 1997. According to witnesses, despite regularly contributing to conversations throughout the past"

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