Article 3DQYN Report: Friend Doing Sober January Must Have Really Fucked Shit Up Over Holidays

Report: Friend Doing Sober January Must Have Really Fucked Shit Up Over Holidays

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MONTCLAIR, NJ-Noting the incident had to be seriously messed up to make the regular drinker stop all of a sudden, friends of local man Tom Barrack reported Friday that he must have really fucked shit up over the holidays if he's doing a sober January. "Tom puts booze away like nobody else, so something really fucking"

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