Article 3DZ77 God Recalls 1983 Speedboat Accident That Sent Him To Heaven

God Recalls 1983 Speedboat Accident That Sent Him To Heaven

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from The Onion on (#3DZ77)
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THE HEAVENS-Acknowledging that He had been behaving recklessly that night, God, Our Holy Father, recalled Monday the speedboat accident in 1983 that originally sent Him to heaven. "The last thing I remember was tearing across Lake Winnepesaukah in a Jr. Executive 21 JRV with my buddy Dave and suddenly slamming right"

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