Article 3EBZ1 New AcneFree Treatment Ships Teens To Remote Island Colony For Remainder Of Puberty

New AcneFree Treatment Ships Teens To Remote Island Colony For Remainder Of Puberty

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Ryan Shattuck
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NEW YORK-Offering young acne sufferers the means to clear up their skin in nonjudgmental privacy, a new AcneFree treatment unveiled Friday will ship teens to a remote island colony for the remainder of puberty. "We're excited to provide pimpled teenagers with the opportunity to spend their adolescence ridding"

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