Article 3ES1F Tough-Guy ICE Agent Struggling To Raise Adorable Kids After Deporting Their Parents

Tough-Guy ICE Agent Struggling To Raise Adorable Kids After Deporting Their Parents

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LAREDO, TX-Scrambling to cook breakfast, change a diaper, and put on his bulletproof vest at the same time, tough-as-nails ICE agent Tony Carter admitted Thursday that he was struggling to raise the remaining three members of the Guerrero family after deporting their parents to El Salvador. "Alright, you knuckleheads,"

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