Article 3F879 Yoga Teacher Has Way Too Much On Plate To Fuck Any More Students Right Now

Yoga Teacher Has Way Too Much On Plate To Fuck Any More Students Right Now

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SPRINGFIELD, IL-Using a towel to quickly wipe the sweat off his mat as the next class filed in, local yoga teacher Toby Castor told reporters Monday that he has way too much on his plate to fuck any more students right now. "Don't get me wrong, it's a good problem to have, but I'm completely tapped out from banging so"

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