Article 3FBB4 Elon Musk Offering $1.2 Billion In Grants To Any Project That Promises To Make Him Feel Complete

Elon Musk Offering $1.2 Billion In Grants To Any Project That Promises To Make Him Feel Complete

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FREMONT, CA-Calling his profound feelings of emptiness "almost too painful to bear," Elon Musk, founder of Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink, the Boring Company, and a variety of other tech and infrastructure firms, reportedly offered $1.2 billion in grants Wednesday to any project that could make him feel complete. "Even"

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