Badass Churchgoer Doesn’t Even Have To Look At Hymnal
CORPUS CHRISTI, TX-Staring in awe at the total goddamn renegade in the front pew, witnesses told reporters Sunday that badass churchgoer Frank Wittman knew the words without even having to glance at the hymnal. "When it comes to praising the Lord in song, Wittman's fucking hardcore-head up, hands out like a boss,""