Article 3GTTK United Airlines Updates Policy On Allowing Dogfights In Passenger Cabin

United Airlines Updates Policy On Allowing Dogfights In Passenger Cabin

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Ryan Shattuck
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CHICAGO-Explaining the growing need to tighten restrictions for the comfort of their guests, United Airlines officials announced Monday plans to update their policy on allowing dogfights in the passenger cabin. "Effective immediately, United will no longer permit guests to stage dogfights or any other bloodsport on"

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