Pope Francis Finds Self In Hell After Taking Wrong Turn In Vatican Catacombs
OUTER DARKNESS, HELL-Becoming disoriented by the sight of a shrieking, many-headed snake emerging in agony from a nearby lava pit, Pope Francis reportedly found himself in the depths of Hell Friday after taking a wrong turn in the nigh-endless catacombs beneath the Vatican. "Ah, crap, not again," said the Pope,"