Nation Not Sure How Many Ex-Trump Staffers It Can Safely Reabsorb
by The Onion from on (#3H6R5)
WASHINGTON-Noting that the resignation of James Mattis as Secretary of Defense marked the ouster of the third top administration official in less than three weeks, a worried populace told reporters Friday that it was unsure how many former Trump staffers it could safely reabsorb. "Jesus, we can't just take back these"