Article 3JA0W ‘You Did The Best You Could,’ Says Iron Man Action Figure Voiced By Despondent Toys ‘R’ Us CEO Packing Up Office

‘You Did The Best You Could,’ Says Iron Man Action Figure Voiced By Despondent Toys ‘R’ Us CEO Packing Up Office

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WAYNE, NJ-Offering a supportive "you did the best you could," an Iron Man action figure voiced by despondent Toys 'R' Us CEO David Brandon reportedly provided consolation to the executive as he slowly taped up a box of family photos and Hot Wheels cars and tracks. "We all know you gave it your all and there was"

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