Article 3JJCC Embarrassed Whale Panicking About Huge Barnacle Outbreak Before Date

Embarrassed Whale Panicking About Huge Barnacle Outbreak Before Date

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ATLANTIC OCEAN-Concerned that the unappealing affliction would spoil his plans for a romantic evening, an embarrassed right whale was reportedly panicking Monday after having a huge barnacle outbreak before an upcoming date. "Oh god, I look terrible, they're all over my face," said the mortified cetacean, scrambling"

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